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Already crapping in parts of England. Good work!

She's shit over australia a lot more than England.

Either way, I'm sure she's enjoying being home!

u claiming her already ? lol

threesome wrote:u claiming her already ? lol

If she was human then she would have been entitled to a British passport at birth, good enough for me.

However, English if she wins - aussie plodder if she loses.

God is an Englishman wrote: However, English if she wins - aussie plodder if she loses.

The same old hawkesy philosophy then.

Do you really think the British tabloids will claim her when she wins?

Bomber wrote:

God is an Englishman wrote: However, English if she wins - aussie plodder if she loses.

The same old hawkesy philosophy then.

Do you really think the British tabloids will claim her when she wins?

I would imagine not, but the other way round you know the aussies would claim it.

God is an Englishman wrote:

Bomber wrote:

God is an Englishman wrote: However, English if she wins - aussie plodder if she loses.

The same old hawkesy philosophy then.

Do you really think the British tabloids will claim her when she wins?

I would imagine not, but the other way round you know the aussies would claim it.

So you think along the same lines as Aussies then? I knew it would just be a matter of time.

Bomber wrote:So you think along the same lines as Aussies then? I knew it would just be a matter of time.

We were talking about the media not individuals!

God is an Englishman wrote:

Bomber wrote:So you think along the same lines as Aussies then? I knew it would just be a matter of time.

We were talking about the media not individuals!

I didnt realise it was the press you were quoting when you said this:

"english if she wins, aussie plodder if she loses."

Bomber wrote:

God is an Englishman wrote:

Bomber wrote:So you think along the same lines as Aussies then? I knew it would just be a matter of time.

We were talking about the media not individuals!

I didnt realise it was the press you were quoting when you said this:

"english if she wins, aussie plodder if she loses."

I wasn't but I did say this

God is an Englishman wrote:

Bomber wrote: Do you really think the British tabloids will claim her when she wins?

I would imagine not, but the other way round you know the aussies would claim it.

Just snuck in...

Ciudad Juarez wrote:Just snuck in...

Jockey hardly pushed her and still won.

Bomber wrote:

Ciudad Juarez wrote:Just snuck in...

Jockey hardly pushed her and still won.

tried his best to lose it and still won

Bomber wrote:

Ciudad Juarez wrote:Just snuck in...

Jockey hardly pushed her and still won.

Very disappointing the way it panned out, moody would be privately spewing at nolen for the ride. Nolen himself looked gutted after the race.

Ciudad Juarez wrote:

Bomber wrote:

Ciudad Juarez wrote:Just snuck in...

Jockey hardly pushed her and still won.

Very disappointing the way it panned out, moody would be privately spewing at nolen for the ride. Nolen himself looked gutted after the race.

It was a terrible ride, but I still feel sorry for Nolen because of the enormous pressure on him, causing a brain fade.

In his defence, he had to ride her "safe" near the lead; the headwind - advantage to those in her slipstream; the sticky track - 1 min 14.1 compared to Flem Straight 1 min 8 sec; undulating track - not suitable for such an extraordinary long striding horse; to my eye she got stirred up in the parade ring; and the travel etc but she still won !

It only just won because it's injured, oh no it was because the jockey didn't know where the winning post.

Excuses, excuses. It won good on it but I think it's been shown that put it up against some half decent horses and it doesn't just romp it home.

Now a match race over 1400m v Frankel.

God is an Englishman wrote:It only just won because it's injured, oh no it was because the jockey didn't know where the winning post.

Excuses, excuses. It won good on it but I think it's been shown that put it up against some half decent horses and it doesn't just romp it home.

Now a match race over 1400m v Frankel.

Fact - it won. Fact - the other horses had jockeys pushing their horses to the max and yet Black Caviar virtually jogged over the line and STILL BEAT THEM.

Bomber wrote:

God is an Englishman wrote:It only just won because it's injured, oh no it was because the jockey didn't know where the winning post.

Excuses, excuses. It won good on it but I think it's been shown that put it up against some half decent horses and it doesn't just romp it home.

Now a match race over 1400m v Frankel.

Fact - it won. Fact - the other horses had jockeys pushing their horses to the max and yet Black Caviar virtually jogged over the line and STILL BEAT THEM.

fact 1 -Caviar took a massive dump in engerlund......
fact 2 -the english press and racing enthusiasts were all over Black Caviar trying to sneak a look or pic.
fact 3 - Black Caviar decided to walk the last 50mtrs to allow them to catch up, and yet STILL won

Fact 1 - I've shit more in australia than she has in England

Fact 2 - it got found out to not be as good as they thoughty when it wasn't against aussie plodders, so they made up excuses.

Fact 3 - it's half English

Fact 4 - it's the 2nd best horse in the world

God is an Englishman wrote:Fact 1 - I've cabernet more in australia than she has in England

Fact 2 - it got found out to not be as good as they thoughty when it wasn't against aussie plodders, so they made up excuses.

