Return of the King

[Longbomb]

Hey Driller.....

Just to let you know, I'm coming down Thursday night to tell you personally I'm playing on Sunday.

I wont be asking..... I'll be telling.

Then, when I win the cup single handedly I'm taking it with me and keeping it forever. I deserve it, for I am Longbomb.

Know this all...... There will be no respite or quarter given. I am coming back to claim my rightful place as King of Football. You will worship me!

And then, just like that............I'll be gone......But you may never rest , for you will know not when I will returneth to conquer once more.

[I Am Number Two]

I want to be just like you. Will you teach me?

[oncewewereworiers]

alll hail the long bomb. cant wait to be shown some more of your tricks at training. pity you couldnt play last week.

[I Am Number Two]

Longbomb, can you please return my calls? Or answer my emails? Please?!

[oncewewereworiers]

not even the coaches can get his contact details. how did you get them he appears and disappears when ever he wants.

[candyman]

What a toss-bag.

[oncewewereworiers]

he maybe a toss. but you should see his skills. never seen anything like it in my life

[New_Beach_Driller]

It is like "Field of Dreams"..if you build it ...Longbomb will come!

When we started preseason last year in Div 2.. he just suddenly appeared practising free-kicks one night and once training was finished he disappeared! This year he was no where to be seen and now he is back to inspire us to a Cup final win and back into Div 1.

Beware Farm..the longbomb is Back!!!To inspire the lads to victory....He is going to put jaywalking in his pocket and carry him around for 90 mins

[Jay Walking]

It better be a big, double stiched pocket

My tip is longbomb on the bench with Manca starting. Longbomb spits the chewy and refuses to play

[Jay Walking]

We've named our squad and unfortunately 3 guys didn't make the squad. We are fortunate enough to of had around 20-21 guys to name this week but can only name 17 so a few have missed out. Just lucky that we dont have any injuries and everyone is fully fit. Those guys will be done though supporting the team.

[oncewewereworiers]

It better be a big, double stiched pocket

My tip is longbomb on the bench with Manca starting. Longbomb spits the chewy and refuses to play

you seem to know more about our starting team than we do. will big steve be throwing away his crutches to make a start as well

[oncewewereworiers]

We've named our squad and unfortunately 3 guys didn't make the squad. We are fortunate enough to of had around 20-21 guys to name this week but can only name 17 so a few have missed out. Just lucky that we dont have any injuries and everyone is fully fit. Those guys will be done though supporting the team.

did you miss out jay?

[Jay Walking]

It better be a big, double stiched pocket

My tip is longbomb on the bench with Manca starting. Longbomb spits the chewy and refuses to play

you seem to know more about our starting team than we do. will big steve be throwing away his crutches to make a start as well

I do my best work hiding in trees spying on training sessions.

Steve is currently seeing the Dali Lama for devine intervention to get him to start. I see a bench spot though ;)

[Jay Walking]

We've named our squad and unfortunately 3 guys didn't make the squad. We are fortunate enough to of had around 20-21 guys to name this week but can only name 17 so a few have missed out. Just lucky that we dont have any injuries and everyone is fully fit. Those guys will be done though supporting the team.

did you miss out jay?

Never doubt Presidential Power

[oncewewereworiers]

It better be a big, double stiched pocket

My tip is longbomb on the bench with Manca starting. Longbomb spits the chewy and refuses to play

you seem to know more about our starting team than we do. will big steve be throwing away his crutches to make a start as well

I do my best work hiding in trees spying on training sessions.

Steve is currently seeing the Dali Lama for devine intervention to get him to start. I see a bench spot though ;)

will definitely be a bench spot. his foot looks like it has elephantitis even the dali lama will have trouble fixing that one. and you only thought we couldn't see you behind the tree's

[oncewewereworiers]

We've named our squad and unfortunately 3 guys didn't make the squad. We are fortunate enough to of had around 20-21 guys to name this week but can only name 17 so a few have missed out. Just lucky that we dont have any injuries and everyone is fully fit. Those guys will be done though supporting the team.

did you miss out jay?

