Never mind the top 5. Who's the worst 5 players in your div?

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Never mind the top 5. Who's the worst 5 players in your div?

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C'mon then! :twisted:
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red rom the downs sweeper
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though he's no longer at the club,yo yan yu, or something like that, watched him put his boots on, followed by his shin pads, totally looked the part, he stud up turned on a penny and sprinted head on into the verandha post.
laugh i nearly shat meself. :lol: :lol:
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WORST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE.

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THE GUY THAT PLAYS FOR SOUTHERN KNIGHTS B'S SOMETIMES IN GOAL SOMETIMES UP FRONT - IS A HACKER AND HAS A BIG MOUTH, OVER CELEBRATES ANY RANDOM GOALS HE SCORES AND HIS OWN PLAYERS CALL HIM PIG BOY!!!
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Re: WORST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE.

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fruit wrote:THE GUY THAT PLAYS FOR SOUTHERN KNIGHTS B'S SOMETIMES IN GOAL SOMETIMES UP FRONT - IS A HACKER AND HAS A BIG MOUTH, OVER CELEBRATES ANY RANDOM GOALS HE SCORES AND HIS OWN PLAYERS CALL HIM PIG BOY!!!

Agreed also the number 4 for Knights A's plays on when players are injured carrying a bit of extra weight overated and even his own players call him "lardy"
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Asteras F.C's keeper has got to be one the worst in Div 4
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The guy who plays for Vista who wears gloves and is continuously diving.....where did he learn his trade.......watched him on the weekend, some of his shots went at right angles they were that bad.
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Chestnut wrote:The guy who plays for Vista who wears gloves and is continuously diving.....where did he learn his trade.......watched him on the weekend, some of his shots went at right angles they were that bad.
those gloves are worn for a reason....it takes him ages in the showers after a game to get the grass stains off.
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never mind the meaning of life, the question is: Does he go to the toilet with his gloves still on?
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Chestnut wrote:never mind the meaning of life, the question is: Does he go to the toilet with his gloves still on?
Ewwwwwwwww and I shook hands with him! :shock:
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and i hear those gloves very rarely get washed.....sometimes it isn't the rain that makes the gloves wet!!!!
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Post by Chopper »

Sorry I posted in the wrong topic.

Surely onthepissagain is in the top 5............. worst players :!: :lol:
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Mr. ED has to be up there, heard his playing ability is debatable :wink:
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Mr. ED has to be up there, heard his playing ability is debatable

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Post by ReD_EmPiRe7 »

furburger wrote:Asteras F.C's keeper has got to be one the worst in Div 4
Yeah...i agree, god thats guys bloody hopeless...i think they should look for a keeper from the Under 10's... :wink:
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Post by Ronnie#10 »

Personally Bulldog, I rated Yo Yan Yu. How did you remember him mate?
Surely he would've come of age sooner or later?
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Chopper wrote:Sorry I posted in the wrong topic.

Surely onthepissagain is in the top 5............. worst players :!: :lol:
i will give one vote to onthepissagain. his form in front of goals this year is shocking. still better than chopper though :lol:
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mackem in blue wrote:Mr. ED has to be up there, heard his playing ability is debatable :wink:

mass debatable i heard. :lol:
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Ronnie#10 wrote:Personally Bulldog, I rated Yo Yan Yu. How did you remember him mate?
Surely he would've come of age sooner or later?
he may well of but the council requested we get rid of him due to the damage caused to the metal verandha post.
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dont no their names but vista's no 5 and 6 :P
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BULLDOG wrote:
Ronnie#10 wrote:Personally Bulldog, I rated Yo Yan Yu. How did you remember him mate?
Surely he would've come of age sooner or later?
he may well of but the council requested we get rid of him due to the damage caused to the metal verandha post.
I dont remember him damaging the verandah post? You've got one hell of a memory thats for sure. I think he could've been a star in the making
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Post by Ronnie#10 »

Ill also never forget Des from my first year in seniors.
When we beat North East Utd 7-1 in a saturday night league match at Vista he told me if I scored my hat-trick he would show me his wife??
He showed me her but im not really sure why??
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Ronnie#10 wrote:Ill also never forget Des from my first year in seniors.
When we beat North East Utd 7-1 in a saturday night league match at Vista he told me if I scored my hat-trick he would show me his wife??
He showed me her but im not really sure why??
Worth the hat-trick?
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Topgun_10 wrote:
Ronnie#10 wrote:Ill also never forget Des from my first year in seniors.
When we beat North East Utd 7-1 in a saturday night league match at Vista he told me if I scored my hat-trick he would show me his wife??
He showed me her but im not really sure why??
Worth the hat-trick?
Haha nah not really mate. I was happy with the hat-trick still though!
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mackem in blue wrote:Mr. ED has to be up there, heard his playing ability is debatable :wink:




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After watching yesterdays game Number 5 for the downs
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ReD_EmPiRe7 wrote:
furburger wrote:Asteras F.C's keeper has got to be one the worst in Div 4
Yeah...i agree, god thats guys bloody hopeless...i think they should look for a keeper from the Under 10's... :wink:
After yesterdays win over STh Knights I'd have to reconsider
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