Saturday Div 2 Season 2013

[God is an Englishman]

you really do subscribe to the rooney way of life don't you. Thick as shit and shagging granny hookers.

Good to see your idol is English thougha nd the life you want to copy of that is of an Englishman. Good choice in nationality but poor choice in person.

[Azzurri80]

you really do subscribe to the rooney way of life don't you. Thick as cabernet and shagging granny hookers.

Good to see your idol is English thougha nd the life you want to copy of that is of an Englishman. Good choice in nationality but poor choice in person.

In English please.

Who said Ronney's my idol? Just because you got a mouth and head like Susan Magdalane Boyle doesn't necessarily mean you idolize her, now does it?

Just for the record, my idols are Hall & Oates, followed by Toto Cutugno at a close second.

[I Am Number Two]

Just for the record, my idols are Hall & Oates

You're a bit out of touch!

[God is an Englishman]

you really do subscribe to the rooney way of life don't you. Thick as cabernet and shagging granny hookers.

Good to see your idol is English thougha nd the life you want to copy of that is of an Englishman. Good choice in nationality but poor choice in person.

In English please.

Who said Ronney's my idol? Just because you got a mouth and head like Susan Magdalane Boyle doesn't necessarily mean you idolize her, now does it?

Just for the record, my idols are Hall & Oates, followed by Toto Cutugno at a close second.

Do you always follow the way of life of people who aren't your idols?

OH DEAR! You know her middle name, quite the fan aren't you. If I look like her, I'd better be careful around you seeing as you like granny hookers. Sorry but you're not my type.

Have you handed in a transfer request today?

[Azzurri80]

you really do subscribe to the rooney way of life don't you. Thick as cabernet and shagging granny hookers.

Good to see your idol is English thougha nd the life you want to copy of that is of an Englishman. Good choice in nationality but poor choice in person.

In English please.

Who said Ronney's my idol? Just because you got a mouth and head like Susan Magdalane Boyle doesn't necessarily mean you idolize her, now does it?

Just for the record, my idols are Hall & Oates, followed by Toto Cutugno at a close second.

Do you always follow the way of life of people who aren't your idols?

OH DEAR! You know her middle name, quite the fan aren't you. If I look like her, I'd better be careful around you seeing as you like granny hookers. Sorry but you're not my type.

Have you handed in a transfer request today?

That's the second time you've mentioned that. Mention it again and your teammates might become concerned, and before you know it, you'll be showering alone.

I only know her middle name cause I googled British; fat head; number one (at getting) hit; big voice; and irrelevant. I thought your details would appear, but it would seem you have a twin.

Transfer request?! Who the f-uck would want me?

Unlike you friend, my loyalties will always be, and have been (since I was a handsome 17), with my current club. When the time comes that my body says enough, I can assure you I have more respect for my club, and myself, and would never join a rival team, regardless of the division. You obviously will disagree, but then again, loyalty doesn't seem to be your strong suit. Unlike you, I've never felt the need to club hop until I found people that liked me.

want some sprouts with those apples?

[MadeInEngland]

Pumas v Stirling

Been advised by Pumas that all grades are cancelled tomorrow due to pitch conditions.

[5cougarsthanx]

Have been advised that all Croydon Cougars v Salis Villa games are going ahead.... Suggest you have an early night tonight lads... Massive game tomorrow...... GO COUGARS

[God is an Englishman]

That's the second time you've mentioned that. Mention it again and your teammates might become concerned, and before you know it, you'll be showering alone.

I only know her middle name cause I googled British; fat head; number one (at getting) hit; big voice; and irrelevant. I thought your details would appear, but it would seem you have a twin.

Transfer request?! Who the f-uck would want me?

Unlike you friend, my loyalties will always be, and have been (since I was a handsome 17), with my current club. When the time comes that my body says enough, I can assure you I have more respect for my club, and myself, and would never join a rival team, regardless of the division. You obviously will disagree, but then again, loyalty doesn't seem to be your strong suit. Unlike you, I've never felt the need to club hop until I found people that liked me.

want some sprouts with those apples?

