De Laurentiis: Dirty English

[Piola]

Why should Napoli stars Ezequiel Lavezzi, Marek Hamsik, Walter Gargano and Fabiano Santacroce reject moves to England? According to De Laurentiis, it is because the women in England don't wash themselves in places they really should do!

Napoli have been one of the revelations of the Serie A season and, with just one round to go until the winter break, they currently find themselves in joint-third position, nine points behind leaders Inter, and just three adrift of second-placed Juventus.

The Partenopei have an exciting young team, with Ezequiel Lavezzi (23), Marek Hamsik (21), Walter Gargano (24) and Fabiano Santacroce (22) all tipped to achieve great things in the game.

The quartet have all been reportedly lined up by some giants of the English Premier League, with Chelsea said to be desperate to land both Lavezzi and Hamsik, having had a big-money bid for the latter rejected towards the end of last season.

Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis, having grown frustrated by the constant transfer speculation, has now issued a sensational declaration as to why the four youngsters should reject moves to England.

"We made these players — two years ago nobody knew who they were," roared the movie mogul.

"If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."

De Laurentiis' comments will not go down too well in England, and it is unlikely Keira Knightley or Dame Helen Mirren will be auditioning to star in his next movie.

Bravo Aurelio.

[getborn]

bravo presidente.

[ronaldo07]

why they need to care whether the women in english wash their genital or not ..
they only inyterested in men

[povman_2009]

Over to you Hawksey...

[Piola]

If Hawkesy decides to argue with De Laurentiis it'll simply be a case of political correctness gone too far. Aurelio should be able to say what he likes.

[Hawkesy]

If Hawkesy decides to argue with De Laurentiis it'll simply be a case of political correctness gone too far. Aurelio should be able to say what he likes.

it's a clear case of racism, something I abhor. UEFA should throw the book at the dirty, stinking cowardly wog.

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[ronaldo07]

lol @ wog

[EDISON CAVANI]

i doubt veyr much that DeLaurentiis would have said this...

Zamparini on the other hand...

[diegom]

Why should Napoli stars Ezequiel Lavezzi, Marek Hamsik, Walter Gargano and Fabiano Santacroce reject moves to England? According to De Laurentiis, it is because the women in England don't wash themselves in places they really should do!

Napoli have been one of the revelations of the Serie A season and, with just one round to go until the winter break, they currently find themselves in joint-third position, nine points behind leaders Inter, and just three adrift of second-placed Juventus.

The Partenopei have an exciting young team, with Ezequiel Lavezzi (23), Marek Hamsik (21), Walter Gargano (24) and Fabiano Santacroce (22) all tipped to achieve great things in the game.

The quartet have all been reportedly lined up by some giants of the English Premier League, with Chelsea said to be desperate to land both Lavezzi and Hamsik, having had a big-money bid for the latter rejected towards the end of last season.

Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis, having grown frustrated by the constant transfer speculation, has now issued a sensational declaration as to why the four youngsters should reject moves to England.

"We made these players — two years ago nobody knew who they were," roared the movie mogul.

"If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."

De Laurentiis' comments will not go down too well in England, and it is unlikely Keira Knightley or Dame Helen Mirren will be auditioning to star in his next movie.

Bravo Aurelio.

BRAVO PRESIDENTE

Nothing worse than a dirty slapper!

[Bomber]

If they dont wash where they are supposed to, simply DONT GO THERE!

[BAGGIO 15]

Why should Napoli stars Ezequiel Lavezzi, Marek Hamsik, Walter Gargano and Fabiano Santacroce reject moves to England? According to De Laurentiis, it is because the women in England don't wash themselves in places they really should do!

Napoli have been one of the revelations of the Serie A season and, with just one round to go until the winter break, they currently find themselves in joint-third position, nine points behind leaders Inter, and just three adrift of second-placed Juventus.

The Partenopei have an exciting young team, with Ezequiel Lavezzi (23), Marek Hamsik (21), Walter Gargano (24) and Fabiano Santacroce (22) all tipped to achieve great things in the game.

The quartet have all been reportedly lined up by some giants of the English Premier League, with Chelsea said to be desperate to land both Lavezzi and Hamsik, having had a big-money bid for the latter rejected towards the end of last season.

Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis, having grown frustrated by the constant transfer speculation, has now issued a sensational declaration as to why the four youngsters should reject moves to England.

"We made these players — two years ago nobody knew who they were," roared the movie mogul.

"If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."

De Laurentiis' comments will not go down too well in England, and it is unlikely Keira Knightley or Dame Helen Mirren will be auditioning to star in his next movie.

Bravo Aurelio.

that is funny and typical of the Nap president.

[Old Master]

Silly, silly man.

Doesn't he understand that English men spread this rumour to keep the dirty Italian gits away from their women.

The ancient Roman nobility and merchants considered British women to be the most desirable in the Empire so De L is obviously descended from dirty peasant stock.

[pires7]

Did he forget



hope they keep their side together anyway, screw other sides poaching Lavezzi!

[Aldo Serena]

The ancient Roman nobility and merchants considered British women to be the most desirable in the Empire so De L is obviously descended from dirty peasant stock.

A lot of things has changed since then...

[Napoli_Sempre]

Always have loved De Laurentiis

sporco inglese, non lavano niente

[ForzaChievo]

What a legend.

[Stevie G Anfield Legend]

Did he forget



hope they keep their side together anyway, screw other sides poaching Lavezzi!

obviously did

& people on here also seem to forget none of us in AUS use a bidet either

still funny though!

[Napoli]

Incorrect - I've seen a few bidet's in people's houses.

[diegom]

Incorrect - I've seen a few bidet's in people's houses.

too true, my auntie in melbourne has one and so does a few others. Melb is the place where they sell the most.

oH, and in Japan, they have them in all the hotel rooms, qualitee stuff that.
nothing beta than warm water washing ur anus, after givin birth to a 2kilo choc nuggett!

[Old Master]

You obviously need more fibre in your diet!

[SpursOnTheRise]

Incorrect - I've seen a few bidet's in people's houses.

too true, my auntie in melbourne has one and so does a few others. Melb is the place where they sell the most.

oH, and in Japan, they have them in all the hotel rooms, qualitee stuff that.
nothing beta than warm water washing ur anus, after givin birth to a 2kilo choc nuggett!

Loverly descriptive language.