Attention: Serbs in Adelaide

[Lumper]

Your neanderthal type were still digging holes to crap in before we came along and introduced you to the toilet.

Surely being an English invention, the English would have introduced the toilet to australia. Or were Sir John Harrington or Thomas Crapper not English.

Wasn't that just the flushing toilet by Crapper?

I'm sure the Greeks invented the toilet in 500BC, and named it Athens

No. I think the crapper is where you can find their economy

[looprevil]

Yes, Lumper.
Although his paperwork identifies him as an Australian, he chooses not to accept that and live his life the way he wants to, as his Greek heritage would suggest.

[Lumper]

Yes, Lumper.
Although his paperwork identifies him as an Australian, he chooses not to accept that and live his life the way he wants to, as his Greek heritage would suggest.

So the rumours about Greek style are true then??

[COLOSSUS]

Heres a story for you mato and your "Australian" mates. Just last year, i was fishing in one of SA's beautiful coastal towns about 30 odd kilometres out at sea when over the 2 way, a report came in that a thunder squall to 40 knots was heading our way. Mind you at this time, it was a flat calm day and in the early morning before we ventured 30 ks out, we had caught our boat limit of Southern Calamari know to you "Australians" as SQUID Anyways, upon our return after heeding the weather warning, about 5 ks back into the trip back to shore (so still 25ks out to sea), i spotted another vessel with 2 people on board waving frantically and as such recognised as one of the International signals for a vessel in distress. Being the kind person i am and doing what i was taught to by my parents (treat people with the same level of respect as you would like to be treated with), i did the right thing and went over to see if they indeed needed my help. After talking to the 2 (Australian dinkum die anglos), we (me and my 2 mates) were quickly informed that their motor wasnt starting and after several attempts to help restart it, we decided that the best thing to do was to tow them back.

At this time, whilst it was still calm seas (known as the calm before the storm), the roller clouds (or tumble driers as we call them) started to roll in to the skies above in the distance and were heading our way. We finally make it back with about half an hour to spare before the storm hit, and possibly helped the save the lives of 2 total strangers. What one of these W.AN.KERS didnt know, was that my family were inhabitants of that town since the late 1960s and this dumb fu.ck had moved there from some other town only 5 uears earlier. I did the right think and not only possibly saved his life and that of his mates, but also invited them back to my house for a beer because i felt sorry for them. The next morning, i get a visit from a local there who ive known for years since our family has been part of this town for 50 years telling me to take it easy on the Calamari. I says to him "what are you on about???", and he says "how much SQUID did you catch yesterday???" and i says "my boat limit" which was exactly what i had on board. This fucker that i had saved by towing back from sea whom i didnt even ask for a dime for the extra petrol i used towing him, and then invited back to my house for a beer, had gone to the pub that night after he left my place and told all the other locals "THE WOGS ARE RAPING OUR SQUID" assuming that i was catching all the calamari and taking more than i was allowed. Take into account that this fucker hadnt even counted my calamari, he just assumed. All this after i had potentially saved his life and that of his mate, and brought them back to my house for a beer.

Needless to say when he found out who my family was and who i was, he was so embarassed (not to mention scared) that he left the town and since then i have seen him once when driving past him on the road in that town. I have never had the chance to thank him personally, and probably better that i dont, although a few others told him exactly what they thought. The moral of the story is, me and my family have been in this country for many years and i was born here, but i am GREEK, just like my parents and grandparents, only difference is i was born in this country. I respect the values of this country and i am a law abiding citizen who would help any other person regardless of race or religion if they needed my help, strangers or not, BUT, dont sit in your high chair and judge me for being me, because i am a proud GREEK who was born in Australia and also proud of the country i live in. Its some of you who need to accept who i am

[Hawkesy]

I do find it funny that someone who has an australian passport doesn't think he's australian.

[tony the bricklayer]

Call me Ishmael.

[Lumper]

So Col.

Moral of the story is. You were born here. You were raised here. Work here. Pay taxes here. Probably married your boyfriend here.

You're Australian pal.

[looprevil]

Colossus.
Hopefully not targeted at me, as I always accept people for who they are, and what they believe in, without judging them.

[COLOSSUS]

Yes, Lumper.
Although his paperwork identifies him as an Australian, he chooses not to accept that and live his life the way he wants to, as his Greek heritage would suggest.

