God is an Englishman in the wars again!!!!

[cowabunga]

Did not, why what have you heard?

explain the bruises then!!!!!!!

[God is an Englishman]

Remember your source has been very wrong so far. Plus, numerous reasons as to how i could have a bruise.

So, what have you heard?

[PDog]

Remember your source has been very wrong so far. Plus, numerous reasons as to how i could have a bruise.

So, what have you heard?

he's talking about the ones on your chin...

[Steve#4]

As soon as the "I ran into a door" or "fell down some stairs" excuses come out I am reporting it, say no to domestic violence.

[God is an Englishman]

But you still got smacked out didn't you..

I like this guy's dedication. This is getting intense!

Cold case reopened!

I'm intrigued myself as to what happened now. Apparently I was knocked out at a game I didn't attend and didn't even happen.

[cowabunga]

Did not, why what have you heard?

explain the bruises then!!!!!!!

[Željko Jurin]

He got so pissed when England won the Ashes, that he started doing Greek dancing and slipped on a chevap ....

[The moyesiah]

Did not, why what have you heard?

explain the bruises then!!!!!!!

b1tch slapped at netball?

[God is an Englishman]

Did not, why what have you heard?

explain the bruises then!!!!!!!

You're telling the story here, I thought I was beaten up at cougars v Jets at the weekend?

[Jack Mehorf]

He might be 9 rounds behind the 8 ball and a stubbie short of a 6 pack GIAE...

[God is an Englishman]

He got so pissed when England won the Ashes, that he started doing Greek dancing and slipped on a chevap ....

Chevaps and yiros are the only greek foods I like.

[Azzurri80]

Maybe the butler did it?

Or maybe someone at the netball comp did it? I heard the under 7's wing attack for the opposite team has a mean right hook on her.

But seriously, it's GIAE we're talking about here, and considering Adelaide has a population of 1.26 million, I'd say we have a long list of potential suspects. It really could have been anyone.

We've established it didn't happen at a football match, yet the victim is unwilling to offer any further leads, possibly due to being in fear of further retribution, or embarrassment.

All I know is, that's now two beers I owe someone.

[God is an Englishman]

Maybe the butler did it?

Or maybe someone at the netball comp did it? I heard the under 7's wing attack for the opposite team has a mean right hook on her.

But seriously, it's GIAE we're talking about here, and considering Adelaide has a population of 1.26 million, I'd say we have a long list of potential suspects. It really could have been anyone.

We've established it didn't happen at a football match, yet the victim is unwilling to offer any further leads, possibly due to being in fear of further retribution, or embarrassment.

All I know is, that's now two beers I owe someone.

First it was at jets v cougars, then monarchs v cougars, now it's at Under 7's netball.

I was Under 13's netball. Definitely worried about retribution, those 12 years olds are brutal.

I'm thinking it might have been cowabunga's daughter, seeing as he seems to know more about it than I do.

[God is an Englishman]

and if you bought everybody who had ever hit me a beer, you'd go bankrupt. No-one's that rich.

[Ernie Cooksey]

Maybe the butler did it?

Or maybe someone at the netball comp did it? I heard the under 7's wing attack for the opposite team has a mean right hook on her.

But seriously, it's GIAE we're talking about here, and considering Adelaide has a population of 1.26 million, I'd say we have a long list of potential suspects. It really could have been anyone.

We've established it didn't happen at a football match, yet the victim is unwilling to offer any further leads, possibly due to being in fear of further retribution, or embarrassment.

All I know is, that's now two beers I owe someone.

Do you mean the second person you owe a beer?

[web]

wow some fan club you have Hawkesy, cant live without you

[Azzurri80]

and if you bought everybody who had ever hit me a beer, you'd go bankrupt. No-one's that rich.

There's something to be proud of.

Maybe the butler did it?

Or maybe someone at the netball comp did it? I heard the under 7's wing attack for the opposite team has a mean right hook on her.

But seriously, it's GIAE we're talking about here, and considering Adelaide has a population of 1.26 million, I'd say we have a long list of potential suspects. It really could have been anyone.

We've established it didn't happen at a football match, yet the victim is unwilling to offer any further leads, possibly due to being in fear of further retribution, or embarrassment.

All I know is, that's now two beers I owe someone.

Do you mean the second person you owe a beer?

Not if my investigations lead me to believe it may be the same person.

[Azzurri80]

wow some fan club you have Hawkesy, cant live without you

and if you bought everybody who had ever hit me a beer, you'd go bankrupt. No-one's that rich.

Huge fan club by the sounds of it.

[God is an Englishman]

wow some fan club you have Hawkesy, cant live without you

what can I say, some people must lead very boring lives if all they have in their life is rumours about fights at games that didn't even happen.

[Željko Jurin]

Vote GIAE for the next Queen !

[Ernie Cooksey]

and if you bought everybody who had ever hit me a beer, you'd go bankrupt. No-one's that rich.

There's something to be proud of.

Maybe the butler did it?

Or maybe someone at the netball comp did it? I heard the under 7's wing attack for the opposite team has a mean right hook on her.

But seriously, it's GIAE we're talking about here, and considering Adelaide has a population of 1.26 million, I'd say we have a long list of potential suspects. It really could have been anyone.

We've established it didn't happen at a football match, yet the victim is unwilling to offer any further leads, possibly due to being in fear of further retribution, or embarrassment.

All I know is, that's now two beers I owe someone.

Do you mean the second person you owe a beer?

Not if my investigations lead me to believe it may be the same person.

Ok Sherlock, carry on then.
Ps. Jets v Cougars is this week, call me Watson.