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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:07 pm

Hi lads,

I'm presently at West Beach but I'm just not getting a chance.

Despite consistantly being the best player by a mile at training the coaches refuse to play me.

I know I'm young but if anyone is willing to give me a game then I would be interested.

I like to play on the wing and have lots of tricks up my sleeve. It's good to see some of the lads on here support me like onthepiss.

Like my apparent new nick-name, The Postman or Il Postino I can assure you I will deliver!

I'm cheap too. A can of Red Bull and a Mars Bar a game.

I'd prefer to play Sun Div 1 but will listen to Sun Div 2 teams as well.

Beach_Driller · Post by **Beach_Driller** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:37 pm

Long bomb, what are you doing ?? Didn't realise you are considering leaving.. we are just trying to bring you along slowly. You're a top player and highly regarded by the coaches at the beach!

Don't leave, i will chat to you at the weekend. If you want to leave after that I have a few contacts at Adelaide United who I have been trying to get down and have a look at you!

Redders · Post by **Redders** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:40 pm

Longbomb -----> USC Lion

Gothetoffees · Post by **Gothetoffees** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:03 pm

It's a sad day for the beach & I didn't think it would come to this.... Don't leave long bomb, the future looks bright for us with you on board.

How about if we throw a few packs of tim tams your way?

Mr X · Post by **Mr X** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:05 pm

Is this taking the piss or serious? - Sunday Div 2 amatuers for not getting a game to Adelaide Utd??

Redders dont recruit for your own position.

What area do you live in Long Bomb?

Redders · Post by **Redders** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:08 pm

Mr X wrote:Is this taking the piss or serious? - Sunday Div 2 amatuers for not getting a game to Adelaide Utd??

Redders dont recruit for your own position.

What area do you live in Long Bomb?

I think its a piss take... But we need wingers at the club ;)

Chopper · Post by **Chopper** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:11 pm

[quote="Mr X"]Is this taking the piss or serious? - Sunday Div 2 amatuers for not getting a game to Adelaide Utd??

Redders dont recruit for your own position.

What area do you live in Long Bomb?[/quote]

Mr X you TURKEY. Obviously taking the piss. If he cant get a game at West Beach he must be shite.

Long Bomb you are always welcome at Para hills West. We have the best selection of mixed lollies in the 1st Div.

Beach_Driller · Post by **Beach_Driller** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:19 pm

Hey he is only a young kid but lots of potential! He is not going to Adelaide United i have asked someone there to have a look at him..I reckon he should go State first!
Unfortunately , I heard though he is looking at Fulham..

The only reason he is not getting his game at the Beach is the A Coach plays in his position.

grouse n' ice · Post by **grouse n' ice** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:29 pm

It had to happen sooner or later. Il Postino must deliver somewhere, if not at beach then sadly, somewhere else.

He will be missed as I picked up alot of things just watching him at training.

I glad he hasn't forced a situation where it was him or the coach. That could get nasty as I reckon Long Bomb has got a big support.

Good luck to the lad, though he wont need it.

Just hope he wont come back to bite us and make a few special deliveries into our net.

Beach_Driller · Post by **Beach_Driller** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:39 pm

Grouse, unfortunately it is either him or the coach..maybe Daz should look at the big picture and play longbomb on the wing and drop himself to left back..he played well there the last couple of games.

I was chatting with him, looks like he is signing for Fulham. He has a few mates down there and they have offered him a few perks....

Gothetoffees · Post by **Gothetoffees** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:56 pm

Beach_Driller wrote:Grouse, unfortunately it is either him or the coach..maybe Daz should look at the big picture and play longbomb on the wing and drop himself to left back..he played well there the last couple of games.

I was chatting with him, looks like he is signing for Fulham. He has a few mates down there and they have offered him a few perks....

I guess the coach has to go then..... It's for the greater good!

Beach_Driller · Post by **Beach_Driller** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:17 pm

Maybe the B coach could take over.... I hear long bomb respects him?? What is the B Coach's name , Darren or something?

grouse n' ice · Post by **grouse n' ice** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:47 pm

I reckon the lad has the nous to be player-coach

Beach_Driller · Post by **Beach_Driller** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:12 pm

too young to be coach, Grouse

The Preacher · Post by **The Preacher** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:23 pm

Chopper wrote:
Mr X wrote:Is this taking the piss or serious? - Sunday Div 2 amatuers for not getting a game to Adelaide Utd??

Redders dont recruit for your own position.

What area do you live in Long Bomb?
Mr X you TURKEY. Obviously taking the piss. If he cant get a game at West Beach he must be shite.

Long Bomb you are always welcome at Para hills West. We have the best selection of mixed lollies in the 1st Div.

WAT CHOPPER YOU SUPPORT MR X EVERY WEEK NOW YOU CALL HIM A TURKEY! THATS WHY YOU SHOULDNT PRETEND YOUR FROM ANY CLUB BUT YOUR OWN! TOOL!

EVERYBODY KNOWS MR X IS FROM WESTIES, YOUR SUPPOSED CLUB! BUT YOU DONT???????????

