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Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:04 pm
by C U Next Saturday
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:53 am
Bomber wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:48 am
I have never said all countries doctor pitches. All our pitches are reasonably different, which is more than can be said in many other countries.
I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.
Your pitches are pretty much the same now.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:46 pm
by God is an Englishman
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:04 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:53 am
Bomber wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:48 am
I have never said all countries doctor pitches. All our pitches are reasonably different, which is more than can be said in many other countries.
I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.
Your pitches are pretty much the same now.
Comments are not mutually exclusive.
Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:03 pm
by C U Next Saturday
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:46 pm
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:04 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:53 am
Bomber wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:48 am
I have never said all countries doctor pitches. All our pitches are reasonably different, which is more than can be said in many other countries.
I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.
Your pitches are pretty much the same now.
Comments are not mutually exclusive.
Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.
anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:15 pm
by Cooper
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:03 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:46 pm
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:04 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:53 am
Bomber wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:48 am
I have never said all countries doctor pitches. All our pitches are reasonably different, which is more than can be said in many other countries.
I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.
Your pitches are pretty much the same now.
Comments are not mutually exclusive.
Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.
anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here
What's new?
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:41 pm
by God is an Englishman
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:03 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:46 pm
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:04 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:53 am
Bomber wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:48 am
I have never said all countries doctor pitches. All our pitches are reasonably different, which is more than can be said in many other countries.
I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.
Your pitches are pretty much the same now.
Comments are not mutually exclusive.
Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.
anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here
See my comment above - PRETTY MUCH THE SAME
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:42 pm
by God is an Englishman
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:15 pm
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:03 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:46 pm
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:04 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:53 am
Bomber wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:48 am
I have never said all countries doctor pitches. All our pitches are reasonably different, which is more than can be said in many other countries.
I will say it, ALL countries doctor pitches.
Your pitches are pretty much the same now.
Comments are not mutually exclusive.
Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.
anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here
What's new?
Brian
Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:43 pm
by Cooper
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:42 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:15 pm
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:03 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:46 pm
Comments are not mutually exclusive.
Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.
anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here
What's new?
Brian
Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.
Who's Brian?
Oh the irony
Hahaha in your dreams
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:47 pm
by God is an Englishman
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:43 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:42 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:15 pm
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:03 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:46 pm
Comments are not mutually exclusive.
Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.
anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here
What's new?
Brian
Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.
Who's Brian?
Oh the irony
Hahaha in your dreams
Brian is new.
It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:48 pm
by Cooper
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:47 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:43 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:42 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:15 pm
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:03 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 12:46 pm
Comments are not mutually exclusive.
Pretty much the same does not mean they all play the same.
anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here
What's new?
Brian
Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.
Who's Brian?
Oh the irony
Hahaha in your dreams
Brian is new.
It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.
And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.
You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:52 pm
by God is an Englishman
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:48 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:47 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:43 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:42 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:15 pm
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:03 pm
anyone got contacts at Coates Hire for an Excavator ???? GIAE might be digging a hole for himself here
What's new?
Brian
Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.
Who's Brian?
Oh the irony
Hahaha in your dreams
Brian is new.
It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.
And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.
You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.
You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?
Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:56 pm
by Cooper
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:52 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:48 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:47 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:43 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:42 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:15 pm
What's new?
Brian
Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.
Who's Brian?
Oh the irony
Hahaha in your dreams
Brian is new.
It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.
And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.
You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.
You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?
Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.
Oh wow, really clutching at straws with that one. Keep it up, I enjoy the laugh
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:59 pm
by God is an Englishman
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:56 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:52 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:48 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:47 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:43 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:42 pm
Brian
Your infatuation with me is funny. Sorry, but I'm very happy in my current relationship. I'm flattered but I'm not interested.
Who's Brian?
Oh the irony
Hahaha in your dreams
Brian is new.
It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.
And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.
You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.
You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?
Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.
Oh wow, really clutching at straws with that one. Keep it up, I enjoy the laugh
Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 2:18 pm
by Cooper
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:59 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:56 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:52 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:48 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:47 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:43 pm
Who's Brian?
