Our inner football child - Life's Tough Questions

[KING HENRY V]

I have been on this forum for sometime (well, not according to my joining date) and I have come to the realisation that many of the people who post on this website are adult males. The thing that strikes me as somewhat unusual is the fact that many of you still jack it over certain footballers almost as though you were a young 9 year old lad. (Im not implying you literally masturbate over them)

When I was ten years old I was lucky enough to see some of my favourite footballers participate in some great matches and even got to meet a few, and that was an amazing experience for me and the highlight of my trip, but the key to that experience was that I was actually ten years old.

Don’t get me wrong I would still love to go see matches, but im not going to start jacking it cause rooney just featured in a nike advert for example.
Is it because football has lost importance in my life? Am I not a real fan? Should I be jacking it ?

Answer truthfully Are you an adult that jacks it over 19 year old football players? If you are I am not mocking you in anyway, up until i was about 16 I had posters of sexy sweaty men all over my room (if you dont think Costacurta or Maldini are sexy then fuck you), now all that features in relation to football is one flag.

This is a serious topic of discussion by the way, make of it what you like.... Is your inner football child still in tact ?

"ohhh slap my tummy" Thats what i say

[Inter_boy;)]

Is it wierd for me to say i kinda get this?

I would still jack it as KH puts it over Javier Zanetti or even someone like Zamorano but not over some of the younger players like balotelli & perhaps that is because zanetti & co. were apart of my growing up? is that the inner child your speaking about?

[sparrow]

Is it wierd for me to say i kinda get this?

I would still jack it as KH puts it over Javier Zanetti or even someone like Zamorano but not over some of the younger players like balotelli & perhaps that is because zanetti & co. were apart of my growing up? is that the inner child your speaking about?

Horses hoof

[BTAC]

I'm 18 and proud to say I jack it every time I see Agger walking onto the pitch

[swannsong]

Some can't keep their hands off it !

[KING HENRY V]

Horses hoof

[E. Grant & Co]

To be honest [hahaha thats a laugh I hear you all say] can't say I've ever been that turned on by footballers, even the women variety don't do it for me [maybe because to them I'm the wrong gender too].

But I can say that as a younger lad I saw Man U play South Australia at Kensington [yes they kicked our arses 5-1] and that still sticks in my mind as one of those child hood memories. Seeing Sir Bobby and George Best plus a lot of others who were at the top of the tree then [but damn if I can remember their names] But I can't say I went home and dreamted about them but ask me about my next door neighbour ......... she as a 19yo was in my dreams and she didn't even play sport..........

[KING HENRY V]

Is it wierd for me to say i kinda get this?

yes