Lets all laugh at Totteham

[Hawkesy]

spurs have always thought they are a big club, and they will continue to do so in division 2 next season.

hawkesy, do you think they are a big club???

I guess it depends on your definitions and comparisons. Compared to Millwall they're big, compared to Adelaide United they're huge. Compared to Hull, they're a big club. Compared to sniverpool, man ure, barcelona, real madrid then No, they're not a big club.

[Facts and Stats]

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a London courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt,in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents,the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was a way of life among them,the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials the judge granted temporary custody to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.

[Bomber]

[Hawkesy]

i look forward to hearing about the fire at 3 point lane, the new oxo cub in spurs colours and all the old favourites as they come flying out.

oh and the break in as well.

[Facts and Stats]

I have more, but I am not sure everyone (anyone?) on here will get them....

2 Jews walk in the Ticket office and ask for 2 season tickets,
The woman behind the jump asks " Are you circumsized?"
The jews replied "Of course, we are Jewish"
The woman replys "Sorry I can't serve you"
The Jews ask "Why?"
She replies " You have to be a complete PRICK to be
a Tottenham supporter"


Mr Cohen Died
Mrs Cohen phoned the Jewish chronicle and asked how much to put a death notice in.
Guy at the paper said 50 pounds for an minimum 5 word add
Mrs Cohen said she did'nt need all that 'all she wanted to put in was "Cohen's dead"
Guy at paper said sorry its very strict minimum 5 words.
She paused for a moment and said ok put"Cohen's dead, Volvo for sale".

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A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, “Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1,” reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice.

Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, “Oh, no, not again.”

The shocked landlord says, “That’s amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?”

“Because he’s a Spurs supporter,” the dog’s owner replies.

The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only had him 6 months.”

[Hawkesy]

I have more, but I am not sure everyone (anyone?) on here will get them....

2 Jews walk in the Ticket office and ask for 2 season tickets,
The woman behind the jump asks " Are you circumsized?"
The jews replied "Of course, we are Jewish"
The woman replys "Sorry I can't serve you"
The Jews ask "Why?"
She replies " You have to be a complete PRICK to be
a Tottenham supporter"


Mr Cohen Died
Mrs Cohen phoned the Jewish chronicle and asked how much to put a death notice in.
Guy at the paper said 50 pounds for an minimum 5 word add
Mrs Cohen said she did'nt need all that 'all she wanted to put in was "Cohen's dead"
Guy at paper said sorry its very strict minimum 5 words.
She paused for a moment and said ok put"Cohen's dead, Volvo for sale".

and why would I not get them.

[Facts and Stats]

aren't you and I the exception to the rules on here

[Hawkesy]

aren't you and I the exception to the rules on here

Well I am

There's probably a couple of others on here, who haven't just jumped on a bandwagon.

[King Of East]

It is quite funny to see Spurs struggling but i cant see them getting relegated even though that would be superb!!!

[delfino_1936]

brilliant posts e-football, loving it

[LFTWNG11]

yea I understand them too, there go the Engerlish thinking they are superior again

jks jks

this thread is for laughing at tottenham, and I must say, its going pretty good.

before the season is out, I can see this thread taking on massive proportions.

[manU4life]

I have more, but I am not sure everyone (anyone?) on here will get them....

2 Jews walk in the Ticket office and ask for 2 season tickets,
The woman behind the jump asks " Are you circumsized?"
The jews replied "Of course, we are Jewish"
The woman replys "Sorry I can't serve you"
The Jews ask "Why?"
She replies " You have to be a complete PRICK to be
a Tottenham supporter"


Mr Cohen Died
Mrs Cohen phoned the Jewish chronicle and asked how much to put a death notice in.
Guy at the paper said 50 pounds for an minimum 5 word add
Mrs Cohen said she did'nt need all that 'all she wanted to put in was "Cohen's dead"
Guy at paper said sorry its very strict minimum 5 words.
She paused for a moment and said ok put"Cohen's dead, Volvo for sale".

gold

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Disposable Magic Pen
A fantastic labour saving device that will be a hit with match reporters and stattos everywhere. Write ‘Tottenham’ and it magically adds the word ‘nil’ after it. Experts calculate that this could save hours over the course of a season. This marker is that rare thing. It has one less point than Spurs.

[TDGv2]

What do Spurs and the Brazil 1970 World Cup team have in common?









Nothing. Spurs are sh!te.

[Hawkesy]

a palestianian bloke dies in London and the wife goes to the undertakers to check everything is planned for the funeral and is horrified to see him wearing the spurs 91 cup final shirt. "why's he in that? he hated spurs" she said.

The undertaker replied "We're just following this request. It says right here, he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip"

[Hawkesy]

just to address the balance

What have a 3 pin plug and arsenal got in common?


Both are useless in europe.

[Robbie Keane THFC]

Whoever started this thread is a complete wanker, you farkin muppets!

[Robbie Keane THFC]

Look at these pics you knobs
Just to remind u, how much I hate the SCUM!

[delfino_1936]

love the way you're celebrating a mickey mouse competition win

well done, enjoy it cause its probably the only half decent success you'll get in a long long long long time

[Robbie Keane THFC]

Judging by your pic, you like it from behind like the rest of the scum supporters!