Never doubt Presidential Power

if we can find another 10 players, we will have a squad of 17 aswell

[Jay Walking]

The CIA sent me through a copy of your team sheet already, you have named 69

How did you manage to get Lampard to leave Chelsea and McDonald to leave Celtic to play for you guys on the weekend??

[oncewewereworiers]

The CIA sent me through a copy of your team sheet already, you have named 69

How did you manage to get Lampard to leave Chelsea and McDonald to leave Celtic to play for you guys on the weekend??

we cashed in all the bottles from this season. we all saved money by taking packed lunches to all the away games. but the thing that got them in the end, was the chance to have a kick with the lendgendary longbomb

[grouse n' ice]

Some say he once turned someone so violently they dislocated their spine!!

I heard he runs down ostrich's for training, and when he catches them he eats them raw!!

He once poked someones eye clean out its socket for comparing him to Garrincha. Longbomb seemingly took offence saying Garrincha was a light-weight drinker!!

Some say he once kicked a ball so hard that it's still going to this day!!

I heard he wears football boots made out of the ars e skin of Stanley Matthews!!

Someone once told me he baths in red bull for eight hours before every game!!

All I know is Ill Postino is returning......and he will deliver.

[Talk Is Cheap]

The CIA sent me through a copy of your team sheet already, you have named 69

How did you manage to get Lampard to leave Chelsea and McDonald to leave Celtic to play for you guys on the weekend??

Your mistake, didn't name 69, that was merely a response to preferred position ?

[oncewewereworiers]

The CIA sent me through a copy of your team sheet already, you have named 69

How did you manage to get Lampard to leave Chelsea and McDonald to leave Celtic to play for you guys on the weekend??

Your mistake, didn't name 69, that was merely a response to preferred position ?

i heard you tried to 69 longbomb

[Ronnie#10]

Longbomb, can you please return my calls? Or answer my emails? Please?!

Haha that's gold. He won't answer mine either. Maybe he's just to busy for as little people now he's a superstar hay bullet.

[I Am Number Two]

Seems like it. He'll be back... on his knees... like he always does!!!

[New_Beach_Driller]

Never doubt Presidential Power [/quote]
if we can find another 10 players, we will have a squad of 17 aswell[/quote]

We will have a draw tonight to see what the team will be this weekend...Have you got your ticket yet Dan

[oncewewereworiers]

Never doubt Presidential Power

if we can find another 10 players, we will have a squad of 17 aswell[/quote]

We will have a draw tonight to see what the team will be this weekend...Have you got your ticket yet Dan [/quote]
no ticket for me, got told they were sold out. apparently some guy in an ingle farm shirt purchased the whole book

[Between the Sticks]

Some say he once turned someone so violently they dislocated their spine!!

I heard he runs down ostrich's for training, and when he catches them he eats them raw!!

He once poked someones eye clean out its socket for comparing him to Garrincha. Longbomb seemingly took offence saying Garrincha was a light-weight drinker!!

Some say he once kicked a ball so hard that it's still going to this day!!

I heard he wears football boots made out of the ars e skin of Stanley Matthews!!

Someone once told me he baths in red bull for eight hours before every game!!

All I know is Ill Postino is returning......and he will deliver.

sounds like the cougar has a twin

[New_Beach_Driller]

Well all except one...Longbomb got the golden ticket !!!
Longbomb against Ingle Farm..just wouldn't be a fair contest

[oncewewereworiers]

not a fair contest at all. all hail the longbomb. i heard a rumor that his cousin longball downthewing may be coming out next year. no team will be able to get close to us with those 2 in the team

[New_Beach_Driller]

So is 'Shoeless' joe jackson ....

Longbomb's cousin is Zidane! He told me once he watched him play in the World Cup Final once but left 10 mins into the second half because he was so ashamed that a family member was so sh!t at football..

[oncewewereworiers]

So is 'Shoeless' joe jackson ....

Longbomb's cousin is Zidane! He told me once he watched him play in the World Cup Final once but left 10 mins into the second half because he was so ashamed that a family member was so cabernet at football..

zidane is only a second cousin, thats why he isnt quite as good longbomb. water down of the gene pool. you know how it works