I thought you chose the Rooney way of life, not living it that well then. Susan Boyle would be right up your street if you did and the transfer request would sit right as well.

Did you not play then for the years that Villa were kicked out of the league because refs refused to take control of your games? I have friends at all my ex clubs (all 2 of them in Australia) and have been invited to return back many times.

I don't like sprouts thanks.

[Azzurri80]

I thought you chose the Rooney way of life, not living it that well then. Susan Boyle would be right up your street if you did and the transfer request would sit right as well.

Did you not play then for the years that Villa were kicked out of the league because refs refused to take control of your games? I have friends at all my ex clubs (all 2 of them in Australia) and have been invited to return back many times.

I don't like sprouts thanks.

I wont even bother with your first paragraph, as I reckon you even struggled with that one.

Second paragraph, no I didn't. I coped a nasty knee injury, concentrated on rehab (beers and stuff), and was told I'd never be able to return as a player. By chance one day many years later, I was forced as a spectator to drop my smoke and Johnny, and help out a mates team who needed numbers to play a collegiate match. To my surprise, the knee held up, so I played out the year with them, and returned to Villa the following year when they returned to the league. So besides those few months at collegiate level to get my grove back, no, I didn't play for another SAASL team during those character building years you speak of. I have, and always, will be indebted to the club I'm with, and they also have my loyalty for life.

So before we play, I have more friends than you do, can I just confirm numbers? So you have a total of 2 friends during your playing time in this league? I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. So even if you were at one club for the entirety of your career so far, that would be 2 out of a possible (just an estimation) 30-40 players, you are still friends with? That would mean you are either a real c-unt, (like that real c-unt in every sense of the word, as apposed to, that matey, friendly c-unt, we throw around to our mates every now and then), or your 2 friends are two of the nicest people in the world, and don't have the heart to tell that special friend to f-uck off.

Also, if you intend to respond with an insult of sorts, please be advised that they work best when the target can decipher the lame comments (see paragraph 1). Also be sure to proof read your posts, to refrain from adding embarrassing personal details that may be used against you in a response from your target. You just look silly otherwise.

And finally, do everyone a favour, and rsvp to one of those invites outside of Australia. Judging by many of your comments, you'd be much happier back home, and judging by their comments, most of the other forum members would be much happier if you left. For the record, I for one vote you stay. I like the boy.

Would you like some more apples in place of those sprouts you just returned?

[Ernie Cooksey]

I'll take the sprouts. Yummo.

[God is an Englishman]

I'll take the sprouts. Yummo.

You can have mine as well.

[God is an Englishman]

Sorry azzurri, too long. So, didn't bother to read.

[The moyesiah]

So what happened to the Redblue Eagles?

They couldn't get over the line in a lot of the games this year. Losing a lot by a goal or 2 really dents the confidence. Think the white flags been raised and Div 3 awaits

RBE are still in with a realistic chance to stay in Div 2....i dont think the white flag is up yet...

With clubs being booted from Div 3 is it set that two will go down?

[Steve#4]

RBE are still in with a realistic chance to stay in Div 2....i dont think the white flag is up yet...

With clubs being booted from Div 3 is it set that two will go down?

From what I saw today, They need to go back to div 3 and rebuild.....No offence but they had no support and no Coach in the A's which was strange. The B's coach had to run the line in the 2nd half in the reserves...????

Spoke to Manny last week and he said he was negotiating for the spot next year.....Seems a lot has changed in a week.

A's had no coach but put in an effort considering.

[5cougarsthanx]

Azzuri80, I don't recall seeing any short, bald and hairy soccer players today in the Bs?? So did you play champ?

[Steve#4]

Azzuri80, I don't recall seeing any short, bald and hairy soccer players today in the Bs?? So did you play champ?

He wont out himself, you have to ask the question.....He is worried that GIAE will find out who he is....

[Ernie Cooksey]

I know who he is.... and he ain't a bad bloke, usually very sportsmanlike on the occasions I have played against him, he just likes winding up the winder upperer...

