Sunday Div 3 2016 - Results, News, Banter

[Whispers]

Tipping for the weekend!

Noarlunga Utd v Adel Croatia 2-1
Munno Para v MSSC Bl/Eagles 3-2
Unley Utd v Plympton B/Dogs 1-1
Payneham v Seaford 0-3
Athelstone v Para Hills Lions 2-2

[Hatchet Squad]

Tipping for the weekend!

Noarlunga Utd v Adel Croatia 2-1
Munno Para v MSSC Bl/Eagles 3-2
Unley Utd v Plympton B/Dogs 1-1
Payneham v Seaford 0-3
Athelstone v Para Hills Lions 2-2

Noarlunga 3-1
MP 2-0
Plympton 3-1
Seaford 2-1
Para 3-2

[sweaty bollocks]

Noarlunga Utd v Adel Croatia 1-3
Munno Para v MSSC Bl/Eagles 3-1
Unley Utd v Plympton B/Dogs 0-3
Payneham v Seaford 2-4
Athelstone v Para Hills Lions 4-0

[sweaty bollocks]

A's Noarlunga 2-3 Croatia
B's Noarlunga 1-0 Croatia

A's game was fairly even in parts but we managed to come back from 1-0 to secure a 3-2 win.

B's was a heated battle with Noarlunga scoring a late winner.

Cheers to the Noarlunga lads for the banter, entertainment on and off the field and looking after us with a few jugs of beer after the match.

[nohands]

Payneham Postel vs Seaford.
A pretty even game played in good spirits. Payneham missed quite a few sitters including a penalty. 5 mins later Seaford were granted a penalty and slotted it home to win 1-2.
I dont think both sides were as strong as they were last season but its always a good battle with Seaford and I wish them all the best for the rest of the season. Thanks for staying back after to support the bar.

[Hatchet Squad]

Payneham Postel vs Seaford.
A pretty even game played in good spirits. Payneham missed quite a few sitters including a penalty. 5 mins later Seaford were granted a penalty and slotted it home to win 1-2.
I dont think both sides were as strong as they were last season but its always a good battle with Seaford and I wish them all the best for the rest of the season. Thanks for staying back after to support the bar.

We were missing 3 key players due to injury and work commitments.

[sweaty bollocks]

A's Croatia 1 - 4 Munno Para
B's Croatia 2 - 1 Munno Para

A's mistakes at the back cost us and Munno Para put there chances away.
B's 1 goal from a corner and 1 bicycle kick.

Cheers to the Munno Para lads today, good banter from there supporters behind the goals.
Sorry we didn't have the BBQ today, our master chef was unavailable.
Thanks for agreeing to change kits I am sure the 2 cartons of beer we provided was worth it.

All the best for the rest of the season.

[Hatchet Squad]

Seaford 0 - 2 Plympton ressies
Fair result seeing as we had 15 players missing through one reason or another. They controlled the game very well but seriously you guys need to have a word with your hack of a coach. He was shit 5 years ago and hed still be a shit cunt now. If you think you're still a player then pull the boots on fuckhead. Total cunt.


First team game - they couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo in the first half and probably regretted that fact. They capitalised on a defensive error and found themselves 1-0 up. We battled away and with a couple of minutes to go grabbed a well deserved equalizer .

[nohands]

I know exactly who Hatchet is talking about. The Plympton reserves coach is an absolute knob. Cant hack people beating him fairly so he has to hack them down unfairly. Him and the A grade goaly should give it up and go play over 35s.

[ExtraTime]

Noarlunga 5 - 2 Para Hill Lions

Ressies :- 3-2

[THE ORAKLE]

gone bloody quiet on here hasn't it. seafords result last week not what we wanted plus no game this week so its rest and regroup. GO SEAFORD next week.

[nohands]

Payneham vs Noarlunga
Bs 1-2
As ref called it off due to pitch conditions

[ExtraTime]

A:- Noarlunga 4-1 Seaford
B:- Noarlunga 4-2 Seaford

[Jogonalex]

I know exactly who Hatchet is talking about. The Plympton reserves coach is an absolute knob. Cant hack people beating him fairly so he has to hack them down unfairly. Him and the A grade goaly should give it up and go play over 35s.

