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Vista_Bhoy wrote:
I'm wearing a six strap suspender belt and fishnet stockings this week. I think the hairs on my legs poking through the fish nets are a great look. Although with my lesgs I might need whale nets.
Ai ai Vista.................
I'm gettin a chubby on here and the missus thinks its for her! :lol:
The young boys said unto him....."go up baldhead, go up"......so he did, rose like a salmon and nodded the ball into the net......1 nil! :-)
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carra23 wrote:
Vista_Bhoy wrote:
I'm wearing a six strap suspender belt and fishnet stockings this week. I think the hairs on my legs poking through the fish nets are a great look. Although with my lesgs I might need whale nets.
Ai ai Vista.................
I'm gettin a chubby on here and the missus thinks its for her! :lol:
you may be required to preform carra. yuk , i didnt want to picture that :wink:
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onthepissagain wrote:
carra23 wrote:
Vista_Bhoy wrote:
I'm wearing a six strap suspender belt and fishnet stockings this week. I think the hairs on my legs poking through the fish nets are a great look. Although with my lesgs I might need whale nets.
Ai ai Vista.................
I'm gettin a chubby on here and the missus thinks its for her! :lol:
you may be required to preform carra. yuk , i didnt want to picture that :wink:
My arse will be a blur bud :wink:
The young boys said unto him....."go up baldhead, go up"......so he did, rose like a salmon and nodded the ball into the net......1 nil! :-)
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mackem in blue wrote:spellow, sidopolous, carra, bulldog, you all wear beanies for training. im assuming its to keep your head warm? harden the f*** up. whats wrong with me wearing tights to keep me legs and bollocks warm? theyd be good for the knees sids, i may be able to get you one for your elbow if required :wink: . they really do work though lads, the skins ones or the nike pro compression ones, they do look a bit naff though but thats the price us shite players pay to help our cause......
That sentance says it all mackem.
#1.................you have no bollocks
#2.................I'd like to see you wearing them in mackemland in Oct, I hear hospital food is rather nice up there :wink:

I'd have thought you'd be more comfortable with one of these to keep your nose warm :wink:

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The young boys said unto him....."go up baldhead, go up"......so he did, rose like a salmon and nodded the ball into the net......1 nil! :-)
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onthepissagain wrote:
BULLDOG wrote:
sidopolous wrote:Tights = rose

Where are the real men?
I believe I saw Terry "Onthepissagain" Butcher on the weekend with a bandaged head after a head clash with Borat. We need more of that kind of stuff.
And get rid of those gay coloured boots you bunch of uphill gardners :D[/quote
funny that as we were fliying into adelaide airport sunday avro, i said to the captain to maintain our height before desending, next minute there was a loud thud on the underneath of the plane, see i says weast beach are at home today you've just hit onthepissagain. :lol: :lol:

bloody low flying planes. will have to start wearing a red flashing light on my head. and no, grouse n ice. that doesnt mean im open for business :lol: . by the way bulldog, heard chestnut singing
we're men ,we're men in tights
we roam all over the forest looking for fights
we're men , we're men in tights[/quote


wouldn't surprise me mate, seen him blowing robins hood to!!!!!!!
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carra23 wrote:
mackem in blue wrote:spellow, sidopolous, carra, bulldog, you all wear beanies for training. im assuming its to keep your head warm? harden the f*** up. whats wrong with me wearing tights to keep me legs and bollocks warm? theyd be good for the knees sids, i may be able to get you one for your elbow if required :wink: . they really do work though lads, the skins ones or the nike pro compression ones, they do look a bit naff though but thats the price us shite players pay to help our cause......
That sentance says it all mackem.
#1.................you have no bollocks
#2.................I'd like to see you wearing them in mackemland in Oct, I hear hospital food is rather nice up there :wink:

I'd have thought you'd be more comfortable with one of these to keep your nose warm :wink:
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ouch that's gonna hurt.


sugar cube anyone.?.
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its probably one of his secret training techniques. goes straight there after diving lessons :lol:
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BULLDOG wrote:
carra23 wrote:
mackem in blue wrote:spellow, sidopolous, carra, bulldog, you all wear beanies for training. im assuming its to keep your head warm? harden the f*** up. whats wrong with me wearing tights to keep me legs and bollocks warm? theyd be good for the knees sids, i may be able to get you one for your elbow if required :wink: . they really do work though lads, the skins ones or the nike pro compression ones, they do look a bit naff though but thats the price us shite players pay to help our cause......
That sentance says it all mackem.
#1.................you have no bollocks
#2.................I'd like to see you wearing them in mackemland in Oct, I hear hospital food is rather nice up there :wink:

I'd have thought you'd be more comfortable with one of these to keep your nose warm :wink:
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ouch that's gonna hurt.


sugar cube anyone.?.


why the long face bluey?????
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BULLDOG wrote:
BULLDOG wrote:
carra23 wrote:
mackem in blue wrote:spellow, sidopolous, carra, bulldog, you all wear beanies for training. im assuming its to keep your head warm? harden the f*** up. whats wrong with me wearing tights to keep me legs and bollocks warm? theyd be good for the knees sids, i may be able to get you one for your elbow if required :wink: . they really do work though lads, the skins ones or the nike pro compression ones, they do look a bit naff though but thats the price us shite players pay to help our cause......
That sentance says it all mackem.
#1.................you have no bollocks
#2.................I'd like to see you wearing them in mackemland in Oct, I hear hospital food is rather nice up there :wink:

I'd have thought you'd be more comfortable with one of these to keep your nose warm :wink:
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ouch that's gonna hurt.


sugar cube anyone.?.


why the long face bluey?????
be nice to mr ed. no need to bring him into it
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carra not able to train tonight i've got a ladder in my stockings.sorry boss.
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BULLDOG wrote:carra not able to train tonight i've got a ladder in my stockings.sorry boss.
some might call that the stairway to heaven. not me though
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Post by no6redboots »

i'm old and slow need all the help i can get i just wear a wetsuit and cut out the bits i don't need
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Post by izitcuzimblak? »

on the piss ive seen u in tights at a downs show!!! and a dress!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: remember how u got the nickname sultana bran???
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Deleted from another post but worthy of another showing for sure.

Look what I stumbled upon today
tights is the least of my worries now!! :wink:

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I especially like this one mate
I'll bring a bag of curlie wurlies for ya Thursday
rrrrrrrr rrrrraaarrrrrr
as show pony said :lol:

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The young boys said unto him....."go up baldhead, go up"......so he did, rose like a salmon and nodded the ball into the net......1 nil! :-)
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Post by Happy Kopite »

carra23 wrote:Deleted from another post but worthy of another showing for sure.

Look what I stumbled upon today
tights is the least of my worries now!! :wink:

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I especially like this one mate
I'll bring a bag of curlie wurlies for ya Thursday
rrrrrrrr rrrrraaarrrrrr
as show pony said :lol:

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MJ - I may be gay, but you look better post op.

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I take it that these were taken b4 you discovered Farmers Union. Before and after!!! But I see your still waxing!!
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