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the last sentence is just pure fantasy, the rest is pretty fair though.
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My word, just seen the score update. The Kiwis sure are in a hurry to get to the pub! :shock:
Finn, 2 overs, belted for 49??? :oops:
McCullum 77 off 25 balls? :lol:

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Bomber wrote:My word, just seen the score update. The Kiwis sure are in a hurry to get to the pub! :shock:
Finn, 2 overs, belted for 49??? :oops:
McCullum 77 off 25 balls? :lol:

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The last time the Poms folded this quickly they had to jump on boats in Dunkirk!
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Brendon McCullum’s 25 ball innings for 77.

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Black_Panther wrote:
Bomber wrote:My word, just seen the score update. The Kiwis sure are in a hurry to get to the pub! :shock:
Finn, 2 overs, belted for 49??? :oops:
McCullum 77 off 25 balls? :lol:

Toomer, you out there?
The last time the Poms folded this quickly they had to jump on boats in Dunkirk!
Who came out on top in the end
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N5 1BH wrote:
Black_Panther wrote:
Bomber wrote:My word, just seen the score update. The Kiwis sure are in a hurry to get to the pub! :shock:
Finn, 2 overs, belted for 49??? :oops:
McCullum 77 off 25 balls? :lol:

Toomer, you out there?
The last time the Poms folded this quickly they had to jump on boats in Dunkirk!
Who came out on top in the end
History would say the Americans I suppose.
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Black_Panther wrote:
Bomber wrote:My word, just seen the score update. The Kiwis sure are in a hurry to get to the pub! :shock:
Finn, 2 overs, belted for 49??? :oops:
McCullum 77 off 25 balls? :lol:

Toomer, you out there?
The last time the Poms folded this quickly they had to jump on boats in Dunkirk!

oh dear, you're better than that.
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Why has New Zealand played three games before others in the group have played their second?
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If being humiliated by the sheep lovers isn't bad enough, the Poms are being slapped around the head in their own air space by the Russians....
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They got hammered by New Zealand too.
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^^^^
Touche :lol:
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MegaBonus wrote:If being humiliated by the sheep lovers isn't bad enough, the Poms are being slapped around the head in their own air space by the Russians....

If you're going to tell the story, tell it right.
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^^^^^

Do you honestly believe the lies Cameron is peddling???

You're either naive or blindly patriotic......
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Good old Queensland weather could give Bangladesh a precious share of the points today.
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MegaBonus wrote:^^^^^

Do you honestly believe the lies Cameron is peddling???

You're either naive or blindly patriotic......

Or not just blindly looking for a story to fill his inferiority complex.

Why would Cameron let a story out that allows the Forces to claim they're under funded?
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Because he can't contol the media and release of info.....let alone eye witness accounts in Cornwall....
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MegaBonus wrote:Because he can't contol the media and release of info.....let alone eye witness accounts in Cornwall....

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You're asking the wrong question......

I know you're struggling to deal with your country's diminished role in world affairs so let's get back to the cricket.....oh wait on....it's the same there as well...
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Diminished role? you lot would dream of being as important as us.
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orstraya has as much world standing as the Dogger Bank :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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B.Toomer wrote:orstraya has as much world standing as the Dogger Bank :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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MegaBonus wrote:If being humiliated by the sheep lovers isn't bad enough, the Poms are being slapped around the head in their own air space by the Russians....
I know it’s early days but this gets my vote for most ludicrous segue of the year. Fuck me! England lose a game of cricket and it’s bring on WWIII and Russian expansionism. Talk about drawing a long bow, Jesus Christ.
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Jesus no longer posts on here. I suppose you can blame the English for that too.
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MegaBonus wrote:Because he can't contol the media and release of info.....let alone eye witness accounts in Cornwall....
Are you bringing this up because of the new Greek governments role as lap dog to Putin?
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

no..........

left or right...doesn't matter...after all, your german cousins (UKIP) are starting to make waves.....
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MegaBonus wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

no..........

left or right...doesn't matter...after all, your german cousins (UKIP) are starting to make waves.....
My cousins?

I am by no means English.
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nor am I greek......
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UKIP - German cousins?

Only political party in England speaking any sense at the moment.
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Will Ireland notch up another win today?
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