Slowest Player at Your Club

[De Voyeur]

I don't know if it is due to some Christmas kilos or because of spending a couple of years with the toffs at the Saints but last night a good mate of mine was putting his hand up to be a candidate.

He was slower than a wet week and even made Tickets4Cheese look quick. That is no mean feat, let me assure you.

[Kitchimo]

Bacon8 !

[Pi55 Take]

I don't know if it is due to some Christmas kilos or because of spending a couple of years with the toffs at the Saints but last night a good mate of mine was putting his hand up to be a candidate.

He was slower than a wet week and even made Tickets4Cheese look quick. That is no mean feat, let me assure you.

At least he had shorts on

[To Mati]

Speed does not equal skill.

[Bomber]

Bacon8 !

He was a bit slow at getting to lunch on time last week. But once he was there...............

[Steve#4]

Speed does not equal skill.

Good call, can I use that

Plus it is hard to run fast and not spill a drop

[Mr X]

How is the Monkey Boy?

[De Voyeur]

I don't know if it is due to some Christmas kilos or because of spending a couple of years with the toffs at the Saints but last night a good mate of mine was putting his hand up to be a candidate.

He was slower than a wet week and even made Tickets4Cheese look quick. That is no mean feat, let me assure you.

At least he had shorts on

Are you trying to suggest someone was training without shorts???

[swannsong]

If we are talking ground speed, as opposed to mentally slow....

Me !

[Robbo]

haha..

Sean O'Hara.. by about 40 metres I believe

[Knight7]

Speed does not equal skill.

Fat people always use that one

[Bomber]

Most of ours appear slow until someone shouts out "only one cold beer left" and then you've never seen them move so fast!

[De Voyeur]

haha..

Sean O'Hara.. by about 40 metres I believe

Will the two of you be competing in the annual 100m dash again this year ROBBO?

[he wont get that]

That would be me lol.

I think if your over 35 you don't have to run lap after lap and plus i'm a goalkeeper different type of fitness required.

[Left Right Out]

Rob Templeton....He is like a train, slow off the mark then look out cause once hes going he is hard to stop!!!! And Ive seen Milk turn quicker than him!!! Ha Ha

[Delete Your Account]

Bacon8 !

When you look as good as me, you don't need to run ;)

[Robbo]

haha..

Sean O'Hara.. by about 40 metres I believe

Will the two of you be competing in the annual 100m dash again this year ROBBO?

haha, nah every 4 years mate, its like the fatso olympics

[Mr X]

haha..

Sean O'Hara.. by about 40 metres I believe

Will the two of you be competing in the annual 100m dash again this year ROBBO?

haha, nah every 4 years mate, its like the fatso olympics

It wil take Sean 4 years to recover from his fake hamstring injury which he sustained once Robbo got ahead by a Belly

[Stonthialo]

Bob Marley after a couple of beers

[villaman]

Old Redback for me
Slowest runner
Fastest Drinker
Quickest Wit

[Trimboli]

[htfac]

Trimboli. The slowest????
You obviously haven't seen him fly thru the air. Gracefull and swift. As pretty as a swan in full flight.

[Paleon Patros Germanos]

Speed does not equal skill.

You got no skill either

[The Last Laugh]

[Pilots]

Rob Templeton....He is like a train, slow off the mark then look out cause once hes going he is hard to stop!!!! And Ive seen Milk turn quicker than him!!! Ha Ha

Gee thanks Coach.......I'll take that as a compliment...

ps - you gotta a load of work to do to get me to this level!!

[De Voyeur]

Rob Templeton....He is like a train, slow off the mark then look out cause once hes going he is hard to stop!!!! And Ive seen Milk turn quicker than him!!! Ha Ha

Gee thanks Coach.......I'll take that as a compliment...

ps - you gotta a load of work to do to get me to this level!!

[Trimboli]

I saw Old redback run for a pass but "Mainy Is Fat" wouldn't even do that.......!

[Jay Walking]

haha..

Sean O'Hara.. by about 40 metres I believe

Will the two of you be competing in the annual 100m dash again this year ROBBO?

haha, nah every 4 years mate, its like the fatso olympics

If we did that race again it would be our biggest fundraiser for the year