Agbonlahor Gets Three Girls Pregnant At Once

[El Pibe D'Oro]

Recent father Gabriel Agbonlahor enjoyed playing the field, if reports in the British press are to be believed.

On the opening day of the season Gabriel Agbonlahor scored a hat-trick within seven minutes of pitch-time, but it appears the promising striker has got good game in other aspects of his life, as he bedded three sexy ladies all at the same time, according to the News Of The World.

After the deed(s) girl after girl after girl informed the potent Villan that each and every one of them had fallen pregnant as a result of the respective nights spent with the charming England hopeful.

High-school sweetheart Sophie Smith; air stewardess and glamour model Tia Hithersay; and socialite Elizabeth Wheeler were all wooed by Gabby. The latter decided to keep the baby and she delivered in June, but Sophie and Tia had theirs aborted.

England head coach Fabio Capello has ordered his player pool to stay out of the front-page headlines. Current regulars Rio Ferdinand, John Terry, Ashley Cole, and Wayne Rooney, have all made the news for the wrong reasons in the past but have played their way into Capello's plans by maintaining acceptable form both on and off the pitch.

[delfino_1936]

fucken hell, Gabby, what a gun

makes me think how many birds he must've picked up here in 2005

[getborn]

better hatrick than theo

[# 9]

better hatrick than theo

[ronaldo07]

who cares ..
as long as he play good on the pitch ..
he can shag as many girls as he like !!

[Missing Post Count]

What a prick !

[Muslimovic]

he ruined his career 3 times all at once!

[ronnie.Milan]

What a star

[Piola]

the English NT may reap the rewards in a couple of decades

[Missing Post Count]

the English NT may reap the rewards in a couple of decades

[Judge Judy]

makes me think how many birds he must've picked up here in 2005

probably less than 3

[manU4life]

he shoulda had a quick wank and went to sleep

[ronaldo07]

What a prick !

if every man only allow to shag one girl in their lifetime, i believe some of the girls in this world will never ever enjoy the sex life considering more men than women in this world ..

so i hav nothing against this issue !!

[LFTWNG11]

my new hero

[Missing Post Count]

What a prick !

if every man only allow to shag one girl in their lifetime, i believe some of the girls in this world will never ever enjoy the sex life considering more men than women in this world ..

so i hav nothing against this issue !!

Obviously unaware of a pun.