And what paper work is that mr backwards??? My birth certificate??? What about my European passport, does that have anything to with who i am??? What about that i am entitled to as much in this country as i am in Greece, does that have anything to do with who i am??? What about the fact that i could be called upon to do service with the army in Greece, does that have anything to do with it??? You see, im entitled to all these things and i wasnt born in Greece, am i NOT Greek then??? Since you people know what i am??? Ill let you calculate everything and then let you decide, since you are the ones who decided years ago that i was a WOG, i should let you decide whether or not im now Australian hey??? s the lot of you

[looprevil]

I served in the defense force in this country, and defended it for you.
You ungrateful wog/Australian/wog whatever.
If you like Greece more, then f-ck off there.

[COLOSSUS]

So Col.

Moral of the story is. You were born here. You were raised here. Work here. Pay taxes here. Probably married your boyfriend here.

You're Australian pal.

Yes i was born here to Greek migrants, yes i was raised here by my parents who were Greek migrants (did id mention that??? ) and also partly raised by the same parents in Greece for a few years in my younger days. Yes i work here, i pay taxes in both countries since i own property in both and yes i am happily married to my Greek wife

ps - dont be shocked that unlike you, i didnt marry my sister, we do come from a different part of the world after all. Its what ive been trying to tell you all along

[tony the bricklayer]

His taxes paid for your bullets

[Lumper]

Col.

I'm enitled to a Dutch passport and an Irish passport.

Does that mean I'm dutch or irish?

No. I was born here. I served my country here.

All you highlight is that you're confused and wish you were one but the other.

And I'm pretty sure a Birth Certificate is relevant to the country you were born in. Can't be changed like your underwear or the dresses you wear. The country you were born in is official until the end of time. Hello there, AUSSIE!!!!

[Lumper]

I served in the defense force in this country, and defended it for you.
You ungrateful wog/Australian/wog whatever.
If you like Greece more, then f-ck off there.

+1 mate.

I feel the same whenever I hear ungrateful pricks like Col mouth off.

We did our job for Australia.

Me, Persian Gulf 2001-02.

[COLOSSUS]

I served in the defense force in this country, and defended it for you.
You ungrateful wog/Australian/wog whatever.
If you like Greece more, then f-ck off there.

Ah yes, there we go again, the true colours
You fought in the defence force in this country and defended it for you, your family and the rest of Australia and i congratulate you. You must pretty old to be a digger, because i dont remember anyone defending this country after World War II which are wars that were fought to defend this country. You might be shocked to hear this, but my grandfathers fought alongside Australian diggers in the Greek defence force to defend Greece and Australia from the same fate in the same War, but of course you knew that, just failed to mention it. While i have lived in this country, there hasnt been a war that has defended the country as such. I dont classify the war on Iraq as legal or defending a country but rather just decimating another, sorry to say.

Yes, i am a fucking WOG, the same fucking WOG that was never Australian to you 20 years ago, and the same fucking WOG that you now want to crucify for not being that Australian you called a fucking WOG back then. How about go and fuck yourself and take those balls and chains and throw yourself of the Sydney Harbour Bridge

[Lumper]

I served in the defense force in this country, and defended it for you.
You ungrateful wog/Australian/wog whatever.
If you like Greece more, then f-ck off there.

Ah yes, there we go again, the true colours
You fought in the defence force in this country and defended it for you, your family and the rest of Australia and i congratulate you. You must pretty old to be a digger, because i dont remember anyone defending this country after World War II which are wars that were fought to defend this country. You might be shocked to hear this, but my grandfathers fought alongside Australian diggers in the Greek defence force to defend Greece and Australia from the same fate in the same War, but of course you knew that, just failed to mention it. While i have lived in this country, there hasnt been a war that has defended the country as such. I dont classify the war on Iraq as legal or defending a country but rather just decimating another, sorry to say.

Yes, i am a bottle of shiraz WOG, the same bottle of shiraz WOG that was never Australian to you 20 years ago, and the same bottle of shiraz WOG that you now want to crucify for not being that Australian you called a bottle of shiraz WOG back then. How about go and shiraz yourself and take those balls and chains and throw yourself of the Sydney Harbour Bridge

You misinformed, weak prick.

Try talking to someone involved with the war over there.

Quite easy for you to talk from the comfort of you keyboard without having made a committment to our effort over there.

Say that to a returned serviceman on Anzac day if you have the bollocks.

Gutless sh.it

[COLOSSUS]

I served in the defense force in this country, and defended it for you.
You ungrateful wog/Australian/wog whatever.
If you like Greece more, then f-ck off there.

+1 mate.

I feel the same whenever I hear ungrateful pricks like Col mouth off.

We did our job for Australia.

Me, Persian Gulf 2001-02.

