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I don't know if it is due to some Christmas kilos or because of spending a couple of years with the toffs at the Saints but last night a good mate of mine was putting his hand up to be a candidate. :wink:

He was slower than a wet week and even made Tickets4Cheese look quick. That is no mean feat, let me assure you. :lol:
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Bacon8 ! :lol:
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East 17 wrote:I don't know if it is due to some Christmas kilos or because of spending a couple of years with the toffs at the Saints but last night a good mate of mine was putting his hand up to be a candidate. :wink:

He was slower than a wet week and even made Tickets4Cheese look quick. That is no mean feat, let me assure you. :lol:
At least he had shorts on :shock:
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Speed does not equal skill. 8)
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Kitchimo wrote:Bacon8 ! :lol:
He was a bit slow at getting to lunch on time last week. But once he was there...............

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KEFTEDA wrote:Speed does not equal skill. 8)
Good call, can I use that :lol: :lol: :lol:

Plus it is hard to run fast and not spill a drop :lol:
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How is the Monkey Boy?
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Far King wrote:
East 17 wrote:I don't know if it is due to some Christmas kilos or because of spending a couple of years with the toffs at the Saints but last night a good mate of mine was putting his hand up to be a candidate. :wink:

He was slower than a wet week and even made Tickets4Cheese look quick. That is no mean feat, let me assure you. :lol:
At least he had shorts on :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Are you trying to suggest someone was training without shorts??? :shock:
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If we are talking ground speed, as opposed to mentally slow....

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haha..

Sean O'Hara.. by about 40 metres I believe :lol:
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KEFTEDA wrote:Speed does not equal skill. 8)

Fat people always use that one :lol:
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Most of ours appear slow until someone shouts out "only one cold beer left" and then you've never seen them move so fast!
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ROBBO wrote:haha..

Sean O'Hara.. by about 40 metres I believe :lol:
:lol: Will the two of you be competing in the annual 100m dash again this year ROBBO?
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That would be me lol.

I think if your over 35 you don't have to run lap after lap and plus i'm a goalkeeper different type of fitness required. :lol:
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Rob Templeton....He is like a train, slow off the mark then look out cause once hes going he is hard to stop!!!! And Ive seen Milk turn quicker than him!!! Ha Ha
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Kitchimo wrote:Bacon8 ! :lol:
When you look as good as me, you don't need to run ;)
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East 17 wrote:
ROBBO wrote:haha..

Sean O'Hara.. by about 40 metres I believe :lol:
:lol: Will the two of you be competing in the annual 100m dash again this year ROBBO?
:lol: haha, nah every 4 years mate, its like the fatso olympics
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ROBBO wrote:
East 17 wrote:
ROBBO wrote:haha..

Sean O'Hara.. by about 40 metres I believe :lol:
:lol: Will the two of you be competing in the annual 100m dash again this year ROBBO?
:lol: haha, nah every 4 years mate, its like the fatso olympics
It wil take Sean 4 years to recover from his fake hamstring injury which he sustained once Robbo got ahead by a Belly
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Old Redback for me
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:lol:
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Trimboli. The slowest????
You obviously haven't seen him fly thru the air. Gracefull and swift. As pretty as a swan in full flight. :mrgreen:
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KEFTEDA wrote:Speed does not equal skill. 8)
You got no skill either :lol:
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Rob Templeton....He is like a train, slow off the mark then look out cause once hes going he is hard to stop!!!! And Ive seen Milk turn quicker than him!!! Ha Ha

Gee thanks Coach.......I'll take that as a compliment...

ps - you gotta a load of work to do to get me to this level!!
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Pilots wrote:Rob Templeton....He is like a train, slow off the mark then look out cause once hes going he is hard to stop!!!! And Ive seen Milk turn quicker than him!!! Ha Ha

Gee thanks Coach.......I'll take that as a compliment...

ps - you gotta a load of work to do to get me to this level!!
:lol:
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I saw Old redback run for a pass but "Mainy Is Fat" wouldn't even do that.......!
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ROBBO wrote:
East 17 wrote:
ROBBO wrote:haha..

Sean O'Hara.. by about 40 metres I believe :lol:
:lol: Will the two of you be competing in the annual 100m dash again this year ROBBO?
:lol: haha, nah every 4 years mate, its like the fatso olympics
If we did that race again it would be our biggest fundraiser for the year :lol:
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