[Azzurri80]

Azzuri80, I don't recall seeing any short, bald and hairy soccer players today in the Bs?? So did you play champ?

Yeah I played mate, but the hairs grown back a little now. Still short and hairy.

Usually play center mid but had to fill in at left back today in the reserves. I was the one that spent most the time on the ground eating grass. Coped a couple nice ones in both ankles, which are both the size of baseballs at the moment, so after the game I was the guy walking around like I was dancing an Irish jig . Gotta love old age .

Good hard contest in both games today. Disappointing scoreline in the reserves, but I think we played better than the scoreline suggested, you guys just know how to finish, and your movement off the ball was the difference in my opinion (oh yeah, and the goals). We also helped with some sloppy passing straight to you at times.

I was waiting for my hero to come introduce himself so I could buy him a beer? I didn't think it would be too hard to work out who I was seeing as I'm the only short Italian looking guy left on my team these days. Not to worry. Cheers for the hospitality afterwards, and the Italian sausage off the bbq was f-ucking amazing! Always good to see that sort of sh-it still getting around at clubs.

Good luck to all at Cougars for the last couple games.

[Azzurri80]

Azzuri80, I don't recall seeing any short, bald and hairy soccer players today in the Bs?? So did you play champ?

He wont out himself, you have to ask the question.....He is worried that GIAE will find out who he is....

Don't recall you having Steve#4 tattooed on your forehead when I met you mate. Are we suppose to hold a press conference before the game to announce who we are? You came and introduced yourself to me and I'm guessing you guessed who I was by the description I gave of myself on here. Don't remember denying I was Azzurri80 when you asked either. I'm more then happy to have a chat and a beer with anyone, so sorry if I offended you when we met Steve, but I always thought I wasn't that bad a bloke.

I know who he is.... and he ain't a bad bloke, usually very sportsmanlike on the occasions I have played against him, he just likes winding up the winder upperer...

See? Even the guys that hate me know I'm not that bad a bloke, and Blueblood's right, I am a very sportsmanlike chap.

Blueblood gets the award for knowing me better than I know myself!

I'll be happy to share a beer with you anytime now Blueblood. You are officially off the blacklist, and back into the beer list!

Steve can take your spot on the blacklist now.

[God is an Englishman]

Azzuri80, I don't recall seeing any short, bald and hairy soccer players today in the Bs?? So did you play champ?

He wont out himself, you have to ask the question.....He is worried that GIAE will find out who he is....

He normally just pretends to be in Sydney when we play them.

[Azzurri80]

Azzuri80, I don't recall seeing any short, bald and hairy soccer players today in the Bs?? So did you play champ?

He wont out himself, you have to ask the question.....He is worried that GIAE will find out who he is....

He normally just pretends to be in Sydney when we play them.

That was actually the first match I've ever missed against you lot in our history, but whatever helps you sleep at night champ.

You got your mouth guard ready for next weekend?

[Steve#4]

Azzuri80, I don't recall seeing any short, bald and hairy soccer players today in the Bs?? So did you play champ?

He wont out himself, you have to ask the question.....He is worried that GIAE will find out who he is....

Don't recall you having Steve#4 tattooed on your forehead when I met you mate. Are we suppose to hold a press conference before the game to announce who we are? You came and introduced yourself to me and I'm guessing you guessed who I was by the description I gave of myself on here. Don't remember denying I was Azzurri80 when you asked either. I'm more then happy to have a chat and a beer with anyone, so sorry if I offended you when we met Steve, but I always thought I wasn't that bad a bloke.

I know who he is.... and he ain't a bad bloke, usually very sportsmanlike on the occasions I have played against him, he just likes winding up the winder upperer...

See? Even the guys that hate me know I'm not that bad a bloke, and Blueblood's right, I am a very sportsmanlike chap.

Blueblood gets the award for knowing me better than I know myself!

I'll be happy to share a beer with you anytime now Blueblood. You are officially off the blacklist, and back into the beer list!

Steve can take your spot on the blacklist now.

Aww didums....Just remember having to find you not vice versa....