There's no room for hacks in the over 35's.... what makes you think they would fit in?

[Ippatsu Geinin]

A:- Noarlunga 4-1 Seaford
B:- Noarlunga 4-2 Seaford

I bet you were chuffed.

[ExtraTime]

Can say i was happy....

[nohands]

Munno Para vs Payneham.
Bs 5-2.
As 5-0.
Reserve MP team are obviously the rejects. A couple skilled players but most of them dirty. I feel sorry for the ref who copped abuse all game from his own team. One player called him a c*** and slapped the red card out of his hand. Real knob material.
First team however were a classy outfit who have a lot of talented players. I am sure they will easily win the league so i wish them all the best in div 2 next year. Thank you for your hospitality after the game too...put on a free spread and made us feel welcome.
Cheers

[Hatchet Squad]

Ressies
Seaford 1 - 1 MP
Good old fashioned hard fought game. We missed a few one on ones with keeper and MP took advantage of a lapse in concentration at the back to go into half time with a 1-0 lead. Second half was a little scrappy but we managed to get the equaliser after an inspired substitution. I was taken off (much to the delight of the MP away support, after an afternoon of non stop banter) and my replacement scored pretty much straight away. 1-1 was the result and I think we were a little unlucky to not get more out if it.

Firsst team
Seaford 0 - 3 MP

Seaford down 2-0 very early in the game and its very difficult to.come back from that. MP are a very good, well drilled unit who fully deserve their win. They added to their 2 -0 half time lead and ran out winners 3-0.

Best away crowd of the season. The banter was brilliant and thanks for the pint. Good luck for the rest of the year.

[ExtraTime]

A:- Plympton 1 Noarlunga 2
B:- Plympton 3 Noarlunga 1

Due to the poor surface at Plympton , game was transferred to Barratt Reserve, West Beach

Battle of the Bulldogs and finally we got one over Plympton.
Goalscorers for Noarlunga :- Paolo Paris & David Foy

[Hatchet Squad]

Ressies
Unley 0 - 1 Seaford
I think we dominated without taking out chances. The scoreline flattered Unley if I'm honest, considering we went down to 10 men early in the second half, they didnt offer much in the final third. Good luck for the rest of the season.

First team
Unley 3 - 4 Seaford
We began brightly but were soon behind to an early Unley penalty. We then eent down to 10 men with a very early red card after two bookings. This did not deter us one bit. We pulled a goal back within 5 minutes and then Unley scored with a great half volley to out them back in it, 2-1 unley. We then bundled a goal home off my chest to make it 2-2 and then we went ahead after some good work down the right; ball cut back and we slotted home. 3-2 at half time. Second half we began to tire a little but pushed forward and gave ourselves a 2 goal cushion. Unley pulled one back with about 10 to go bit couldnt find the equaliser. Good game considering our early red card and we wish Unley all the best for the rest of the season.

[ExtraTime]

Well it has been abit quiet on here of late

A:- Croatia 5 Noarlunga 2

Croatia wanted it more and got the result to keep them in Div 3 for another year . Good hard fought game as always and fantastic hospitality from our Croatian friends.

B:- Croatia 0 Noarlunga 1

Scrappy game is the best way to describe the match

Bit of drama before the Para Hills vs Athelstone first team match yesterday.
A West Adelaide Hellas First Team player was kitted up ready to play for Para Hills but was recognized by Athelstone players before the game.

[bomber Harris]

Well it has been abit quiet on here of late

Bit of drama before the Para Hills vs Athelstone first team match yesterday.
A West Adelaide Hellas First Team player was kitted up ready to play for Para Hills but was recognized by Athelstone players before the game.

So did he play, or is he just a FKW?

[THE ORAKLE]

well one more game and that's all folks. I reckon it would be good if we could have a WOMENS beach volleyball league around here. comments anyone.

[THE ORAKLE]

DID I KILL THIS THREAD. sorry folks didn't mean to.

[ExtraTime]

Not sure..... just dont make any death threats please ORAKLE .....

[Kyūshū Danji]

Must have brought his interpretation of the rule into it.