Oh the irony
Hahaha in your dreams
Brian is new.
It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.
And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.
You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.
You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?
Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.
Oh wow, really clutching at straws with that one. Keep it up, I enjoy the laugh
Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?
Hahahaha keep digging.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 2:56 pm
by God is an Englishman
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 2:18 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:59 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:56 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:52 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:48 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:47 pm
Brian is new.
It's not in my dreams, which is why I turned you down.
And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.
You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.
You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?
Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.
Oh wow, really clutching at straws with that one. Keep it up, I enjoy the laugh
Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?
Hahahaha keep digging.
Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:04 pm
by Cooper
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 2:56 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 2:18 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:59 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:56 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:52 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:48 pm
And? So what if Brian is new. Just you being wrong again I guess.
You never had an offer to turn down. You wish you did though but sorry I don't swing that way.
You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?
Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.
Oh wow, really clutching at straws with that one. Keep it up, I enjoy the laugh
Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?
Hahahaha keep digging.
Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:35 pm
by God is an Englishman
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:04 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 2:56 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 2:18 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:59 pm
Cooper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:56 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 1:52 pm
You asked a question, "what's new?" I answered you. Did you not understand your own question?
Your infatuation with me sell you out on that one I'm afraid.
Oh wow, really clutching at straws with that one. Keep it up, I enjoy the laugh
Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?
Hahahaha keep digging.
Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?
Did you ask the question "What's new"?
Did I answer it?
Did you understand your own question?
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 2:05 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:16 am
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:10 am
Bomber wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Wed Jan 11, 2023 6:27 pm
Bomber wrote: ↑Wed Jan 11, 2023 4:25 pm
thanks, shows my point quite well.
I don't see how.
I'm not surprised given history of your vision.
You asked a question, I answered it factually. What is your point?
The point is that australia had had many opportunities for time in the middle, SA hadn't. A doctored bowling wicket helps the team who've had more time in the middle.
So next ashes series here, you want some
test matches to be played here before the ashes actually commence? Will that make it fairer? You tour, you get a practice match or two and that's it nowadays. Suck it up.
As for doctored wicket........said before.........had SA won the toss the result could have been different.
Bottom line they were comprehensively outplayed
Looks like cry baby cheater is looking at signing for Sussex for some county games. Apparently he thinks it will be an advantage to have some batting time in the middle on English wickets.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:35 am
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 16, 2023 2:05 pm
Bomber wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:16 am
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:10 am
Bomber wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:06 am
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Wed Jan 11, 2023 6:27 pm
Bomber wrote: ↑Wed Jan 11, 2023 4:25 pm
thanks, shows my point quite well.
I don't see how.
I'm not surprised given history of your vision.
You asked a question, I answered it factually. What is your point?
The point is that australia had had many opportunities for time in the middle, SA hadn't. A doctored bowling wicket helps the team who've had more time in the middle.
So next ashes series here, you want some
test matches to be played here before the ashes actually commence? Will that make it fairer? You tour, you get a practice match or two and that's it nowadays. Suck it up.
As for doctored wicket........said before.........had SA won the toss the result could have been different.
Bottom line they were comprehensively outplayed
Looks like cry baby cheater is looking at signing for Sussex for some county games. Apparently he thinks it will be an advantage to have some batting time in the middle on English wickets.
Not sure you answered the questions, but it would be simple enough if Sussex just said no.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:47 am
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:35 am
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 16, 2023 2:05 pm
Bomber wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:16 am
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:10 am
Bomber wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:06 am
I'm not surprised given history of your vision.
You asked a question, I answered it factually. What is your point?
The point is that australia had had many opportunities for time in the middle, SA hadn't. A doctored bowling wicket helps the team who've had more time in the middle.
So next ashes series here, you want some
test matches to be played here before the ashes actually commence? Will that make it fairer? You tour, you get a practice match or two and that's it nowadays. Suck it up.
As for doctored wicket........said before.........had SA won the toss the result could have been different.
Bottom line they were comprehensively outplayed
Looks like cry baby cheater is looking at signing for Sussex for some county games. Apparently he thinks it will be an advantage to have some batting time in the middle on English wickets.
