Germany's magic octopus
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Germany's magic octopus
Some octopus in Germany sitting on some box (i dont know exactly what it is) has been predicting all of Germany's games and has so far gotten every game right.
And for the record, the octopus has tipped Germany to beat Argentina this weekend.
First the German's use the Jabulani's 4 months before the WC, and now they have a freak octopus predicting their future!
And for the record, the octopus has tipped Germany to beat Argentina this weekend.
First the German's use the Jabulani's 4 months before the WC, and now they have a freak octopus predicting their future!
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so where was the octopus in 1918 & 1945Red-4-Life wrote:Some octopus in Germany sitting on some box (i dont know exactly what it is) has been predicting all of Germany's games and has so far gotten every game right.
And for the record, the octopus has tipped Germany to beat Argentina this weekend.
First the German's use the Jabulani's 4 months before the WC, and now they have a freak octopus predicting their future!

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Fixed for accuracy.Barney Rubble wrote:so where was the octopus in 1917 & 1942
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Was referring to the end (of 1914-1918 & 1939-1945)seanason wrote:Fixed for accuracy.Barney Rubble wrote:so where was the octopus in 1917 & 1942
Or have i totally missed the pointy bit

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Probably should have been at the start
1914 and 1939
so known not to proceed, or in WWII leave the russian front alone
1914 and 1939
so known not to proceed, or in WWII leave the russian front alone
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Only video footage of the octopus picking Germany against argentina and England. Although they are correct, he apparently picked Serbia over germany which I won't believe until I see video footage

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Paul the Octopus picked Spain over Germany for tomorrow mornings clash. Vamos!
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If Spain win, that Octopus is dead!! It did get the Argentina game correct though...Mr.G wrote:Paul the Octopus picked Spain over Germany for tomorrow mornings clash. Vamos!
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No video, just got this mail though......Red-4-Life wrote:If Spain win, that Octopus is dead!! It did get the Argentina game correct though...Mr.G wrote:Paul the Octopus picked Spain over Germany for tomorrow mornings clash. Vamos!
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I saw that one Totsred. The octopus crawled into the Serbian box for that game. It crawled into the Spanish box this morning. Go Spaintotsreds08 wrote:Only video footage of the octopus picking Germany against argentina and England. Although they are correct, he apparently picked Serbia over germany which I won't believe until I see video footage
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That picture is a fake. It was posted a couple days ago. The Spanish flag isn't even right.Chaos wrote:No video, just got this mail though......Red-4-Life wrote:If Spain win, that Octopus is dead!! It did get the Argentina game correct though...Mr.G wrote:Paul the Octopus picked Spain over Germany for tomorrow mornings clash. Vamos!
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I know your Mrs. wasn't the other night, she went alright..Peter_Griffin wrote:As if a benchwarmer would know if a photo would be faked

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Are you really discussing whether or not a photo of a clairvoyant German octopus is on the level or not?
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Well, your Mum goes off in the sackMr.G wrote:I know your Mrs. wasn't the other night, she went alright..Peter_Griffin wrote:As if a benchwarmer would know if a photo would be faked
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Looks pretty"Real" to meMr.G wrote:That picture is a fake. It was posted a couple days ago. The Spanish flag isn't even right.Chaos wrote: No video, just got this mail though......

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yep picked spain but,......
Paul the octopus has only ever been wrong once and that was during the 2008 Euro championships where Paul chose Germany to beat Spain.. spain won 1 -0
so u never know
Paul the octopus has only ever been wrong once and that was during the 2008 Euro championships where Paul chose Germany to beat Spain.. spain won 1 -0
so u never know
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how long has he been around for? :?Kosta Utd wrote:yep picked spain but,......
Paul the octopus has only ever been wrong once and that was during the 2008 Euro championships where Paul chose Germany to beat Spain.. spain won 1 -0
so u never know

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Pickled Paul
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What are the odds that the octopus was planning all along to screw everyone over for the final, and try to ruin everyone's lives by making them lose huge amounts of money at the end?Bomber wrote:Ok, which team has this fucking octopus picked for the final? I am putting my house on it!
He looks like a devious one.
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I wonder if the Indian bookmakers are on to it. Maybe holding it to ransom with some baby octopuses (or is it octopi?)Steelinho wrote:What are the odds that the octopus was planning all along to screw everyone over for the final, and try to ruin everyone's lives by making them lose huge amounts of money at the end?Bomber wrote:Ok, which team has this fucking octopus picked for the final? I am putting my house on it!
He looks like a devious one.
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we'll he is two years old.. so i guess for a couple of years.. prob a psychic ability he's had from birthtotsreds08 wrote:how long has he been around for? :?Kosta Utd wrote:yep picked spain but,......
Paul the octopus has only ever been wrong once and that was during the 2008 Euro championships where Paul chose Germany to beat Spain.. spain won 1 -0
so u never know
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Got it on good word from Paul's mate Tom "the Tuna" that Paul gained his psychic ability when he had a near death experience with Bruce the shark and ever since then has been predicting games and reading palms on the side. Tom said that Paul is going away for the rest of the week to channel his psychic ability for the final. 


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