Game needs to change

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SAASL format should change.

I proprose to have

3 x 30mins

4 points for a win
2 points for a draw
1 Point for a loss (only if losing team scores more than 2 goals)

if this is implemented then we might see some real entertaining soccer on the park
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Its not footy mate and if you dont understand how football can be entertaining the way it is, then maybe you should change codes.
Do you acutally play in the amateur league? I find it quiet entertaining being a part of it.
Your not going to change the wheel buddy and to me all your trying to do is get a rise out of people. I suppose you've come to the right place considering your last topic......
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good idea i reckon....i also reckon that sides should have an attacking side and a defensive side, like american football, once over the halfway line, the game stops for teams to change sides, then play on. i also reckon bringing "polo" into the game of soccer. Everyone can play on horses but instead of using a hockey ball, like polo, use a soccer ball.
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Could also introduce a half goal if you hit the post, 50m penalty for bad tackles, nobody allowed in the penalty area like in 7 aside, throw ins to be replaced with line outs, pass back to the keeper allowed via any body part, 2 goals given for overhead bicycle kicks that score...
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Some people have no sense of humour... :roll:
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could call it the Mickey Mouse league...also

* 10 a- side
* bigger goals
* offside only beyond 18-yard box
* interchange - but only 2 subs plus a goalie
* sghort corner from 18-yrd box if deliberate...
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Micky Mouse wrote:SAASL format should change.

I proprose to have

3 x 30mins

4 points for a win
2 points for a draw
1 Point for a loss (only if losing team scores more than 2 goals)

if this is implemented then we might see some real entertaining soccer on the park
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I say get rid of the linesmen and introducing 3 field referees. After all they can't keep up with the play anyway the fat slobs
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give us a rule where you can only move forward instead of this holding possesion crap and passing back alot. Boring fuuuckers
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Micky Mouse wrote:give us a rule where you can only move forward instead of this holding possesion crap and passing back alot. Boring fuuuckers
Sounds like another one of those "footy minda" types. Can't spell, can't be positive, and can't get enough of our attention. Give in to the world game son, there's gotta be a reason AFL isn't played internationally! Or is it that AFL is becoming more like football. The game revolves around retaining possession (even going backwards more than ever before) and switching play to initiate attacks!
Perhaps MM it's time you delved into your childhood and swept out the cobs, you negative Nancy you! :wink:
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The Realist wrote:Some people have no sense of humour... :roll:
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3 teams at one time playing on a triangular pitch with 3 goals, no offsides.................... :wink:
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Bomber wrote:3 teams at one time playing on a triangular pitch with 3 goals, no offsides.................... :wink:
I vote circular. :D
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MM is showing as much knowledge of the game as TGJ!
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Bomber wrote:3 teams at one time playing on a triangular pitch with 3 goals, no offsides.................... :wink:
Just as well, running the line where the opposite line isn't parallel would make judging offside quite tricky :D
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Monty's Python wrote:
Bomber wrote:3 teams at one time playing on a triangular pitch with 3 goals, no offsides.................... :wink:
Just as well, running the line where the opposite line isn't parallel would make judging offside quite tricky :D
.......plus would you have throw-ins or corners/goal kicks?? :wink:
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A corner kick with two goals to aim at.
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Monty's Python wrote:A corner kick with two goals to aim at.
I always knew you could be in two places at once.
Time for some righteous indignation
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Aye ! :wink:
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There is only one rule I would change, and thats putting on substitutes in the last 10 minutes of a game to waste time. If you loose men in the last 10 minutes then tuff, hang on for dear life......

I hate all the slow shiraz, I would also make it that when the Keeper has it at his feet he has 6 seconds to get rid of it much like in his hands...and yes thats two rules i'd change!

time wasting is the only thing that needs eradication together with people hugging people in the box during corners - whats that shite about...

If someone did that to me in the box i'd clock em

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the game should be divided into 5ths, then you could say, "XXX scored deep into the third fifth". that would be neat.
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Should be a 3 goal line, bit like basketballs 3 point line, reward the long bombs I say! :idea:
Instead of a kick off, have a ball up where 2 players go up for a header to win possession :idea:
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Randoman wrote:the game should be divided into 5ths, then you could say, "XXX scored deep into the third fifth". that would be neat.
Half time is going to be a challenge :lol:
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Randoman wrote:the game should be divided into 5ths, then you could say, "XXX scored deep into the third fifth". that would be neat.

"XXX scored deep into the third fifth... with a pk into the upper right ninety. Gooooooooooooooooooooooooal."

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