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Offside Rule

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The offside rule explained to women

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.


The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.


The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.


At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.


Hope this helps.
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classic

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always loved that!
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Booo-urns!
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nice work geordie
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Nice one Geordie.

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Ask George or City's linesman/referee/dad/antagonist

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Post by primal_envy »

I completely understand the offside rule now!!! Hahaha...I've always been confuzzled about that rule. Yay!! Ive never had to worry about it though.
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Super_Trooper wrote:Booo-urns!
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But what about the Arsenal off side! i'll just leave my hat on!

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Come on see who gets it lol
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adelaidepie wrote:But what about the Arsenal off side! i'll just leave my hat on!

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Come on see who gets it lol
Full Monty good movie I like that part when they are practicing & use the offside trap to get the move right.
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