MEN IN TIGHTS????
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MEN IN TIGHTS????
Seems to be a rising trend these days to see fellow players.....men.....some with facial hair........some without......some sporting six a pack........others kegs........wearing tights, tights i say.
now i may be old fashioned and old school but......well.......yeeeehaaaaa.....broke back mountain.......back in my day you had to scrape the snow off the horse paddock before the game...and not a pair of tights to be seen.
i know times there are a changing.
whatever next......gloves aswell perhaps????????
now i may be old fashioned and old school but......well.......yeeeehaaaaa.....broke back mountain.......back in my day you had to scrape the snow off the horse paddock before the game...and not a pair of tights to be seen.
i know times there are a changing.
whatever next......gloves aswell perhaps????????
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and how comfortable i was wearing long sleeves and gloves, i pity the fools not wearing them on cold days. Theory: Whats the first thing you do when finishing a game, take your boots off. How hard is it on cold days to get the fingers moving the get the laces off. If i can take the attention away from my other team mates from the crowd to want to "try" and banta with me, then i'm happy. I can take, its all good. Onthepissagain, as i explained to you on the weekend, mum washing once a week, so my tights were still wet from training, i apologise!
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Chestnut, I think onthepiss was probably close to the mark though when he said you weren't working hard enough. You are not exactly known for working hard off the ball. However, with the amount of time you spend diving to the floor I thought the gloves might be to prevent your hands from getting dirty.
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Tights ?
Does anyone know the "alleged" scientific reason for wearing these things ? (Besides landing a starring role in Midsummer Nights Dream obviously !!)
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I'm wearing a six strap suspender belt and fishnet stockings this week. I think the hairs on my legs poking through the fish nets are a great look. Although with my lesgs I might need whale nets.Chestnut wrote:me, i'm a big fan of the gloves, keeps hands warm....and if you don't wash them, they stink and opposing team hate you man marking them!!!!
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Suspenders and a bra.
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Stop it vista bhoy! Your giving me a semi.Vista_Bhoy Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:35 pm Post subject:
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Chestnut wrote:
me, i'm a big fan of the gloves, keeps hands warm....and if you don't wash them, they stink and opposing team hate you man marking them!!!!
I'm wearing a six strap suspender belt and fishnet stockings this week. I think the hairs on my legs poking through the fish nets are a great look. Although with my lesgs I might need whale nets.
Seriously though, I think you'll prefer the all-in-one fishnet body stocking. I find that you don't get the belts digging into you during slide tackles.
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now i must be honest..
i've just joined an ameteur dramatic society
i'm the lead role in "robin hood men in tights"and i'm struggling for men....but seems there's heaps out there, if one wants a part pm me anytime.........i also like long walks along the beach and romantic evening in watching old time musicals......YOU MOB OF BATTY BOYS.
i've just joined an ameteur dramatic society
i'm the lead role in "robin hood men in tights"and i'm struggling for men....but seems there's heaps out there, if one wants a part pm me anytime.........i also like long walks along the beach and romantic evening in watching old time musicals......YOU MOB OF BATTY BOYS.
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[quote="sidopolous"]Tights = rose
Where are the real men?
I believe I saw Terry "Onthepissagain" Butcher on the weekend with a bandaged head after a head clash with Borat. We need more of that kind of stuff.
And get rid of those gay coloured boots you bunch of uphill gardners [/quote
funny that as we were fliying into adelaide airport sunday avro, i said to the captain to maintain our height before desending, next minute there was a loud thud on the underneath of the plane, see i says weast beach are at home today you've just hit onthepissagain.
Where are the real men?
I believe I saw Terry "Onthepissagain" Butcher on the weekend with a bandaged head after a head clash with Borat. We need more of that kind of stuff.
And get rid of those gay coloured boots you bunch of uphill gardners [/quote
funny that as we were fliying into adelaide airport sunday avro, i said to the captain to maintain our height before desending, next minute there was a loud thud on the underneath of the plane, see i says weast beach are at home today you've just hit onthepissagain.
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Was that her name mate?Spellow House wrote:Your ALL a bunch of jessies!!!!!!!
Jessie is a friend, yeah
I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade
there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her
But the point is probably mute
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman
Where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be
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BULLDOG wrote:sidopolous wrote:Tights = rose
Where are the real men?
I believe I saw Terry "Onthepissagain" Butcher on the weekend with a bandaged head after a head clash with Borat. We need more of that kind of stuff.
And get rid of those gay coloured boots you bunch of uphill gardners [/quote
funny that as we were fliying into adelaide airport sunday avro, i said to the captain to maintain our height before desending, next minute there was a loud thud on the underneath of the plane, see i says weast beach are at home today you've just hit onthepissagain.
bloody low flying planes. will have to start wearing a red flashing light on my head. and no, grouse n ice. that doesnt mean im open for business . by the way bulldog, heard chestnut singing
we're men ,we're men in tights
we roam all over the forest looking for fights
we're men , we're men in tights
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Oh I dunno Ronnie......... a nice pair of 44 denier in Champagne or Natural can be really comfortable around the nose and they do give my complexion a bit of a complimentRonnie#10 wrote:I wear the gloves sometimes at training but I would'nt ever wear them or tights to play in. I think they'd be pretty unconfortable. Dont know how people can wear them to be honest.
The young boys said unto him....."go up baldhead, go up"......so he did, rose like a salmon and nodded the ball into the net......1 nil!