Lets all laugh at Totteham

[Hawkesy]

You could get one of those, if Exeter get promoted

I did wonder if anyone would show enough football knowledge to say that.

[Missing Post Count]

I'm glad I didn't disappoint

[LFTWNG11]

oh the humanity...

[LeBron]

oh the humanity...

LOL

[povman_2009]

What's the difference between Spurs and a Triangle ...



A triangle has 3 points...

[mattieg1200]

What's the difference between Spurs and a Triangle ...



A triangle has 3 points...

oh dear.. how many times have we heard that one before ???

LETS ALL LAUGH AT SPUDS

GO U TROTTERS !!! lol

[barbarez01]

[Hawkesy]

" i was at a gym in north london last week when i noticed the spurs team playing football in the car park with a hedgehog. my first reaction was to call the rspca straight away, but then i thought it might be a bit unfair seeing as the hedgehog was 4-0 up !"

[FT9]

" i was at a gym in north london last week when i noticed the spurs team playing football in the car park with a hedgehog. my first reaction was to call the rspca straight away, but then i thought it might be a bit unfair seeing as the hedgehog was 4-0 up !"

[totsreds08]

i came across this on facebook. it is a funny funny group this 1 is for arsenal lovers delfino and pires
the group is called: tottenham hotspur relagation party may 2009
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=27736048058

[delfino_1936]

i came across this on facebook. it is a funny funny group this 1 is for arsenal lovers delfino and pires
the group is called: tottenham hotspur relagation party may 2009
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=27736048058

JOINED!!!!

[totsreds08]

i came across this on facebook. it is a funny funny group this 1 is for arsenal lovers delfino and pires
the group is called: tottenham hotspur relagation party may 2009
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=27736048058

JOINED!!!!

[LFTWNG11]

Juande Ramos has released a statement saying he is confident of Spurs being in the top flight for the next four season.... Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter!!!!

[Hawkesy]

Juande Ramos has released a statement saying he is confident of Spurs being in the top flight for the next four season.... Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter!!!!

They'll have to raise their game to make summer and autumn.

[Kitchimo]

All you doubters, we'll blatantly finish 10th-12th again, win the Carling Cup, get knocked out of the UEFA Cup in 'controversial circumstances', and have a new coach in February.

[pires7]

Whats a bigger choke, spurs finishing 10th to 15th or Arsenal spending a 100 million pounds and not winning a trophy this season?

[LFTWNG11]

I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said ... So I bought her a Tottenham shirt

Are Spurs beyond a joke? We don't think so - here are 25 reasons why the club's worst start to a season in their long and distinguished history is a laughing matter

Haringey council has blocked Tottenham's plans to build a new ground on Northumberland Park. A town hall source said: "We don't mind having a funfair there once a year, but a circus every fortnight is a bit much."

"I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspur Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points."

Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Spurs colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.

A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "Tottenham," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.

• What do a toothpick and Tottenham have in common? They both have two points

Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session, comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking. "It ought to," replies the groundsman. "We put 70 million quid's worth of manure on it every week."

I just went down to the newsagents and bought Tottenham Hotspur magazine. Thank goodness they had porn mags to hide it in.

• What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the Xbox

After leaving San Siro, Jose Mourinho was asked if he was going to help Spurs get out of their slump. He turned around and said, "No way, I ain't that special".

Apparently the entire Tottenham squad have been busy honing their skills playing the computer game Championship Manager. Sadly it seems Juande misunderstood and thinks they want to play for a Championship manager.

Contrary to what you may think, Spurs are the strongest team in the league at the moment. Sure, aren't they holding everyone else up?

What do the Premier League and a cowboy have in common? They both have spurs at their feet.

A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment.

What would an improved version of Spurs be called? Newcastle United.

Did you hear that Juande Ramos was clocked doing 169mph on the M1 coming back from Stoke? Apparently he was just so desperate for three points.

• Is it just me or are Spurs the team to beat this season? Everyone's at it.