[pires7]

Judging by your pic, you like it from behind like the rest of the scum supporters!

where are you guys on the table currently?

[delfino_1936]

Judging by your pic, you like it from behind like the rest of the scum supporters!

nah mate, just a quality celebration, probably something you havent seen for a while, cause you cunts don't really score to many

WE HATE TITTENHAM AND WE HATE TITTENHAM

[Hawkesy]

Judging by your pic, you like it from behind like the rest of the scum supporters!

where are you guys on the table currently?

they're the strongest team in the league at the moment, they must be, they're holding up all the others.

[TDGv2]

Judging by your pic, you like it from behind like the rest of the scum supporters!

nah mate, just a quality celebration, probably something you havent seen for a while, cause you champagne don't really score to many

WE HATE TITTENHAM AND WE HATE TITTENHAM

My lord. We could lose every game for the rest of the season. We could become bankrupt as a result of the world financial crisis. We could have Ramos walk out on us. We could have Sol Campbell signed on a 10 year $100k per week deal and appointed new captain. We could have WHL burnt down and have to play our home games at Aami Stadium.

We could do all that, and still I wouldn't be as embarrassed at being a Spurs supporter as I would being an Arsenal supporter and seeing a fellow fan, with a whole world of insults to choose from at the moment, resort to "Tittenham". As if "Spuds" wasn't bad enough. I'll give credit when we get some good banter, at the end of the game it's football and no matter who you support, you have good years and bad years and you take people taking the mickey because you do it yourself during the good times. But f__k me, you're "insults" and "banter" really are atrocious.

Best you stay off the football sites from now on and go back to the Miley Cyrus fan sites, probably more your level.

[delfino_1936]

Judging by your pic, you like it from behind like the rest of the scum supporters!

nah mate, just a quality celebration, probably something you havent seen for a while, cause you champagne don't really score to many

WE HATE TITTENHAM AND WE HATE TITTENHAM

My lord. We could lose every game for the rest of the season. We could become bankrupt as a result of the world financial crisis. We could have Ramos walk out on us. We could have Sol Campbell signed on a 10 year $100k per week deal and appointed new captain. We could have WHL burnt down and have to play our home games at Aami Stadium.

We could do all that, and still I wouldn't be as embarrassed at being a Spurs supporter as I would being an Arsenal supporter and seeing a fellow fan, with a whole world of insults to choose from at the moment, resort to "Tittenham". As if "Spuds" wasn't bad enough. I'll give credit when we get some good banter, at the end of the game it's football and no matter who you support, you have good years and bad years and you take people taking the mickey because you do it yourself during the good times. But f__k me, you're "insults" and "banter" really are atrocious.

Best you stay off the football sites from now on and go back to the Miley Cyrus fan sites, probably more your level.

spuds, spoofs, sperms they are all quality...i actually stumbled across tittenham because i missed spelled Tottenham as the 'i' is right next to the 'o'

[Hawkesy]

My lord. We could lose every game for the rest of the season. We could become bankrupt as a result of the world financial crisis. We could have Ramos walk out on us. We could have Sol Campbell signed on a 10 year $100k per week deal and appointed new captain. We could have WHL burnt down and have to play our home games at Aami Stadium.

We could do all that, and still I wouldn't be as embarrassed at being a Spurs supporter as I would being an Arsenal supporter and seeing a fellow fan, with a whole world of insults to choose from at the moment, resort to "Tittenham". As if "Spuds" wasn't bad enough. I'll give credit when we get some good banter, at the end of the game it's football and no matter who you support, you have good years and bad years and you take people taking the mickey because you do it yourself during the good times. But f__k me, you're "insults" and "banter" really are atrocious.

Best you stay off the football sites from now on and go back to the Miley Cyrus fan sites, probably more your level.

What about North London yid cowardly cunts? Nothing good has ever come from the Northern half of London. When was the last time a team from London and not from the Southern half actually won a title.

1961, in which time South London teams have won 8 titles.

[totsreds08]

with spurs struggling so much i think most of their players would leave. they won't qualify for europe so i wouldn't mind picking up a player or 2. by january i reckon dos santos, modric, bentley, corluka, bale and pavluachenko (mind my spelling) will possibly leave for a club like that are top 6. i wouldn't mind picking up dos santos or corluka or bale.

[ramosrules]

with spurs struggling so much i think most of their players would leave. they won't qualify for europe so i wouldn't mind picking up a player or 2. by january i reckon dos santos, modric, bentley, corluka, bale and pavluachenko (mind my spelling) will possibly leave for a club like that are top 6. i wouldn't mind picking up dos santos or corluka or bale.

Yeah like totally ah my god you are such a like either a 8 year old girl or very a raging hommo, which one is it?
TDGv2 I agree with you, its like getting paid out by my 9 year old cousin.
The jokes are good though, keep them coming, except for the magic marker, that was pathetic.

Winning in Europe is the hardest thing and in that catagory the woolwich wanderers from cashburden grave dont match us.

[Facts and Stats]

I sent an email to a Spurs fan site, and put Sours instead of Spurs...still makes me laugh (It was a genuine mistake)