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England does not compete in the Davis Cup. Not to mention the deliberate use of the last 40 years as the stat so they don't had to show how many GB have won.

Bomber wrote:Good luck to England v Afghanistan today. A good win may ensure some people keep their jobs and places in the team.

If nothing else, it will be a good scouting opportunity to find Englands next batch of international cricketers.

Bomber wrote:Good luck to England v Afghanistan today. A good win may ensure some people keep their jobs and places in the team.

Surely Afghanistan must think they're in with a chance.

Stitch This wrote:

Bomber wrote:Good luck to England v Afghanistan today. A good win may ensure some people keep their jobs and places in the team.

Surely Afghanistan must think they're in with a chance.

Duckworth Lewis gets england over the line. Bravo!

All International Cricket Council members bar two qualified for the quarterfinals.

Baapita wrote:All International Cricket Council members bar two qualified for the quarterfinals.

Could have told you that would happen weeks ago

Wouldn't have happened had Ireland won yesterday.

wizard wrote:
If nothing else, it will be a good scouting opportunity to find Englands next batch of international cricketers.

You mean take a leaf out of Australia's book. Give a guy like Fawad Ahmed refugee status only coz he can play cricket then fast track his citizenship so he can play for his 'new' country.

No england wouldn't sink that low

Baapita wrote:Wouldn't have happened had Ireland won yesterday.

It also wouldn't have happened if Afghanistan had won all of their games

N5 1BH wrote:

wizard wrote:

Bomber wrote:Good luck to England v Afghanistan today. A good win may ensure some people keep their jobs and places in the team.

If nothing else, it will be a good scouting opportunity to find Englands next batch of international cricketers.

You mean take a leaf out of Australia's book. Give a guy like Fawad Ahmed refugee status only coz he can play cricket then fast track his citizenship so he can play for his 'new' country.

No england wouldn't sink that low

How quickly the cons forget that they do things like this. Ahmed, Khawaja, Symonds, Wessels, the entire 1st Ashes winning side, a lot of their rugby side, a lot of their musicians, prime ministers....

"We are young and free" - words in our national anthem. Think about it.

Bomber wrote:"We are young and free" - words in our national anthem. Think about it.

I just assumed it was ironic

God is an Englishman wrote:

N5 1BH wrote:

wizard wrote:
If nothing else, it will be a good scouting opportunity to find Englands next batch of international cricketers.

You mean take a leaf out of Australia's book. Give a guy like Fawad Ahmed refugee status only coz he can play cricket then fast track his citizenship so he can play for his 'new' country.

No england wouldn't sink that low

How quickly the cons forget that they do things like this. Ahmed, Khawaja, Symonds, Wessels, the entire 1st Ashes winning side, a lot of their rugby side, a lot of their musicians, prime ministers....

Yes we do have you guys to thank for Gillard.....

Yes, you have England and the English to thank for most of the good things in and about this country.

except you. you're a dick

PDog wrote:except you. you're a grenache

Nice to be appreciated

B.Toomer wrote:Yes, you have England and the English to thank for most of the good things in and about this country.

Yes, we have someone like your lot to beat in sport, so making many people happy. Other than that...............???

Bomber wrote:

B.Toomer wrote:Yes, you have England and the English to thank for most of the good things in and about this country.

Yes, we have someone like your lot to beat in sport, so making many people happy. Other than that...............???

I like seeing the little countries we own improving and doing better. Cricket is the only worthwhile thing you can beat us at and even then only at home.

Hopefully one day you will improve at some other sports and challenge is seriously.

God is an Englishman wrote:

Bomber wrote:

B.Toomer wrote:Yes, you have England and the English to thank for most of the good things in and about this country.

Yes, we have someone like your lot to beat in sport, so making many people happy. Other than that...............???

I like seeing the little countries we own improving and doing better. Cricket is the only worthwhile thing you can beat us at and even then only at home.

Hopefully one day you will improve at some other sports and challenge is seriously.

Is this another one of your ironic posts as your countrymen flee the country with their tails between their legs, where their manhood should be?

Black_Panther wrote: Is this another one of your ironic posts as your countrymen flee the country with their tails between their legs, where their manhood should be?

I fail to see any irony there, have you become american and suddenly not understaning irony?

Cannot think of a worthwhile sport that you can beat us at. Only one you have is cricket and as stated - you can only beat us on your turf.

Even competitions which mix up sports to make one big tournament you get beaten up eg. Commonwealth and Olympics.

I feel sorry for you, you were once such a proud sporting country.

What sports do England beat Australia in?

wizard wrote:What sports do England beat Australia in?

Probably Quidditch. It's seems like the sort of sport that their whole country would be keen on.

wizard wrote:What sports do England beat Australia in?

Easier to reverse the question - which worthwhile ones aren't we better than you at?

England beat Australia in what sports?

God is an Englishman wrote:

wizard wrote:What sports do England beat Australia in?

Easier to reverse the question - which worthwhile ones aren't we better than you at?

In Australia beat England do sports what?

Should have started with the queston mark?