A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Sunday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner: "Stoke City 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer. Suddenly the Jack Russell jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when it was announced that Tottenham lost?" "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asks what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him six months."

When a groggy Vedran Corluka regained consciousness in the ambulance leaving the Britannia Stadium on Sunday he asked medical staff who he was. On being told he played football for Tottenham Hotspur he lapsed into a coma.

All trains through White Hart Lane have been cancelled due to a massive points failure.

What's the difference between Juande Ramos and a cowboy? A cowboy wears Spurs on his boots whereas Ramos is a crap manager.

What does THFC stand for? Tottenham Heading For the Championship.

A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the sports shop to buy the new football he has been desperate for. He gives the ball to the shopkeeper, who says, "Sorry, son, this ball is £20. You only have £10". The boy says, "OK, if you blindfold me and I can guess the name of the club on any ball, will you give it to me for £10?" He agrees and gives the boy an Arsenal ball. "I can hear cannons blasting, so it's an Arsenal ball." Next he gives him a Millwall ball: "I hear lions, so it's Millwall." Amazed, the shopkeeper says, "Get this and you can have it for nothing." The boy listens and says Spurs. The man asks if he's heard a cockerel. "No," says the boy. "It's going down."

What's the difference between Bigfoot and the Spurs defence? Bigfoot has been spotted several times.

Spurs have been forced to rename their ground "White Lane" because their "Hart" was surgically removed when Berbatov and Keane were sold.

[LeBron]

That's some funny shite Lefty

[delfino_1936]

That's some funny shite Lefty

[Hawkesy]

[Missing Post Count]

That's some funny shite Lefty

[Juventino]

Not sure if this has been posted, but anyway, Juande Ramos has facebook!

[TDGv2]

Not sure if this has been posted, but anyway, Juande Ramos has facebook!

one of the rare funny AND original ones!

[King Ledley]

Not sure if this has been posted, but anyway, Juande Ramos has facebook!

[delfino_1936]

especially at cashley losing his mobile phone

probably up Jenas' ass

[Juventino]

To the tune of 'American Pie' (not my creation, i'm just the copy/paste guy)

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember,
How the Carling Cup win made them smile,
And they knew this could be their chance,
To finally make that big advance,
And maybe, break the top 4 for a while.

But transfer windows made them shiver,
As Robbie Keane went off to Liver.....
Pool, and Berbs to Man U,
You can't believe it can you?
Tears of laughter we all cried,
As on Bent they have to rely,
And Frasier Campbell really tried,
The Day That Tottenham Died !

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,
When Comoli sold the Goalie,
Well it made Levy Cry,
When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,
Soon your gonna be a Magpie,
I bet you wish you were a Magpie.

Did your players eat the poisoned food,
To let Arsenal in and Spoil your mood,
If the fansite tells you so,
Do you believe in Chas n Dave,
Can their music save you from an early grave,
And can Dawson teach me how to run real slow,
Well, I knew you were set for a let down,
When the Spaniard signed the Blackburn clown,
You sacked poor Martin Jol,
And now everyone just laughs out loud,
I have long been laughing at your lack of luck,
Your delusion means I couldn't give a .....,
That to the table bottom you are stuck,
The day the Tottenham died,
I started singing........

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,
When Comoli sold the goalie,
Well it made Levy cry,
When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,
Soon your gonna be a Magpie,
I bet you wish you were a Magpie

[mattieg1200]

Have you heard about the rumour that all Premiership games could be postponed this weekend due to irregular betting patterns?
Apparently someone put £2 on Spurs beating Bolton

[totsreds08]

[LFTWNG11]

Have you heard about the rumour that all Premiership games could be postponed this weekend due to irregular betting patterns?
Apparently someone put £2 on Spurs beating Bolton

quality!

[pires7]

How many managers is this now since Wenger joined Arsenal?

11

5 of which have been caretakers, this is over 12 years