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Re: Lets all laugh at Totteham

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e-football wrote:I sent an email to a Spurs fan site, and put Sours instead of Spurs...still makes me laugh (It was a genuine mistake)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: see we all make mistakes :P
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ramosrules wrote:
totsreds08 wrote:with spurs struggling so much i think most of their players would leave. they won't qualify for europe so i wouldn't mind picking up a player or 2. by january i reckon dos santos, modric, bentley, corluka, bale and pavluachenko (mind my spelling) will possibly leave for a club like that are top 6. i wouldn't mind picking up dos santos or corluka or bale.
Yeah like totally ah my god you are such a like either a 8 year old girl or very a raging hommo, which one is it?
TDGv2 I agree with you, its like getting paid out by my 9 year old cousin.
The jokes are good though, keep them coming, except for the magic marker, that was pathetic.

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it was a typo :? and i'm not an 8 year old girl or a raging homo :lol:
just worry about the spuds and them trying to win a game
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asadandsorryspud wrote:Whoever started this thread is a complete wanker, you bottle of shiraz muppets!
umm you only have to go to the opening post my friend... and guess who that person is?!?!?

I bet Spuds are happy for international week... take the focus off them for a little bit, that is until of course the season resumes this week and Spuds get pants pulled down... AGAIN

sorry but Spuds is an excellent term for Tottenham, cos you play like a bunch of Spuds... as well as being white like Spuds... damn I'm on a roll
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spuds- look good at first and seme hard, but once theyre gettin cooked they turn soft :wink:
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asadandsorryspud wrote:Whoever started this thread is a complete wanker, you bottle of shiraz muppets!
how is he a muppet and wanker if what he is saying is completely correct???

i think your a wanker and a muppet for not being one of the first to realise, that your shit excuse for a club has PROBLEMS and many big ones i might add
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delfino_1936 wrote:
asadandsorryspud wrote:Whoever started this thread is a complete wanker, you bottle of shiraz muppets!
how is he a muppet and wanker if what he is saying is completely correct???

i think your a wanker and a muppet for not being one of the first to realise, that your cabernet excuse for a club has PROBLEMS and many big ones i might add

Problems?
At least its not an Aussie pretending to be an Italian supporting an English club that has no English players. Feel free to correct me if im wrong.
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ramosrules wrote:
delfino_1936 wrote:
asadandsorryspud wrote:Whoever started this thread is a complete wanker, you bottle of shiraz muppets!

how is he a muppet and wanker if what he is saying is completely correct???

i think your a wanker and a muppet for not being one of the first to realise, that your cabernet excuse for a club has PROBLEMS and many big ones i might add

Problems?
At least its not an Aussie pretending to be an Italian supporting an English club that has no English players. Feel free to correct me if im wrong.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: So very true, go to a thread where they discuss the Italian League you twat!
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I'm a South Londoner supporting a South London team - can i continue posting?
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Hawkesy wrote:I'm a South Londoner supporting a South London team - can i continue posting?
no!
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pires7 wrote:
Hawkesy wrote:I'm a South Londoner supporting a South London team - can i continue posting?
no!
OK! I'll stop now then.
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ramosrules wrote:
delfino_1936 wrote:
asadandsorryspud wrote:Whoever started this thread is a complete wanker, you bottle of shiraz muppets!
how is he a muppet and wanker if what he is saying is completely correct???

i think your a wanker and a muppet for not being one of the first to realise, that your cabernet excuse for a club has PROBLEMS and many big ones i might add

Problems?
At least its not an Aussie pretending to be an Italian supporting an English club that has no English players. Feel free to correct me if im wrong.
See, we are talking about clubs and you try to bring in personal decisions involved. i can follow whoever i like.
i really highly doubt you're from north london, so stfu
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totsreds08 wrote:with spurs struggling so much i think most of their players would leave. they won't qualify for europe so i wouldn't mind picking up a player or 2. by january i reckon dos santos, modric, bentley, corluka, bale and pavluachenko (mind my spelling) will possibly leave for a club like that are top 6. i wouldn't mind picking up dos santos or corluka or bale.

if any players u mention leave the club by jan, i'll cut my left nut !!
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ronaldo07 wrote:
totsreds08 wrote:with spurs struggling so much i think most of their players would leave. they won't qualify for europe so i wouldn't mind picking up a player or 2. by january i reckon dos santos, modric, bentley, corluka, bale and pavluachenko (mind my spelling) will possibly leave for a club like that are top 6. i wouldn't mind picking up dos santos or corluka or bale.