Fact 3 - it's half English

Fact 4 - it's the 2nd best horse in the world

Fact 1 - You are that full of crap that i'm not surprised about your fact 1.

Fact 2 - She did not get found out, she won at a canter, barely raised a sweat and did so whilst injured.

Fact 3 - Poms will say and do anything in order to water down any Aussie success.

PDog wrote:

God is an Englishman wrote:Fact 1 - I've cabernet more in australia than she has in England

Fact 2 - it got found out to not be as good as they thoughty when it wasn't against aussie plodders, so they made up excuses.

Fact 3 - it's half English

Fact 4 - it's the 2nd best horse in the world

Fact 1 - You are that full of crap that i'm not surprised about your fact 1.

Fact 2 - She did not get found out, she won at a canter, barely raised a sweat and did so whilst injured.

Fact 3 - Poms will say and do anything in order to water down any Aussie success.

Re no 4 - When is this Frankel thing going to get tested? I'd like to see it come here for the Cox Plate or the Melbourne Cup but cant imagine the owners having the bollocks.
Also its only won 11 races (half of Black Caviar's).

Bomber wrote:

PDog wrote:

God is an Englishman wrote:Fact 1 - I've cabernet more in australia than she has in England

Fact 2 - it got found out to not be as good as they thoughty when it wasn't against aussie plodders, so they made up excuses.

Fact 3 - it's half English

Fact 4 - it's the 2nd best horse in the world

Fact 1 - You are that full of crap that i'm not surprised about your fact 1.

Fact 2 - She did not get found out, she won at a canter, barely raised a sweat and did so whilst injured.

Fact 3 - Poms will say and do anything in order to water down any Aussie success.

Re no 4 - When is this Frankel thing going to get tested? I'd like to see it come here for the Cox Plate or the Melbourne Cup but cant imagine the owners having the bollocks.
Also its only won 11 races (half of Black Caviar's).

+1

Why won't you see black caviar in those races?

You do realise that those races are not considered a big deal outside of australia.

Hawkesy you pay for the priveledge of taking a dump in australia (taxes)

Caviar went to England, took several dumps, was paid a nice sum and went home!

It's the equivalent of me inviting you to my place, you taking a massive dump in my hallway and me sending you off with $1000 cash for your troubles while I'm left to clean the mess.

Ciudad Juarez wrote:Hawkesy you pay for the priveledge of taking a dump in australia (taxes)

Caviar went to England, took several dumps, was paid a nice sum and went home!

It's the equivalent of me inviting you to my place, you taking a massive dump in my hallway and me sending you off with $1000 cash for your troubles while I'm left to clean the mess.

bahahahahaha\well said!

God is an Englishman wrote:Why won't you see black caviar in those races?

You do realise that those races are not considered a big deal outside of australia.

1. Surely even you know that its a sprinter, not a stayer. Next you will want Usain Bolt to win the marathon!

2. The Cox Plate is considered one of the best if not THE best WFA race in the world.

Bomber wrote:

God is an Englishman wrote:Why won't you see black caviar in those races?

You do realise that those races are not considered a big deal outside of australia.

1. Surely even you know that its a sprinter, not a stayer. Next you will want Usain Bolt to win the marathon!

2. The Cox Plate is considered one of the best if not THE best WFA race in the world.

So, you're saying that Caviar won't compete in those distance because it's not the distance that it runs at. Mmmmmm, interesting!!!

I'd never even heard of any australian races before I moved here. If it's so big why doesn't Godolphin ever send over his best horses? Wasn't it Media Puzzle that came over here and took the piss, despite it only being sent over as company for another horse. They contemplated not sending it because it was so rubbish.

God is an Englishman wrote:

Bomber wrote:

God is an Englishman wrote:Why won't you see black caviar in those races?

You do realise that those races are not considered a big deal outside of australia.

1. Surely even you know that its a sprinter, not a stayer. Next you will want Usain Bolt to win the marathon!

2. The Cox Plate is considered one of the best if not THE best WFA race in the world.

So, you're saying that Caviar won't compete in those distance because it's not the distance that it runs at. Mmmmmm, interesting!!!

I'd never even heard of any australian races before I moved here. If it's so big why doesn't Godolphin ever send over his best horses? Wasn't it Media Puzzle that came over here and took the piss, despite it only being sent over as company for another horse. They contemplated not sending it because it was so rubbish.

1 Refer the Usain Bolt/marathon comparison. Who is the better athlete, some Ethiopian that can run all day at one pace or Bolt? In other words, try comparing apples with apples.
2 Just because you havent heard of a race doesnt mean its insignificant. Look at the prize money for a start. As for Media Puzzle, nice that you picked one out of the so many others that came here which were raved about and flopped. Plus Black Caviar isnt the only horse to have won over in the UK either.

my dad's better than your dad

Ciudad Juarez wrote:my dad's better than your dad

No, mine's better