Vista BBQ this Sunday?

Olympic (Vista) Bhoy · Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:44 pm

Mt. Olympus
Year introduced 2005
Weight 50.0 pounds
Beef 25.0 pounds
Cheese 50 slices
Lettuce 2.0 head
Onions 3.0 large
Peppers 0
Tomatoes 5.0 whole
Mayo, relish, ketchup, mustard, pickles 4 cups each ketchup + pickles
Estimated Calories 81,000
Days of sustenance on 2000-Calorie diet 40.5
Price (USD) $99.00
Price per Calorie $0.00
Calories per dollar 818.181818
Preparation time 60 minutes
Appointment necessary? "No, but one is helpful"
Time limit for prize, 1 person "impossible"
Prize for 1 person "impossible"
Prize for a 5-person team within 3 hours $500 cash, burger is free, trophy, t-shirts, names of team engraved into wall
Challenge ever conquered? No
WORLD'S BIGGEST BURGER? YES

Jaysus!

club man · Post by **club man** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:27 pm

Have one ready for me with some low cal BLONDE BEER this sunday, hope the only BBQ is in the club rooms not on the PARK.

Olympic (Vista) Bhoy · Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:53 pm

Blondes at Vista? Shirley Shum Mishtake

harryhandsome1 · Post by **harryhandsome1** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:21 pm

Think the chick is far too good looking for any of you ugly mugs

Happy Kopite · Post by **Happy Kopite** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:17 pm

That's a nice set of baps.

Olympic (Vista) Bhoy · Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:47 am

I "relished" that comment.

I'll get ma coat

sweet mate productions · Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:01 am

i reckon if the chick in the photo cant get mouth round the burger then she going to have some trouble with me!

Olympic (Vista) Bhoy · Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:54 am

Are you planning on her biting yer a_rse?

sweet mate productions · Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:14 am

yeh thats the one, just between you and me, that is my fetish!!!!i won't get into my fantasy though, lets just say it goes along the lines of that movie from Peter Greenaway "The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover"

Olympic (Vista) Bhoy · Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:05 pm

That beats my muppet fetish

sweet mate productions · Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:07 pm

is it the strings that hold onto to you or the hand up the a*** that gives you the fetish

Olympic (Vista) Bhoy · Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:54 pm

Whaddya mean?..........the muppets are real............aren't they? Please tell me they're real................ohhhhhhhhhhh the humanity

sweet mate productions · Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:01 pm

sorry i thought u said puppets, yeh for sure the muppets are real, as is santa clause and that darn tooth fairy. If u see her, can u ask her to come see me, still haven't been paid for the wisdom teeth i had out!

Olympic (Vista) Bhoy · Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:21 pm

Phewwwww I thought you were going to say you hadn't been paid for the ar_se eating she did.

sweet mate productions · Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:26 pm

na got paid for that, good thing the tooth fairy doesn't have teeth, which is surprising being the tooth fairy as she collects them, but more the fun for me!