if any players u mention leave the club by jan, i'll cut my left nut !!
i will not forget this. players like bentley or dos santos who want to play in europe will leave imo
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u can keep this thread in ur favourite pages , i already kept it in mine ..
we'll see who's right and who's wrong in 3 month times
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ronaldo07 wrote:u can keep this thread in ur favourite pages , i already kept it in mine ..
we'll see who's right and who's wrong in 3 month times
i hope they are struggling in 3 months time, so we can see who's right :lol:
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totsreds08 wrote:
ronaldo07 wrote:
totsreds08 wrote:with spurs struggling so much i think most of their players would leave. they won't qualify for europe so i wouldn't mind picking up a player or 2. by january i reckon dos santos, modric, bentley, corluka, bale and pavluachenko (mind my spelling) will possibly leave for a club like that are top 6. i wouldn't mind picking up dos santos or corluka or bale.

if any players u mention leave the club by jan, i'll cut my left nut !!
i will not forget this. players like bentley or dos santos who want to play in europe will leave imo
That's nice. Pity all the players you mentioned except Bale only joined a few months ago, therefore can't leave until the end of the season.
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TDGv2 wrote:That's nice. Pity all the players you mentioned except Bale only joined a few months ago, therefore can't leave until the end of the season.
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TDGv2 wrote:That's nice. Pity all the players you mentioned except Bale only joined a few months ago, therefore can't leave until the end of the season.
of course they can. David Livermore went from Millwall to Leeds, and then Leeds sold him to Hull 4 days later. Obviously, they realised why we were so quick to offloacd him.

Oh shit, I'm not allowed on this thread anymore :lol:
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Hawkesy wrote:
TDGv2 wrote:That's nice. Pity all the players you mentioned except Bale only joined a few months ago, therefore can't leave until the end of the season.
of course they can. David Livermore went from Millwall to Leeds, and then Leeds sold him to Hull 4 days later. Obviously, they realised why we were so quick to offloacd him.

Oh cabernet, I'm not allowed on this thread anymore :lol:
just remember the new rules about playing for no more than 2 teams in a season from Septic Bladder
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pires7 wrote:
Hawkesy wrote:
TDGv2 wrote:That's nice. Pity all the players you mentioned except Bale only joined a few months ago, therefore can't leave until the end of the season.
of course they can. David Livermore went from Millwall to Leeds, and then Leeds sold him to Hull 4 days later. Obviously, they realised why we were so quick to offloacd him.

Oh cabernet, I'm not allowed on this thread anymore :lol:
just remember the new rules about playing for no more than 2 teams in a season from Septic Bladder
They've only played for one , so far haven't they.
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Hawkesy wrote:
They've only played for one , so far haven't they.
"Players may be registered for a maximum of three clubs during the period from 1 July until 30 June of the following year. During this period, the player is only eligible to play in Official Matches for two clubs."

Corluka and Pav have played for two. Bentley, GDS and Modric I guess would be able to leave.
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TDGv2 wrote:
Hawkesy wrote:
They've only played for one , so far haven't they.
"Players may be registered for a maximum of three clubs during the period from 1 July until 30 June of the following year. During this period, the player is only eligible to play in Official Matches for two clubs."

Corluka and Pav have played for two. Bentley, GDS and Modric I guess would be able to leave.
so there is a chance that ronaldo07 can cut off his left nut? :lol:
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BBC Football Chants of the Week wrote: "Are we Tottenham in disguise?"
Wycombe fans during the 7-0 defeat to Shrewsbury. (Tom Parsons, UK)
BBC Quotes of the week also has a special section at the bottom know called "Spurs Joke of the week"... although the joke in there now has already been mentioned in this thread.
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LFTWNG11 wrote:
BBC Football Chants of the Week wrote: "Are we Tottenham in disguise?"
Wycombe fans during the 7-0 defeat to Shrewsbury. (Tom Parsons, UK)
BBC Quotes of the week also has a special section at the bottom know called "Spurs Joke of the week"... although the joke in there now has already been mentioned in this thread.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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delfino_1936 wrote:
LFTWNG11 wrote:
BBC Football Chants of the Week wrote: "Are we Tottenham in disguise?"
Wycombe fans during the 7-0 defeat to Shrewsbury. (Tom Parsons, UK)
BBC Quotes of the week also has a special section at the bottom know called "Spurs Joke of the week"... although the joke in there now has already been mentioned in this thread.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bump!

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trips to st james park, white hart lane and upton park next season for Millwall :D :D
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Hawkesy wrote:trips to st james park, white hart lane and upton park next season for Millwall :D :D
At least two of those trips wont be too far to travel either! :lol:
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Bomber wrote:
Hawkesy wrote:trips to st james park, white hart lane and upton park next season for Millwall :D :D
At least two of those trips wont be too far to travel either! :lol:
You could get one of those, if Exeter get promoted :wink:
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