STOP PRETENDING!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:05 pm

cant believe long bomb is going, havent seen a young lad like that for sometime. be doubtful if i ever do again

CR7 · Post by **CR7** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:10 pm

this has to be a piss take seriously

Redders · Post by **Redders** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:12 pm

Rooney8 wrote:this has to be a piss take seriously

agreed..

harryhandsome1 · Post by **harryhandsome1** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:43 pm

Guys, Wayne asked me to talk to him and see if i he would take a leaf out of young Dans book and listen to the voice of reason and stay on. I think he has made his mind up and will move on, something to do with his mates and a state team although he wouldnt elaborate. Sad loss methinks, cmon the postie.

Rob Lozza · Post by **Rob Lozza** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:00 pm

Long Bomb wrote:Hi lads,

I'm presently at West Beach but I'm just not getting a chance.

Despite consistantly being the best player by a mile at training the coaches refuse to play me.

I know I'm young but if anyone is willing to give me a game then I would be interested.

I like to play on the wing and have lots of tricks up my sleeve. It's good to see some of the lads on here support me like onthepiss.

Like my apparent new nick-name, The Postman or Il Postino I can assure you I will deliver!

I'm cheap too. A can of Red Bull and a Mars Bar a game.

I'd prefer to play Sun Div 1 but will listen to Sun Div 2 teams as well.

Mate, this is amateur football not the EPL. If you think that you are hard done by the coach, as good as what you think you are or all of the above then go to another club on your own volition. Nobody is going to chase you. That said, you are definitely taking the pi$$ here.

BULLDOG · Post by **BULLDOG** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:50 pm

come to vista were getting a new jungle gym, and fresh sand in the sand pit!!!!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:34 pm

Rooney8 wrote:this has to be a piss take seriously

seriously rooney . you have to see this young lad. seems though if he goes to fulham, that you will. the coach was just trying to make him earn his stripes, before he was enleashed. seems like it will be to late now though.

chenko · Post by **chenko** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:03 pm

its now short bomb i hear through the vast net work at the beach that long bomb is af to the pontians, the crash of athens travel and the promise oh ah trip to ah few greek islands has well all but gone , but i heard that the greek rear parkiin avail has saved the day with ah bus trip too granite island wee ah late return so the boys alas guided by the penguin runin short bomb will give the lads ah tour , rear parkin available i think if ye get in early ye might just get ah bonus the cammels will be oot 4 ye tae ah have ah good pull . lol the beach

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:48 pm

chenko wrote:its now short bomb i hear through the vast net work at the beach that long bomb is af to the pontians, the crash of athens travel and the promise oh ah trip to ah few greek islands has well all but gone , but i heard that the greek rear parkiin avail has saved the day with ah bus trip too granite island wee ah late return so the boys alas guided by the penguin runin short bomb will give the lads ah tour , rear parkin available i think if ye get in early ye might just get ah bonus the cammels will be oot 4 ye tae ah have ah good pull . lol the beach

not nice tae take the pish oot of the beach

Nova · Post by **Nova** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:05 pm

Great stuff, this is Damian Jelfs reborn

Gothetoffees · Post by **Gothetoffees** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:13 pm

chenko wrote:its now short bomb i hear through the vast net work at the beach that long bomb is af to the pontians, the crash of athens travel and the promise oh ah trip to ah few greek islands has well all but gone , but i heard that the greek rear parkiin avail has saved the day with ah bus trip too granite island wee ah late return so the boys alas guided by the penguin runin short bomb will give the lads ah tour , rear parkin available i think if ye get in early ye might just get ah bonus the cammels will be oot 4 ye tae ah have ah good pull . lol the beach

Is this true chenko? Don't tell me long bomb's gone to the mighty eagles, no way.... he was going to be our secret weapon come round 6.

We'll have to up his pay to a mars bar, red bull and a packet of skittles

harryhandsome1 · Post by **harryhandsome1** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:21 pm

Maybe a bottle of Barrs Irn Bru would do the trick Grouse.

grouse n' ice · Post by **grouse n' ice** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:10 am

Might do the trick harry. I must say though, I've just got in from the pub, I'm half, no, full cut and I think we've lost the lad. The coach was warned but would he listen? Would he F**k!

I've never felt this bad since Konterman left Rangers!

We thought JM was good but that boy took the biscuit.

All the biscuits!

It's a sad day when even the Bru can't do it for you!

harryhandsome1 · Post by **harryhandsome1** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:16 pm

Dont think Konterman was that bad after all he did PROD the ball in from 40 yards against your mob

Jay Walking · Post by **Jay Walking** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:31 pm

Ingle Farm are going to launch a last minute bid to take Long Bomb from the Surf to the Paddock. The chairman's of each club are working on a transfer fee. We want a carton of Beer to take him off West Beach's books whilst Beach claim they have had to go through at least 10 cartons to watch him play in the ressies through the season.

Farm appear to be cracking though and may settle for a slab of Coke if Long Bomb is willing to bring the scotch with him

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