Andy Carroll: I won't celebrate...

[BTAC]

James Perch is an embarrassment to his club and mankind. Total disgrace and clearly not a man.

This.

[Litmanen]

James Perch is an embarresment to his club and mankind. Total disgrace and clearly not a man.

Same could be said for Cabaye, Carroll, Suarez, and all of the other numpties that were throwing themselves around. Was very poor from both sides last night.

[Red-4-Life]

Andy Carroll is as useles as tits on a bull...he could have made it 1-0 if he chose to pass the ball into the back of the net rather than dive to try winning a penalty

[BTAC]

Andy Carroll is as useles as tits on a bull...he could have made it 1-0 if he chose to pass the ball into the back of the net rather than dive to try winning a penalty

You would fit in perfectly on the LFC.tv forums.

[El Capitano]

King Kenny on BBC 5 live radio "Carroll didn't deserve a penalty but he didn't dive"

Senile old sod.

[Nice One Cyril]

King Kenny on BBC 5 live radio "Carroll didn't deserve a penalty but he didn't dive"

Senile old sod.

Does the club a disservice coming out with bull like that. I'm all for supporting your players, but better to say nothing (or claim not to have seen it, a la Wenger) than make yourself look stupid.

[The Kop]

Surely you two a smarter than that.....Ferguson is the high priest of saying things that don't make sense to protect the player. Even through the thickest of red glasses everyone can see it's a dive. Carroll should be bowing at his feet.

[Ubietz]

[Vale_boy05]

Nothing better then reading a thread full of sore losers

Liverpool fans can crap on all they want but the end of the day they played rubbish.

[Jimbob]

Liverpool to erect statue of Andy Carroll as a replacement for Andy Carroll


Liverpool have announced that they will attempt to increase Andy Carroll’s goals to game ratio by replacing him with an Andy Carroll statue that will be situated in the Anfield car park.

The striker, who moved to Liverpool from Newcastle for a fee of £35m in January 2011, currently weighs in with an average of 0.17 goals per game, and manager Kenny Dalglish is hopeful that this would be bettered by an inanimate object several hundred feet away from the pitch.

“I think a statue of Andy positioned away from where the game is being played would be able to impose itself on the action much more effectively,” revealed Dalglish.

“Andy needs to get himself in the right areas at the right time, and based on his performances over the last year, the right area for him to be is not on the pitch, and the right time is when a game is being played.”

The closest Carroll came to scoring in yesterday’s game against Newcastle was when he was walking down the tunnel after being substituted in the 79th minute, and fans of the club are hopeful that this is an indication of the influence he can have on the outcome of games by being nowhere near the field of play.

“I think a 6ft 3inch statue of Andy Carroll made from limestone would be a great signing,” revealed 43 year old season ticket holder Dave Greening.

“Andy has shown what a great job he can do when he sits on the bench.”

“He’s even better when he’s sat in the stands.”

“Imagine what impact he could have if he was replaced with a statue and positioned in the car park.”

“I think the title’s definitely ours next season.”

[Jay Walking]

Liverpool to erect statue of Andy Carroll as a replacement for Andy Carroll


Liverpool have announced that they will attempt to increase Andy Carroll’s goals to game ratio by replacing him with an Andy Carroll statue that will be situated in the Anfield car park.

The striker, who moved to Liverpool from Newcastle for a fee of £35m in January 2011, currently weighs in with an average of 0.17 goals per game, and manager Kenny Dalglish is hopeful that this would be bettered by an inanimate object several hundred feet away from the pitch.

“I think a statue of Andy positioned away from where the game is being played would be able to impose itself on the action much more effectively,” revealed Dalglish.

“Andy needs to get himself in the right areas at the right time, and based on his performances over the last year, the right area for him to be is not on the pitch, and the right time is when a game is being played.”

The closest Carroll came to scoring in yesterday’s game against Newcastle was when he was walking down the tunnel after being substituted in the 79th minute, and fans of the club are hopeful that this is an indication of the influence he can have on the outcome of games by being nowhere near the field of play.

“I think a 6ft 3inch statue of Andy Carroll made from limestone would be a great signing,” revealed 43 year old season ticket holder Dave Greening.

“Andy has shown what a great job he can do when he sits on the bench.”

“He’s even better when he’s sat in the stands.”

“Imagine what impact he could have if he was replaced with a statue and positioned in the car park.”

“I think the title’s definitely ours next season.”

I think they would have been better replacing him with the inanimate carbon rod that helped get Homer Simpson back to earth when he went into out of space. At least its achieved more than Andy Carroll. The rod's sense of achievement might inspire Liverpool.

[Jimbob]

It's a good job his strike partner Suarez has weighed in with a bucketload of goals.

[The Kop]

You’ve just won and gone 5pts clear of 2nd with a handful of games to go, but all your posts today are about Liverpool strikers….

#complex

[Jimbob]

You’ve just won and gone 5pts clear of 2nd with a handful of games to go, but all your posts today are about Liverpool strikers….

#complex

Only saw the Carroll article this morning

[bapa]

BRILLIANT!

[bapa]

Liverpool to erect statue of Andy Carroll as a replacement for Andy Carroll


Liverpool have announced that they will attempt to increase Andy Carroll’s goals to game ratio by replacing him with an Andy Carroll statue that will be situated in the Anfield car park.

The striker, who moved to Liverpool from Newcastle for a fee of £35m in January 2011, currently weighs in with an average of 0.17 goals per game, and manager Kenny Dalglish is hopeful that this would be bettered by an inanimate object several hundred feet away from the pitch.

“I think a statue of Andy positioned away from where the game is being played would be able to impose itself on the action much more effectively,” revealed Dalglish.

“Andy needs to get himself in the right areas at the right time, and based on his performances over the last year, the right area for him to be is not on the pitch, and the right time is when a game is being played.”

The closest Carroll came to scoring in yesterday’s game against Newcastle was when he was walking down the tunnel after being substituted in the 79th minute, and fans of the club are hopeful that this is an indication of the influence he can have on the outcome of games by being nowhere near the field of play.

“I think a 6ft 3inch statue of Andy Carroll made from limestone would be a great signing,” revealed 43 year old season ticket holder Dave Greening.

“Andy has shown what a great job he can do when he sits on the bench.”

“He’s even better when he’s sat in the stands.”

“Imagine what impact he could have if he was replaced with a statue and positioned in the car park.”

“I think the title’s definitely ours next season.”

[rulebritannia]

that hairstyle