Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:19 pm
the last sentence is just pure fantasy, the rest is pretty fair though.
Finn, 2 overs, belted for 49???
McCullum 77 off 25 balls?
Toomer, you out there?
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Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:14 pm
My word, just seen the score update. The Kiwis sure are in a hurry to get to the pub!
Finn, 2 overs, belted for 49???
McCullum 77 off 25 balls?
Toomer, you out there?
Finn, 2 overs, belted for 49???
McCullum 77 off 25 balls?
Toomer, you out there?
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:33 pm
The last time the Poms folded this quickly they had to jump on boats in Dunkirk!Bomber wrote:My word, just seen the score update. The Kiwis sure are in a hurry to get to the pub!
Finn, 2 overs, belted for 49???
McCullum 77 off 25 balls?
Toomer, you out there?
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:39 pm
Brendon McCullum’s 25 ball innings for 77.
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Ah well, from this point on the only way is up
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Ah well, from this point on the only way is up
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:40 pm
Who came out on top in the endBlack_Panther wrote:The last time the Poms folded this quickly they had to jump on boats in Dunkirk!Bomber wrote:My word, just seen the score update. The Kiwis sure are in a hurry to get to the pub!
Finn, 2 overs, belted for 49???
McCullum 77 off 25 balls?
Toomer, you out there?
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:44 pm
History would say the Americans I suppose.N5 1BH wrote:Who came out on top in the endBlack_Panther wrote:The last time the Poms folded this quickly they had to jump on boats in Dunkirk!Bomber wrote:My word, just seen the score update. The Kiwis sure are in a hurry to get to the pub!
Finn, 2 overs, belted for 49???
McCullum 77 off 25 balls?
Toomer, you out there?
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:17 pm
Black_Panther wrote:The last time the Poms folded this quickly they had to jump on boats in Dunkirk!Bomber wrote:My word, just seen the score update. The Kiwis sure are in a hurry to get to the pub!
Finn, 2 overs, belted for 49???
McCullum 77 off 25 balls?
Toomer, you out there?
oh dear, you're better than that.
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:05 pm
Why has New Zealand played three games before others in the group have played their second?
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 12:23 am
If being humiliated by the sheep lovers isn't bad enough, the Poms are being slapped around the head in their own air space by the Russians....
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:24 am
They got hammered by New Zealand too.
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:29 am
^^^^
Touche
Touche
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 9:46 am
MegaBonus wrote:If being humiliated by the sheep lovers isn't bad enough, the Poms are being slapped around the head in their own air space by the Russians....
If you're going to tell the story, tell it right.
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:13 am
^^^^^
Do you honestly believe the lies Cameron is peddling???
You're either naive or blindly patriotic......
Do you honestly believe the lies Cameron is peddling???
You're either naive or blindly patriotic......
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:17 am
Good old Queensland weather could give Bangladesh a precious share of the points today.
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:22 am
MegaBonus wrote:^^^^^
Do you honestly believe the lies Cameron is peddling???
You're either naive or blindly patriotic......
Or not just blindly looking for a story to fill his inferiority complex.
Why would Cameron let a story out that allows the Forces to claim they're under funded?
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:24 am
Because he can't contol the media and release of info.....let alone eye witness accounts in Cornwall....
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:34 am
MegaBonus wrote:Because he can't contol the media and release of info.....let alone eye witness accounts in Cornwall....
Do you also believe in fairies at the end of your garden?
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:41 am
You're asking the wrong question......
I know you're struggling to deal with your country's diminished role in world affairs so let's get back to the cricket.....oh wait on....it's the same there as well...
I know you're struggling to deal with your country's diminished role in world affairs so let's get back to the cricket.....oh wait on....it's the same there as well...
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 11:49 am
Diminished role? you lot would dream of being as important as us.
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:52 pm
orstraya has as much world standing as the Dogger Bank
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 7:05 pm
I don't think anyone is forcing you to stay.B.Toomer wrote:orstraya has as much world standing as the Dogger Bank
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 7:22 pm
Only poverty.
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:10 am
I know it’s early days but this gets my vote for most ludicrous segue of the year. Fuck me! England lose a game of cricket and it’s bring on WWIII and Russian expansionism. Talk about drawing a long bow, Jesus Christ.MegaBonus wrote:If being humiliated by the sheep lovers isn't bad enough, the Poms are being slapped around the head in their own air space by the Russians....
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:45 am
Jesus no longer posts on here. I suppose you can blame the English for that too.
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:56 am
Are you bringing this up because of the new Greek governments role as lap dog to Putin?MegaBonus wrote:Because he can't contol the media and release of info.....let alone eye witness accounts in Cornwall....
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 11:40 am
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
no..........
left or right...doesn't matter...after all, your german cousins (UKIP) are starting to make waves.....
no..........
left or right...doesn't matter...after all, your german cousins (UKIP) are starting to make waves.....
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 11:47 am
My cousins?MegaBonus wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
no..........
left or right...doesn't matter...after all, your german cousins (UKIP) are starting to make waves.....
I am by no means English.
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 11:49 am
nor am I greek......
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 11:57 am
UKIP - German cousins?
Only political party in England speaking any sense at the moment.
Only political party in England speaking any sense at the moment.
Re: Cricket World Cup
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:07 pm
Will Ireland notch up another win today?