A: A triangle still has 3 points
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that doesn't make any sense you plonka
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*shakes head*ronaldo07 wrote:Q: What is the difference between Liverpool and a triangle ??
A: A triangle still has 3 points
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Re: Liverpool
already been done!ronaldo07 wrote:Q: What is the difference between Liverpool and a triangle ??
A: A triangle still has 3 points
by someone dissing Man U
Dont visualize beating the keeper, Visualize destroying the keeper.
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Re: Liverpool
yeh .. and that's exactly why this topic been createdliverpool_08 wrote:already been done!ronaldo07 wrote:Q: What is the difference between Liverpool and a triangle ??
A: A triangle still has 3 points
by someone dissing Man U
Re: Liverpool
yeh .. and that's exactly why this topic been createdliverpool_08 wrote:already been done!ronaldo07 wrote:Q: What is the difference between Liverpool and a triangle ??
A: A triangle still has 3 points
by someone dissing Man U
Maybe you should have tried
The manager of Liverpool sends scouts around the world, to look for a new forward to help Liverpool win the title. One
scout reports of a young Iraqi who should turn out a true superstar.
The manager flies to Iraq, is suitably impressed, and arranges for him to come to Anfield
Two weeks later, Liverpool are 4 - 0 down at home against Chelsea, and there are only twenty minutes left. There is no choice but to throw the young Iraqi on. The lad is a sensation, scoring five goals in twenty minutes to win the game. The fans, his team mates, are chuffed to bits, and the media hailing the new supernova.
All the interviews over, he phones his mum to tell her about his great debut: "Hi mum, guess what, I played for twenty minutes, we were 4 - 0 down, but I scored 5, and we won, everybody loves me, fans, players, and the media, I am so happy".
His mum replies: "Great, now let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were raped and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, whilst you were having a great time".
The lad is very upset: "What can I say to you Mum, I am so sorry to hear that"
"Sorry!?" says his Mum, "It's your f*****g
fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!"
The manager of Liverpool sends scouts around the world, to look for a new forward to help Liverpool win the title. One
scout reports of a young Iraqi who should turn out a true superstar.
The manager flies to Iraq, is suitably impressed, and arranges for him to come to Anfield
Two weeks later, Liverpool are 4 - 0 down at home against Chelsea, and there are only twenty minutes left. There is no choice but to throw the young Iraqi on. The lad is a sensation, scoring five goals in twenty minutes to win the game. The fans, his team mates, are chuffed to bits, and the media hailing the new supernova.
All the interviews over, he phones his mum to tell her about his great debut: "Hi mum, guess what, I played for twenty minutes, we were 4 - 0 down, but I scored 5, and we won, everybody loves me, fans, players, and the media, I am so happy".
His mum replies: "Great, now let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were raped and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, whilst you were having a great time".
The lad is very upset: "What can I say to you Mum, I am so sorry to hear that"
"Sorry!?" says his Mum, "It's your f*****g
fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!"
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