Viduka On all things Australia

[Grammar Nazi]

Sydney Kossie Lover: So Mark Viduka welcome back to Australia. Why are you back?

Viduka: I have come here for treatment on an injured eyelash. I made need surgery.

Sydney Kossie Lover: So it is serious? How did you get this?

Viduka: It happened at training. It started to rain and I looked to the heavens and opened my mouth. I wanted some water. But the rain simply stuck me in the eye. Very painful

Sydney Kossie Lover: Right. Hope you make a speedy recovery. Now lets go on the Australian National team? How did you feel at the Asian Cup?

Viduka: To tell you the truth, I was a little unhappy. The pasta they made was terrible. It was like eating water.

Sydney Kossie Lover: What about the coaching, what do you think of Graham Arnold?

Viduka: He is a clown. Having John Kosmina in there was like a breath of fresh air, if the team were coached by him we would be invicible but we were unfortunate and our tactics were worse than Adelaide Uniteds. Kossie had the chance to coach the last game of the group against Thailand and we won 4-0. He truly is a genius. If he was coach of Australia at the World Cup we would have won the tournament.

Sydney Kossie Lover: Yes, Kossie really is a wonderful coach.

Viduka: Yes he is the greatest.

Sydney Kossie Lover: Well I thank you for you giving us your time and I wish you all the best with your surgery.

Viduka: No worries and I would just like to wish all the teams that made the Semis the best of luck but we all know that Sydney are going to win. They truly are the best. I would like to wish Melbourne Victory luck going into the ACL campaign. I hope they come back with the trophy. Good luck. Who else is in there?

Sydney Kossie Lover: I am not sure. I think it was a shit team with a shit coach who didnt make it into the finals.

Viduka: "Laugh uncontrollably"

[Black Legion]

Your a tosser.....cigo

Get a life ya twat

[Fred Goldstone]

You're a comedian mate!

But don't give up your day job - as a pheasant plucker's assistant.