Sorry to laugh at you lumperOSHIT, but just because the president of the United States summoned his Australian counterpart to the Gulf War which had nothing to do with this country, doesnt mean you defended "this" country. I am actually sorry for the families that have lost loved ones in this war that Mssh Bush began, but never was this country threatened by the war which took place in the middle east and dont kid yourself into thinking as much

And before you call me ungrateful, look yourself in the mirror asswipe. You did your job for President Bush and his bunny rabbits, not for me pal, or for anyone else i know, my grandftahers and most likely yours did that for me and you.

[Lumper]

I served in the defense force in this country, and defended it for you.
You ungrateful wog/Australian/wog whatever.
If you like Greece more, then f-ck off there.

+1 mate.

I feel the same whenever I hear ungrateful pricks like Col mouth off.

We did our job for Australia.

Me, Persian Gulf 2001-02.

Sorry to laugh at you lumperOSHIT, but just because the president of the United States summoned his Australian counterpart to the Gulf War which had nothing to do with this country, doesnt mean you defended "this" country. I am actually sorry for the families that have lost loved ones in this war that Mssh Bush began, but never was this country threatened by the war which took place in the middle east and dont kid yourself into thinking as much

And before you call me ungrateful, look yourself in the mirror asswipe. You did your job for President Bush and his bunny rabbits, not for me pal, or for anyone else i know, my grandftahers and most likely yours did that for me and you.

Bali, dipshit.

Islam is related the world over. Bali, more important Indonesia, the largest practicing Muslim nation, is on our doorstep.

You ungrateful deigo, wog bastard.

[COLOSSUS]

I served in the defense force in this country, and defended it for you.
You ungrateful wog/Australian/wog whatever.
If you like Greece more, then f-ck off there.

Ah yes, there we go again, the true colours
You fought in the defence force in this country and defended it for you, your family and the rest of Australia and i congratulate you. You must pretty old to be a digger, because i dont remember anyone defending this country after World War II which are wars that were fought to defend this country. You might be shocked to hear this, but my grandfathers fought alongside Australian diggers in the Greek defence force to defend Greece and Australia from the same fate in the same War, but of course you knew that, just failed to mention it. While i have lived in this country, there hasnt been a war that has defended the country as such. I dont classify the war on Iraq as legal or defending a country but rather just decimating another, sorry to say.

Yes, i am a bottle of shiraz WOG, the same bottle of shiraz WOG that was never Australian to you 20 years ago, and the same bottle of shiraz WOG that you now want to crucify for not being that Australian you called a bottle of shiraz WOG back then. How about go and shiraz yourself and take those balls and chains and throw yourself of the Sydney Harbour Bridge

You misinformed, weak prick.

Try talking to someone involved with the war over there.

Quite easy for you to talk from the comfort of you keyboard without having made a committment to our effort over there.

Say that to a returned serviceman on Anzac day if you have the bollocks.

Gutless carbenet

Calling me gutless because i didnt serve in some war that we should never have been involved in??? Dont piss in my ear and tell me its raining sunshine. As for being misinformed, sorry pal, i wasnt easily brainwashed into thinking there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, did you see them by any chance because my news is they have never been found

Im not weak pal, it would take much more than some hero like yourself to break me down, you dont even know me and you never will and thats probably better for the both of us. I know your hero type, and frankly i dont give a fuck what you think

[COLOSSUS]

+1 mate.

I feel the same whenever I hear ungrateful pricks like Col mouth off.

We did our job for Australia.

Me, Persian Gulf 2001-02.

Sorry to laugh at you lumperOSHIT, but just because the president of the United States summoned his Australian counterpart to the Gulf War which had nothing to do with this country, doesnt mean you defended "this" country. I am actually sorry for the families that have lost loved ones in this war that Mssh Bush began, but never was this country threatened by the war which took place in the middle east and dont kid yourself into thinking as much

And before you call me ungrateful, look yourself in the mirror asswipe. You did your job for President Bush and his bunny rabbits, not for me pal, or for anyone else i know, my grandftahers and most likely yours did that for me and you.

Bali, dipshit.

Islam is related the world over. Bali, more important Indonesia, the largest practicing Muslim nation, is on our doorstep.

You ungrateful deigo, wog sherry.

Here we go, the religious war against every Muslim in the world, you fucking hero. Indonesia have done nothing to Australia except do us a favour and lock up some drug dealers. As for Bali, what war did you fight there??? There was a war scene in Bali where some dickhead extremists blew up some bars and 200 odd Australian citizens unfortunately lost their lives but please inform me of the war you fought there to defend this country???

Love the deigo, wog sherry part, that is truly Australian of you

[sparrow]

You Collosus are an absolute tosspot. Think before you type ffs. Simple solution for you really, FUCK off

[swannsong]

[Lumper]

Seriously Col, have you graduated from University, because you have all the ideology of an uninformed no-nothing no-it-all.

Bali, in Indonesia, the scene where 100 odd people were blown up by a follower of Islam.

Swanny said to perfectly, take your foot out of your mouth with regards to things you know nothing about.

[Hosovac]

Well I'm glad at least 1 serb responded to my question - thanks Handyman!

[COLOSSUS]

You Collosus are an absolute tosspot. Think before you type ffs. Simple solution for you really, shiraz off

Think before i type??? What would you like me to think about dickhead??? The solution for you is even simpler, if you cannot a handle a multi cultural country, then its YOU who needs to fuck off because it aint changing anytime soon, in fact, its only going to take more migrants (look towards India )

[COLOSSUS]

Seriously Col, have you graduated from University, because you have all the ideology of an uninformed no-nothing no-it-all.

Bali, in Indonesia, the scene where 100 odd people were blown up by a follower of Islam.

Swanny said to perfectly, take your foot out of your mouth with regards to things you know nothing about.

Read my post properly dickhead, im already aware of the war like scene that killed a few hundred people. However, my point was, what did you exactly defend us from by going there??? Dont kid yourself. I know plenty about it, and my initial post is testament to that much. Let me not give you my opinion on the whole matter or this could easily spiral into another 5 pages of me replying to your dribble.

This started as what i am, and it should remain as such. I am a GREEK who was born in AUSTRALIA, end of story. If you cannot handle it, like i said, take your balls and chains and throw yourself off the Sydney Harbour Bridge. When you overthrow Julia Gillard in a backroom takeover, then you can declare to the rest of Australia that all those people you called WOGS as they were growing up should now call themselves AUSTRALIAN or they can fuck off, until then, you can fuck off

[Hosovac]

And who said this would turn into another balkan war story?

The Heartbreak Kid more like it, with Col taking Alex Dimitriades' role as Nick Polides!

[Loppermann]

Seriously Col, have you graduated from University, because you have all the ideology of an uninformed no-nothing no-it-all.

Bali, in Indonesia, the scene where 100 odd people were blown up by a follower of Islam.

Swanny said to perfectly, take your foot out of your mouth with regards to things you know nothing about.

Read my post properly grenache, im already aware of the war like scene that killed a few hundred people. However, my point was, what did you exactly defend us from by going there??? Dont kid yourself. I know plenty about it, and my initial post is testament to that much. Let me not give you my opinion on the whole matter or this could easily spiral into another 5 pages of me replying to your dribble.

This started as what i am, and it should remain as such. I am a GREEK who was born in AUSTRALIA, end of story. If you cannot handle it, like i said, take your balls and chains and throw yourself off the Sydney Harbour Bridge. When you overthrow Julia Gillard in a backroom takeover, then you can declare to the rest of Australia that all those people you called WOGS as they were growing up should now call themselves AUSTRALIAN or they can shiraz off, until then, you can shiraz off

actually, by defenition, you are Australian...

[The Magician]

@ Lumper

I bet that you got paid well to do your job also. You are another one who had nothing else to do in their life and was attracted to the adds on tv. I'm guessing you wouldn't have done it for little pay. If they fed you a bowl of soup a day like in the old days then yes you have served your country!

Or this is what another former RAAF member told me.

[CSC001]

Seriously Col, have you graduated from University, because you have all the ideology of an uninformed no-nothing no-it-all.

Bali, in Indonesia, the scene where 100 odd people were blown up by a follower of Islam.

Swanny said to perfectly, take your foot out of your mouth with regards to things you know nothing about.

Read my post properly grenache, im already aware of the war like scene that killed a few hundred people. However, my point was, what did you exactly defend us from by going there??? Dont kid yourself. I know plenty about it, and my initial post is testament to that much. Let me not give you my opinion on the whole matter or this could easily spiral into another 5 pages of me replying to your dribble.

This started as what i am, and it should remain as such. I am a GREEK who was born in AUSTRALIA, end of story. If you cannot handle it, like i said, take your balls and chains and throw yourself off the Sydney Harbour Bridge. When you overthrow Julia Gillard in a backroom takeover, then you can declare to the rest of Australia that all those people you called WOGS as they were growing up should now call themselves AUSTRALIAN or they can shiraz off, until then, you can shiraz off

Words of wisdom required here....Colussus why don't you just call yourself an 'Australian Greek' and that'll be the end of it.....it's that simple!

I call myself an Australian Croat....end of conversation. I think most people would get the drift and most importantly you could save yourself hours posting rubbish:lol: