Amatuer Suspensions are a JOKE

[Bomber]

Crap. In the heat of the moment I have "threatened" a ref - not much different than a ref ruining a game "in the heat of the moment". It happens - as long as you dont follow him/her and continue the torment, grow some skin! To say ban me for life is ludicrous - if you HIT him or go beyond "talk", then that's a different story. Too many soft cocks these days, sorry.

[Rob Lozza]

Crap. In the heat of the moment I have "threatened" a ref - not much different than a ref ruining a game "in the heat of the moment". It happens - as long as you dont follow him/her and continue the torment, grow some skin! To say ban me for life is ludicrous - if you HIT him or go beyond "talk", then that's a different story. Too many soft cocks these days, sorry.

The "heat of the moment" is never a reasonable excuse. The use of offensive, insulting or abusive language/gestures directed to any player or official is a send off offence. End of story. I can also assure you that any person who agrees to referee a game - whether he/she is an appointed official or a "Club Referee" - is not soft. Re the suspension that I had mentioned in a previous post, it was for an offence that went beyond "talk".

[grouse n' ice]

Another joke.

Two Irishmen are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

'Hey Paddy, do you smell what I smell. its bacon I'm sure of it.'

'Yes Mick it smells like bacon to me.'

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

'Paddy, paddy we're saved. 'it is a bacon tree.'

'Mick, are you sure its not a mirage? We are in the Desert don't forget.'

'Paddy when did you ever hear of a mirage that smell like bacon... its no mirage, its a bacon tree.'

And with that... Mick Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Paddy following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Mick is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Paddy with his dying breath.

'Paddy... go back man, you was right its not a bacon tree.'

'Mick ,Mick ... what the fuck is it?'

'Paddy... its not a bacon tree...

its

its

its



its a Ham Bush.

[grouse n' ice]

Or a football related joke.

WOMAN'S DIARY:
Saturday 17th November 2007

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I had been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong.
He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated but followed.

I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed.

I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love.
He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.


MANS DIARY:
Saturday 17th November 2007

Scotland lose in injury time to Italy. Missed out on Euro 2008. Gutted. Got a shag though

[colon clenser]

just curious lozza,,,what suspension should a referee get for not seeing the ball hit the back supporting strut off the goals which is 1 meter behind the line ,,,bounce out to a player ,,he grabs the ball and celebrates with the goal scorer,,,,and the referee who is standing on the edge off the box calls for handball,,,claiming he didnt see it,,,,,without asking the linesman if the ball crossed the line,,,by a meter,,,tony tony tony ,,,,sighhhhhhh,,

[Rob Lozza]

just curious lozza,,,what suspension should a referee get for not seeing the ball hit the back supporting strut off the goals which is 1 meter behind the line ,,,bounce out to a player ,,he grabs the ball and celebrates with the goal scorer,,,,and the referee who is standing on the edge off the box calls for handball,,,claiming he didnt see it,,,,,without asking the linesman if the ball crossed the line,,,by a meter,,,tony tony tony ,,,,sighhhhhhh,,

CC, I can't comment on the incident because I did not see it. My guess is, however, that the Referee must have felt that the ball did not go in and that he/she had no doubt about it otherwise he/she would have consulted the assistant. At the end of the day, the Referee's decision is final. I know the feeling becuase I experienced exactly the same as a player a few years ago and we lost the game by a single goal! Little consolation for you today... you are not the first and will not be the last.

[Big G]

I'm off to appeal my 3 match ban tonight, will let you all know how i go.

[Kitchimo]

I'm off to appeal my 3 match ban tonight, will let you all know how i go.

Seeya next week!

[Big G]

I'm off to appeal my 3 match ban tonight, will let you all know how i go.

Seeya next week!

yes you will