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lisbon lion wrote:
KING NUGGETT wrote:What do you want to know lippy?
whats the flight path of an african swallow in winter :lol:

Migration of Barn Swallows or African swallow between Britain and South Africa was first established on 23 December 1912 when a bird that had been ringed by James Masefield at a nest in Staffordshire, was found in Natal.
As would be expected for a long-distance migrant, this bird has occurred as a vagrant to such distant areas as Hawaii, Bermuda, Greenland, Tristan da Cunha and the Falkland Islands.

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King Arthur: Whoa there!
[clop clop clop]
Soldier #1: Halt! Who goes there?
Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
Soldier #1: Pull the other one!
Arthur: I am, ...and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Soldier #1: What? Ridden on a horse?
Arthur: Yes!
Soldier #1: You're using coconuts!
Arthur: What?
Soldier #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
Soldier #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
Arthur: We found them.
Soldier #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
Arthur: What do you mean?
Soldier #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Soldier #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
Soldier #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Soldier #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Soldier #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Arthur: Please!
Soldier #1: Am I right?
Arthur: I'm not interested!
Soldier #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
Soldier #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
Soldier #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
Soldier #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
Soldier #2: Oh, yeah...
Soldier #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
[clop clop clop]
Soldier #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
Soldier #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
Soldier #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
Soldier #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
Soldier #2: Well, why not?
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Re: star signing in 2011

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Nathan Day will be the best signing of the year...
We are Liverpool Football Club and the expectations are so high.
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sirstevieg wrote:Nathan Day will be the best signing of the year...
Ang Costanzo just as good.
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I was sitting on the bus this morning oppisite a really sexy Thai bird in a mini skirt.
I thought to myself "PLEASE DONT GET A ERECTION, PLEASE DONT GET A ERECTION"
But she did ... :(

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Kitchimo wrote:
sirstevieg wrote:Nathan Day will be the best signing of the year...
Ang Costanzo just as good.
motts did try for ange as well they go back a way, but just dipped out I heard the free haircuts and pony tail ties won the day.... 8) 8)
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Yes Ange is a quality signing for the Amateur League but think you will find Nathan will do more damage by hitting the back of the net...
We are Liverpool Football Club and the expectations are so high.
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legga wrote:
Kitchimo wrote:
sirstevieg wrote:Nathan Day will be the best signing of the year...
Ang Costanzo just as good.
motts did try for ange as well they go back a way, but just dipped out I heard the free haircuts and pony tail ties won the day.... 8) 8)
He was only ever going to end up at Salisbury Villa.
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think that might have been tongue in cheek mr. crue head
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lisbon lion wrote:think that might have been tongue in cheek mr. crue head
or coming from legga tounge in bum

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Movie Star signings for Parofield 2011......
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sirstevieg wrote:Yes Ange is a quality signing for the Amateur League but think you will find Nathan will do more damage by hitting the back of the net...
Ange is quality Nathan Day is class, but hitting the back of the net i have to give it to Bori Kieng
from elizabeth grove 7 in 2 games not bad for a player thats nobody heard of.
Great signing from grove!
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Dida wrote:
sirstevieg wrote:Yes Ange is a quality signing for the Amateur League but think you will find Nathan will do more damage by hitting the back of the net...
Heard Ange was playing in Salis Villa Ressies
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Dida wrote:
sirstevieg wrote:Yes Ange is a quality signing for the Amateur League but think you will find Nathan will do more damage by hitting the back of the net...
Ange is quality Nathan Day is class, but hitting the back of the net i have to give it to Bori Kieng from elizabeth grove 7 in 2 games not bad for a player thats nobody heard of.
Great signing from grove!
Is your name Bori by any chance Dida?
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Dida wrote:
sirstevieg wrote:Yes Ange is a quality signing for the Amateur League but think you will find Nathan will do more damage by hitting the back of the net...
Ange is quality Nathan Day is class, but hitting the back of the net i have to give it to Bori Kieng
from elizabeth grove 7 in 2 games not bad for a player thats nobody heard of.
Great signing from grove!
I'm thinking those goals are going to dry up very quick for you, especially with the oppositions best defender on you
& especially now you've let the cat out of the bag...
:lol:

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East Boy wrote:
Dida wrote:
sirstevieg wrote:Yes Ange is a quality signing for the Amateur League but think you will find Nathan will do more damage by hitting the back of the net...
Ange is quality Nathan Day is class, but hitting the back of the net i have to give it to Bori Kieng from elizabeth grove 7 in 2 games not bad for a player thats nobody heard of.
Great signing from grove!
Is your name Bori by any chance Dida?
no im a keeper not a striker east boy
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Dida wrote:
sirstevieg wrote:Yes Ange is a quality signing for the Amateur League but think you will find Nathan will do more damage by hitting the back of the net...
Ange is quality Nathan Day is class, but hitting the back of the net i have to give it to Bori Kieng
from elizabeth grove 7 in 2 games not bad for a player thats nobody heard of.
Great signing from grove!
You're kidding - right? Bori has been belting loads of goals in the lower divisions for years. Not everyone wants to play in the Sunday "premier" league.
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I think that Brooksy signing up Parafield as his sponsor was one of the best signings.
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East Boy wrote:
Dida wrote:
sirstevieg wrote:Yes Ange is a quality signing for the Amateur League but think you will find Nathan will do more damage by hitting the back of the net...
Ange is quality Nathan Day is class, but hitting the back of the net i have to give it to Bori Kieng from elizabeth grove 7 in 2 games not bad for a player thats nobody heard of.
Great signing from grove!
Is your name Bori by any chance Dida?
my name is spelled with double e not with an i lol Its Boree
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Talk Is Cheap wrote:I think that Brooksy signing up Parafield as his sponsor was one of the best signings.
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Wat do dida, Honda 18 and the current leading scorer in sun div 1 Hav in common? There name is boree kieng :)
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East Boy wrote:
Dida wrote:
sirstevieg wrote:Yes Ange is a quality signing for the Amateur League but think you will find Nathan will do more damage by hitting the back of the net...
Ange is quality Nathan Day is class, but hitting the back of the net i have to give it to Bori Kieng from elizabeth grove 7 in 2 games not bad for a player thats nobody heard of.
Great signing from grove!
Is your name Bori by any chance Dida?
No borees name on the forum is nakamura25 ;)
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gardensgoon wrote:Wat do dida, Honda 18 and the current leading scorer in sun div 1 Hav in common? There name is boree kieng :)

i think im playing in the wrong division gardensgoon :lol:
might go back to a lower division like D5 before the tranfer close
can i join ur club mate?? :wink:
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