Also remember you being nice as pie face to face then talking it up on here.....

[Azzurri80]

Aww didums....Just remember having to find you not vice versa....

Also remember you being nice as pie face to face then talking it up on here.....

Don't remember there being a need to come and find you? Or did I miss something? I do remember offering to buy you a beer which you rudely declined .

And I am nice as pie. I generally keep to myself, but won't turn anyone away for a yarn and a beer. Not sure what I was talking up either? But the nice as pie compliment was appreciated. It's the nicest thing anyone's said to me for a long time .

[Getting Rusty]

Maybe footballnews needs to introduce a dating forum.

[Steve#4]

Aww didums....Just remember having to find you not vice versa....

Also remember you being nice as pie face to face then talking it up on here.....

Don't remember there being a need to come and find you? Or did I miss something? I do remember offering to buy you a beer which you rudely declined .

And I am nice as pie. I generally keep to myself, but won't turn anyone away for a yarn and a beer. Not sure what I was talking up either? But the nice as pie compliment was appreciated. It's the nicest thing anyone's said to me for a long time .

Buy me a beer????? You kidding, those that know me will vouch I would never pass that up....Fibber....I call shenanigans.

[God is an Englishman]

Aww didums....Just remember having to find you not vice versa....

Also remember you being nice as pie face to face then talking it up on here.....

Don't remember there being a need to come and find you? Or did I miss something? I do remember offering to buy you a beer which you rudely declined .

And I am nice as pie. I generally keep to myself, but won't turn anyone away for a yarn and a beer. Not sure what I was talking up either? But the nice as pie compliment was appreciated. It's the nicest thing anyone's said to me for a long time .

Buy me a beer????? You kidding, those that know me will vouch I would never pass that up....Fibber....I call shenanigans.

To be fair, didn't you play them in July?

[God is an Englishman]

That was actually the first match I've ever missed against you lot in our history, but whatever helps you sleep at night champ.

You got your mouth guard ready for next weekend?

and it just happened to be after your discussi.on with me on here. MMM!! Stop digging

I hope you're not suggesting that cougars are a dirty team that like to punch people

[Azzurri80]

Aww didums....Just remember having to find you not vice versa....

Also remember you being nice as pie face to face then talking it up on here.....

Don't remember there being a need to come and find you? Or did I miss something? I do remember offering to buy you a beer which you rudely declined .

And I am nice as pie. I generally keep to myself, but won't turn anyone away for a yarn and a beer. Not sure what I was talking up either? But the nice as pie compliment was appreciated. It's the nicest thing anyone's said to me for a long time .

Buy me a beer????? You kidding, those that know me will vouch I would never pass that up....Fibber....I call shenanigans.

Your exact words were, "No thanks mate, dry July for me, and just a few days to go".

I will happily accept your apology for calling me a fibber and bringing my good name? into disrepute.

Remember mate, I'm half Italian, we're always the first to shout someone a drink.

[Steve#4]

Also remember you being nice as pie face to face then talking it up on here.....

Don't remember there being a need to come and find you? Or did I miss something? I do remember offering to buy you a beer which you rudely declined .

And I am nice as pie. I generally keep to myself, but won't turn anyone away for a yarn and a beer. Not sure what I was talking up either? But the nice as pie compliment was appreciated. It's the nicest thing anyone's said to me for a long time .

Buy me a beer????? You kidding, those that know me will vouch I would never pass that up....Fibber....I call shenanigans.

To be fair, didn't you play them in July?[/quote]

????? I think we already established that by me saying I had to go find who he was.... :?

[Steve#4]

Buy me a beer????? You kidding, those that know me will vouch I would never pass that up....Fibber....I call shenanigans.

Your exact words were, "No thanks mate, dry July for me, and just a few days to go".

I will happily accept your apology for calling me a fibber and bringing my good name? into disrepute.

Remember mate, I'm half Italian, we're always the first to shout someone a drink.

Don't remember that to be honest but will admit I was doing the charitable cause...I do remember you being gracious in defeat then bagging the club on here.... Guess that goes towards establishing your character.....