Hardwork, a key to success

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Hardwork, a key to success

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I define “hard work” as work that is challenging.
Both hard work and “working hard”
(i.e. putting in the time required to get the job done)
are required for success.
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Re: Hardwork, a key to success

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In a train car there was an Australian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully butt ugly looking lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the ugly lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) The ugly lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

(3) The American thought - "That fucking Australian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

(4) The Australian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again."
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Barney Rubble wrote:In a train car there was an Australian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully butt ugly looking lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thought - "That American son of a port wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the ugly lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) The ugly lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

(3) The American thought - "That bottle of shiraz Australian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

(4) The Australian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again."
nice one. but what is this thread about again?
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UniSA wrote:nice one. but what is this thread about again?
Barney alaways responds to spammers with jokes.
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Work Experience Kid wrote:
UniSA wrote:nice one. but what is this thread about again?
Barney alaways responds to spammers with jokes.
For a collection of such, please refer to the buy & sell forum.
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Work Experience Kid wrote:
UniSA wrote:nice one. but what is this thread about again?
Barney alaways responds to spammers with jokes.
:lol: Ok. Good to know. I was a bit confused there.
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