Playford u/15's

[BOB]

There was a tool called Wanker Bob,
Who talks a lot from a great big gob,
He's not all there and confused a bit,
And what he says is mostly shhhiiittt

But nobody listens and nobody cares,
To the keyboard warrior when he dares,
Is he a doctor or a banker,
We all think not.....he's just a WANKER..............

HI AGAIN, IT'S ME BOB

HAVING TRAVELLED MANY COUNTRIES OVER THE YEARS I HAVE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE A PART OF SOME GREAT

FOOTBALL GAMES, IN SOME AMAZING STADIUMS.

SOME GREAT FOOTBALL AND SOME GREAT SUPPORTERS AND FANS OF THE GAME.

FACE ACE I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO BLUNT........BUT I WON'T RESORT TO INSULTING YOU BECAUSE MY EXTENSIVE TRAVEL

AND EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCES GIVE ME A VERY STRONG FEELING THAT YOU'RE A RETARD AND A RESULT OF A SEXUAL

MISHAP BETWEEN A DONKEY AND SOME KIND OF CIRCUS ANIMAL.

WHATEVER THE CASE, I BET YOU IF ANYONE'S A WANKER IT'S YOUR DAD AND THE TEST TUBE HE PUT YOU IN.

REGARDS

BOB

THE WOG

FIFA SAYS NO TO RACISM

[Face To Face]

Original? No. Still funny? Mildly.

[BOB]

Original? No. Still funny? Mildly.

NEITHER FACE ACE

IN FACT YOU'RE ONE OF A KIND

UNIQUE AND ACCIDENTAL

REGARDS

BOB

THE WOG

[Lil Bob]

There was a tool called Wanker Bob,
Who talks a lot from a great big gob,
He's not all there and confused a bit,
And what he says is mostly shhhiiittt

But nobody listens and nobody cares,
To the keyboard warrior when he dares,
Is he a doctor or a banker,
We all think not.....he's just a WANKER..............

Theres a problem with your face coz you have your own human race,

You think your pretty sick even though u have a pin d*ck

Your life is such a waste coz you live on toothpaste,

You think your good at writing songs............ but shouldn't you be smokin' bongs?

Your old lady's a hag but which one is your dad?

FACE TO FACE YOU A F*UKING DISGRACE...............

REGARDS,

LIL BOB

THE LIL WOG

[sunderland_1]

What the hell is BOB all about?
When he see's a Man he just has to pout!
He goes on and on how he's travelled the globe
I reckon he mite just enjoy an anal probe
He doesn't know how to turn cap lock off
Probaly cos' he drinks from West Adelaide's troff...

Oh, and by the way BOB your proctologist just called...
He found your head!!!

Playford til I die!!

[BOB]

What the hell is BOB all about?
When he see's a Man he just has to pout!
He goes on and on how he's travelled the globe
I reckon he mite just enjoy an anal probe
He doesn't know how to turn cap lock off
Probaly cos' he drinks from West Adelaide's troff...

Oh, and by the way BOB your proctologist just called...
He found your head!!!

Playford til I die!!

GIDDAY MATE. WHAT'S U UP TA??

SUNDERLAND 1 WHEN GOD (WHO'S GREEK BY THE WAY) WAS HANDING OUT PENISES HE ACCIDENTLY GAVE YOUR DAD A

VAGINA!!

REGARDS

BOB

THE WOG

[Ultimate Whopper]

I've had a couple of laughs whilst reading this topic

[chemical brother]

hey the coach at playford u 15's is a qualty coach. you only have to look at last years results compared to this years. Playing an improved style of football with a hell of alot more dedicatiion and discipline. have a quality young keeper with a big future ahead of him as well as young nick in defence. Zeb makes a great linesman when he's not scoring cracking disalowed goals
I tell you now the boys are in great hands with andy and robbie knowles