Return of the King

[oncewewereworiers]

longbomb turned up at training last night, but didnt don his kit. he was heard telling the coach that he didnt need to train with the team, because we werent up to his skill standard. he then told the coach that he would be playing on sunday then disappeared into the darkness. One of the c team players was then heard to say, who was that guy. to which the reply was, that is the longbomb

[Ronnie#10]

Jesus all you boys really rave about this longbomb guy don't you!

[oncewewereworiers]

we are in awe of longbomb. he is a legend

[Ronnie#10]

What number is he? I might be coming down to watch the finals so I'd like to see what all the hype is about!

[New_Beach_Driller]

He doesn't wear a number....He doesn't like his genius to be confined ..positions , numbers, formations,etc have no meaning to him!! It is all about the natural flow, man and ball as one as constant motion.....For he is Longbomb !!

[I Am Number Two]

I hear Ingle Farm are planning to break his legs in the first 2 minutes.

[grouse n' ice]

Can't, his bones are made of a special rubber compound. That's how he can do all his tricks.

[oncewewereworiers]

on sunday, history will be made. all hail the longbomb

[crosso]

Once last year at training i witnessed first hand the skill of longbomb with his free kicks. I broke 2 vertabrae in my neck watching the loop and curl he can produce with speed.

Also heard a rumor that longbom has been approached by fulham to play for them next year, apparently offering an extra mars bar before and after each run? can this be confirmed????

[New_Beach_Driller]

I heard...Longbomb is going to leave a Shrine to himself in the Ingle Farm dressing room so when he destroys them single-handedly on Sunday.. they can pray to his greatness

[Jay Walking]

I hear Ingle Farm are planning to break his legs in the first 2 minutes.

My studs have been sharpened

[Jay Walking]

longbomb turned up at training last night, but didnt don his kit. he was heard telling the coach that he didnt need to train with the team, because we werent up to his skill standard. he then told the coach that he would be playing on sunday then disappeared into the darkness. One of the c team players was then heard to say, who was that guy. to which the reply was, that is the longbomb

I can't believe your c team is still training. They into Preseason already??

[Jay Walking]

I heard...Longbomb is going to leave a Shrine to himself in the Ingle Farm dressing room so when he destroys them single-handedly on Sunday.. they can pray to his greatness

You will probably be able to smell someones pre game Shrine from the other change rooms. How many times do you need to shrine and fart before a game?? Its most of our teams pre game routine.