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Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:19 pm
by God is an Englishman
Old Redback wrote:Crowded House
Russell Crowe
Quade Cooper
Andrew Symonds
Guy Pearce
George Gregan
Nicole Kidman
Mel Gibson
Isla Fisher
Hugo Weaving
this list could go on forever.....

didn't know about isla fisher though

just a couple to add on

tony abott
Julia Gillard

they even have to get foreigners in to run the country

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:21 pm
by Old Redback
Imagine if they managed to get in someone good to run the country!

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:22 pm
by Old Redback
Old Redback wrote:Imagine if they managed to get in someone good to run the country!
Actually becaus ethey can't is the reason why we still have to intervene!

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:26 pm
by swannsong
Bomber wrote:
Old Redback wrote:Crowded House
Russell Crowe
Quade Cooper
Andrew Symonds
Guy Pearce
George Gregan
Nicole Kidman
Mel Gibson
Isla Fisher
Hugo Weaving
See. It's not so surprising how many WANT to be Australian, so they do what they can to be one.
And you forgot AC/DC. :wink:
Crowded House were 2/3 Australian though :)
And don't forget, once Lizzy goes England (and Oz ) will have a half-Greek Monarchy :o
Maybe we could all support a good old English team owned by a Russian, have had an English manager for only 3 games in the last 10 years and full of players from around the globe :D

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:32 pm
by Bomber
Old Redback wrote:
Old Redback wrote:Imagine if they managed to get in someone good to run the country!
Actually becaus ethey can't is the reason why we still have to intervene!
Yes, the british PM's are doing such a great job over recent years arent they. :lol:

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:40 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote:
Old Redback wrote:
Old Redback wrote:Imagine if they managed to get in someone good to run the country!
Actually becaus ethey can't is the reason why we still have to intervene!
Yes, the british PM's are doing such a great job over recent years arent they. :lol:

I think the current English ones in Australia and England are doing fine jobs.

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:41 pm
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote:
I think the current English ones in Australia and England are doing fine jobs.
I guess there will be no more whingeing about things going on over here then.

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:44 pm
by God is an Englishman
Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
I think the current English ones in Australia and England are doing fine jobs.
I guess there will be no more whingeing about things going on over here then.
I never whinge.

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:46 pm
by Bomber
God is an Englishman wrote:
Bomber wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
I think the current English ones in Australia and England are doing fine jobs.
I guess there will be no more whingeing about things going on over here then.
I never whinge.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:42 am
by ozzie owl
Even more overseas players brought into the England side.

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 11:07 am
by God is an Englishman
ozzie owl wrote:Even more overseas players brought into the England side.

Do you not see the irony of this comment coming from you with that user name?

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:14 pm
by adelaidebloke
what colour is white wash?

is it a full white ? a off white ?

im not sure...GIAE ??

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:31 pm
by God is an Englishman
adelaidebloke wrote:what colour is white wash?

is it a full white ? a off white ?

im not sure...GIAE ??
I would imagine it's white.

Well done, you've won at home. Same as we did.

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:06 am
by ozzie owl
adelaidebloke wrote:what colour is white wash?

is it a full white ? a off white ?

im not sure...GIAE ??
As white as the English cricket top.

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:08 am
by predator
God is an Englishman wrote:
Well done, you've won at home.
Convincingly
God is an Englishman wrote: Same as we did.
just about

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:06 am
by God is an Englishman
ozzie owl wrote:
adelaidebloke wrote:what colour is white wash?

is it a full white ? a off white ?

im not sure...GIAE ??
As white as the English cricket top.

what team are you supporting?

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:07 am
by God is an Englishman
predator wrote:
God is an Englishman wrote:
Well done, you've won at home.
Convincingly
God is an Englishman wrote: Same as we did.
just about

3-0 is pretty convincing. Both team have won convincingly at home. England can't play the bounce, cons can't play the swing.

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:00 pm
by Bomber
We hold the trophy. :D

Hopefully the post-tour counselling sessions prove to be of some benefit to your lot so we can have a closer series next time.

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:29 pm
by God is an Englishman
and we hold the urn :D

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:57 pm
by Baresi
Wow 5 nill england do suck. Imagine if they had a home grown coach!

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:49 pm
by Black_Panther
The cowardly lions

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:30 pm
by MegaBonus
surely the following photo says it all.....broken bat, broken team, broken captain, broken spirits....

Image

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:30 pm
by swannsong
God is an Englishman wrote:and we hold the urn :D
Just remember why the urn was created then :)

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:40 pm
by MegaBonus
whats the difference between the French (WWII) and the touring England team (2013/14)????

about 3 weeks.....no guesses as to who surrendered first...... :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:50 pm
by ozzie owl
Baresi wrote:Wow 5 nill england do suck. Imagine if they had a home grown coach!
Imagine they had used only home grown players as well.

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:56 am
by God is an Englishman
ozzie owl wrote:
Baresi wrote:Wow 5 nill england do suck. Imagine if they had a home grown coach!
Imagine they had used only home grown players as well.

The irony of this coming from you.

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:42 am
by MegaBonus
Monty Panesar.....can't bowl, can't bat and now....can't score..... :lol: :lol:

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:55 am
by Black_Panther
MegaBonus wrote:Monty Panesar.....can't bowl, can't bat and now....can't score..... :lol: :lol:
He is an all rounder.

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:28 pm
by ozzie owl
MegaBonus wrote:Monty Panesar.....can't bowl, can't bat and now....can't score..... :lol: :lol:

Sums up quite a few of the English performances during the series.

Let's be honest if you had pick the all star team rom the two sides it would ten Aussies, with Stoakes replacing Bailey.

Re: ENGLISH CRICKET LOL

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:10 pm
by Steve#4
ozzie owl wrote:
MegaBonus wrote:Monty Panesar.....can't bowl, can't bat and now....can't score..... :lol: :lol:

Sums up quite a few of the English performances during the series.

Let's be honest if you had pick the all star team rom the two sides it would ten Aussies, with Stoakes replacing Bailey.
:lol: it's come full circle. .....