Last night, a team bonding session including the player who handed in the transfer request, may of saved him from leaving the club. It is unclear why he may stay bu it has to do to with alcohol been consumed and memories are a bit fuzzy and the fact that no one at Ingle Farm wanted him to stay.
Dundee United have expressed their disappointment that the mystery player choose West Beach and not them but they simply couldn't raise the funds to pay for a Coke and Diet Coke a week. It is believed that the opportunity of playing with Longbomb was also a major part of why the mystery player chose West Beach.
You finally made the net now!! The fans are happy
Seriously, all the best to the mystery player and he is more than welcome to join us again when he is ready to return. Disappointing to see him go but no doubt he will still be out with the boys and coming to club functions
Now only Comeonthebhoys will get stuck into me about wearing a Scotland shirt to training and saying I'm not worthy and that I'm a fake Scot 
