Big rumour

[romanes eunt domus]

Heard a rumour that the funniest man in the amateur league Steve Main will be making his long awaited 2014 debut on the sidelines at the Downs Inter today. Get down there notebook in hand because I heard he has spent all off season coming up with his funniest sledges yet. And slightly off topic I think his knob is also quite large.

[swannsong]

The bagman cometh !