Not sure you answered the questions, but it would be simple enough if Sussex just said no.
My apologies, I have just seen your last question.
Australian pitches are generally doctored to ensure they start batsmen "friendly", then gives something for the quicks and on the final few days spin comes into it. It seems that anyone who doesn't produce a pitch exactly how australia want it they just accuse them of "Doctoring". Remember, all pitches require doctoring or they wouldn't actually be a cricket pitch.
Sussex certainly should say no but clearly they are thinking of themselves and not England.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:07 am
by C U Next Saturday
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:47 am
My apologies, I have just seen your last question.
Australian pitches are generally doctored to ensure they start batsmen "friendly", then gives something for the quicks and on the
final few days spin comes into it. It seems that anyone who doesn't produce a pitch exactly how australia want it they just accuse them of "Doctoring". Remember, all pitches require doctoring or they wouldn't actually be a cricket pitch.
Sussex certainly should say no but clearly they are thinking of themselves and not England.
How many days is final few days - 3,4 or more ... so based on your comment final few days it starts to spin on Day 2 ?
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:36 pm
by God is an Englishman
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:07 am
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:47 am
My apologies, I have just seen your last question.
Australian pitches are generally doctored to ensure they start batsmen "friendly", then gives something for the quicks and on the
final few days spin comes into it. It seems that anyone who doesn't produce a pitch exactly how australia want it they just accuse them of "Doctoring". Remember, all pitches require doctoring or they wouldn't actually be a cricket pitch.
Sussex certainly should say no but clearly they are thinking of themselves and not England.
How many days is final few days - 3,4 or more ... so based on your comment final few days it starts to spin on Day 2 ?
How can day 2 be the final few days? Your comment of "or more" suggests you think Day 1 is the final few days.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:00 pm
by C U Next Saturday
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:36 pm
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:07 am
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:47 am
My apologies, I have just seen your last question.
Australian pitches are generally doctored to ensure they start batsmen "friendly", then gives something for the quicks and on the
final few days spin comes into it. It seems that anyone who doesn't produce a pitch exactly how australia want it they just accuse them of "Doctoring". Remember, all pitches require doctoring or they wouldn't actually be a cricket pitch.
Sussex certainly should say no but clearly they are thinking of themselves and not England.
How many days is final few days - 3,4 or more ... so based on your comment final few days it starts to spin on Day 2 ?
How can day 2 be the final few days? Your comment of "or more" suggests you think Day 1 is the final few days.
so how many days is final few days? ....
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:40 pm
by God is an Englishman
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:00 pm
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:36 pm
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:07 am
God is an Englishman wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:47 am
My apologies, I have just seen your last question.
Australian pitches are generally doctored to ensure they start batsmen "friendly", then gives something for the quicks and on the
final few days spin comes into it. It seems that anyone who doesn't produce a pitch exactly how australia want it they just accuse them of "Doctoring". Remember, all pitches require doctoring or they wouldn't actually be a cricket pitch.
Sussex certainly should say no but clearly they are thinking of themselves and not England.
How many days is final few days - 3,4 or more ... so based on your comment final few days it starts to spin on Day 2 ?
How can day 2 be the final few days? Your comment of "or more" suggests you think Day 1 is the final few days.
so how many days is final few days? ....
Generally, day 4 and/or 5.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 4:12 pm
by Bomber
Sydney apart, not many tests get into day 5 of late.
It's not like our pitches are all just dust bowls or all just seamers, which can't be said for some nations. At least you get reasonable variety here.
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 4:31 pm
by C U Next Saturday
Sorry if the question wasn't as straight forward to answer and here we all were thinking you were smart
how many days is final few days? 1, 2, 3 , 4 ???
How many is few ?
Re: Convicts v South Africa
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 4:54 pm
by God is an Englishman
C U Next Saturday wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 4:31 pm
Sorry if the question wasn't as straight forward to answer and here we all were thinking you were smart
how many days is final few days? 1, 2, 3 , 4 ???
How many is few ?
As far as I can see I answered it. "Generally, day 4 and/or 5."
Few - a small number of: