Fastest Footballer Race

[Judge Judy]

You blokes from the other clubs and that gentle slope, I dunno, soft as butter

Can't believe you gave up until you saw Sean do his hammy!

Hey good buddy, I had him all the way

yeah I'm sure you were just using the slipstream!

[Jay Walking]

He was crying in his goatie till O'Hara did the hammy. Sean did cheat off the line though.

[Judge Judy]

He was crying in his goatie till O'Hara did the hammy. Sean did cheat off the line though.

and now that ROBBO won, he'll never race again

[Son of a Prick]

lefty & ROBBO warming up before the race.......

[Robbo]

Except I'd be in cargo pants

[lefty]

Except I'd be in cargo pants

The other one looks more like The Rodent.

Hey son of a prick very funny but I bet you've got a whole collection of nude male photos.

[Robbo]

hey lefty anyone from your club putting their hand up for this race ??

[Son of a Prick]

might have a crack at it as long as you line me up next to Robbo

your words not mine lefty.... get a room....

[Jack Mehorf]

Would love to enter this but would take me the entire half time break to run the 100m (don't think Rick C will let me away from the team talk)

1 Robbie Williams (Modbury Vista)
2 Torsten Rutter (Southern Knights)
3 B Gale (Carrying J Mehorf in a Wheel Barrow)....odds on
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[CrappyKeeper]

Would love to enter this but would take me the entire half time break to run the 100m (don't think Rick C will let me away from the team talk)

1 Robbie Williams (Modbury Vista)
2 Torsten Rutter (Southern Knights)
3 B Gale (Carrying J Mehorf in a Wheel Barrow)....odds on
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I reckon I'd be odds on for fastest keeper Jack. At least if the quads don't start giving me hell after the first 20m. Maybe I should go with the both of you in the wheel barrow.

[swannsong]

Would love to enter this but would take me the entire half time break to run the 100m (don't think Rick C will let me away from the team talk)

1 Robbie Williams (Modbury Vista)
2 Torsten Rutter (Southern Knights)
3 B Gale (Carrying J Mehorf in a Wheel Barrow)....odds on
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I reckon I'd be odds on for fastest keeper Jack. At least if the quads don't start giving me hell after the first 20m. Maybe I should go with the both of you in the wheel barrow.

Matt Daughtrey of Southern Knights would be around the mark !

[Mr X]

Would love to enter this but would take me the entire half time break to run the 100m (don't think Rick C will let me away from the team talk)

1 Robbie Williams (Modbury Vista)
2 Torsten Rutter (Southern Knights)
3 B Gale (Carrying J Mehorf in a Wheel Barrow)....odds on
4 Robert Bell (Ingle Farm BBQ)
5 Monkey Boy (Para Hills East)
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[Outlaw 2.0]

Would love to enter this but would take me the entire half time break to run the 100m (don't think Rick C will let me away from the team talk)

1 Robbie Williams (Modbury Vista)
2 Torsten Rutter (Southern Knights)
3 Jarrad Foster (Parafield Gardens)
4 Daniel Falzon (Para Hills East)
5 Monkey Boy (Para Hills East)
6 Kitchimo (iggies)
7 Michael Mc Givern (Downs)
8 Eric Van Rys Wyk (Para Hills West)
9 Aaron Westervelt (Salisbury Florina)
10 Michael Mathers (Modbury Vista)
11 Sandy Neary (Southern Knights)
Now that is a race i would love to watch

[Kitchimo]

1 Robbie Williams (Modbury Vista)
2 Torsten Rutter (Southern Knights)
3 Jarrad Foster (Parafield Gardens)
4 Daniel Falzon (Para Hills East)
5 Monkey Boy (Para Hills East)
6 Kitchimo (iggies)
7 Michael Mc Givern (Downs)
8 Eric Van Rys Wyk (Para Hills West)
9 Aaron Westervelt (Salisbury Florina)
10 Michael Mathers (Modbury Vista)
11 Sandy Neary (Southern Knights)
Now that is a race i would love to watch

Ha! It's a pity we have a trial game that day otherwise I would play along. We have a guy at our club that I would guarantee would either win or come close to winning this race. As quick as that bloke at Ingle Farm (2?).

[East Boy]

How about a coaches race?
I'm sure ours would bolt it in.
Simmo would get someone else to do it for him, westers would run 20m, then walk, unless there was a ball near him, reeves would just get the elbows out and knock everyone over, O'malley would just think he's the best,

[X JET#10]

im pretty sure our coach would barley make the starting line bit portly of late lol just hope he dosnt read this before trainning tonight.....

[ExtraTime]

southern knights have a trial game also that day .............................

[Fresh Football]

southern knights have a trial game also that day .............................

thought we play on 28th..?

[ExtraTime]

yes u r correct fresh !!!!

[Hawkesy]

1 Robbie Williams (Modbury Vista)
2 Torsten Rutter (Southern Knights)
3 Jarrad Foster (Parafield Gardens)
4 Daniel Falzon (Para Hills East)
5 Monkey Boy (Para Hills East)
6 Kitchimo (iggies)
7 Michael Mc Givern (Downs)
8 Eric Van Rys Wyk (Para Hills West)
9 Aaron Westervelt (Salisbury Florina)
10 Michael Mathers (Modbury Vista)
11 Sandy Neary (Southern Knights)
Now that is a race i would love to watch

Ha! It's a pity we have a trial game that day otherwise I would play along. We have a guy at our club that I would guarantee would either win or come close to winning this race. As quick as that bloke at Ingle Farm (2?).

I disagree Kitch, I'm not fast over 100m, silly distance really. 30m is about the distance that counts in a football match.

Bar One?

[The Magician]

What a silly event.

An amateur team should be ashamed at having fit players.

[lefty]

might have a crack at it as long as you line me up next to Robbo

your words not mine lefty.... get a room....

My words but your photos time to come out of the closet

[Son of a Prick]

My words but your photos time to come out of the closet

google images accually lefty,

[Jay Walking]

I've just updated the list of entrants.

Remember $250 up for grabs with prizes for 2nd & 3rd!!!!

[Jay Walking]

Still spaces available. Nominate someone and head down on Saturday to cheer the guy on from your team!!!!!!!

[DOC]

Still spaces available. Nominate someone and head down on Saturday to cheer the guy on from your team!!!!!!!

who are the entrants so far?

[chunky-monkey]

Still spaces available. Nominate someone and head down on Saturday to cheer the guy on from your team!!!!!!!

who are the entrants so far?

Its on page 1 Doc, on Jays first post, he is updating the list as he goes

[Jay Walking]

1 Robbie Williams (Modbury Vista)
2 Torsten Rutter (Southern Knights)
3 Sandy Neary (Southern Knights)
4 Nick Lavithias (Salisbury Florina)
5 Lawrance Harding (Adelaide Wanderers)
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Thats the list so far

[Jay Walking]

Where are the entrants from Para Hills West, Elizabeth Downs, Elizabeth Vale, Para Hills East, Tea Tree Gully, Fulham, West Beach, Pontians???????????????

$250 on the line for the winner. That buys a few beers and yiros after the race!!!!!!!!!!

[De Voyeur]

Sorry Jay- we are playing against Sturt Marion this Saturday.