Parafield Gardens membership interview

[romanes eunt domus]

Below is what is rumoured to be a transcript of an interview to become a member of Parafield Gardens soccer club.

Hello sir what is your name?
Billy-bobb

Can you spell it?
I.T

No can you spell your name?
Y.O.U.R N.A.M.E

No can you spell Billy-bobb?
Yes.

Moving along, what are your hobbies?
Strangling animals, golf and sodomising Nugget.

You have let yourself down there golf is not very popular around here. What is your occupation?
What?

What do you do for money?
Nugget sometimes pays me.

Favourite movie?
Deliverance.

Favourite porno?
Deliverance, you know the scene.

Favourite musical?
Deliverance, that duelling banjos is a real toe tapper.

If you won lotto what would you buy?
I would buy my two headed sister a couple of new hats.

That’s nice you must really love your sister?
Every chance I get.

We have a strict dress code here, do you wear your bib and brace overalls with or without a shirt?
Without of course.

Now Billy-bobb its time for the oral test.

I didn’t know there was going to be one. I didn’t brush my teeth.
That’s ok I haven’t cleaned my knob.

35 seconds later.

So am I in?
Well your I.Q is way over the rest of our members, but OK Billy-bobb.

[East Boy]

Sorry but that's terrible!!!

[Jonesy5]

Some people really have way too much time on there hands!

[PDog]

not in any way funny. 2 minutes of my life i'll never get back.

don't try so hard pal.

[Rodent]

It's a long interview process but it works for us. We should try and
reduce the questions down a bit like the Mongs do in theirs
Q:"Are you missing any front teeth"..?
A:"Yes all of them"
Your on the committee !!

[swannsong]

It's a long interview process but it works for us. We should try and
reduce the questions down a bit like the Mongs do in theirs
Q:"Are you missing any front teeth"..?
A:"Yes all of them"
Your on the committee !!

Fail !
Next time have a go at Wonderwall with your brother.

[Rodent]

I see one of the Mong committee members
stole a benie the other week !!
Monngsong my brother & I speak to each other !

[swannsong]

I see one of the Mong committee members
stole a benie the other week !!
Monngsong my brother & I speak to each other !

First comment...lame. (PS - what's a benie ?)
But I'll give you the second comment
PPS - Good win on the weekend...will get photos up shortly !

[Rodent]

I see one of the Mong committee members
stole a benie the other week !!
Monngsong my brother & I speak to each other !

First comment...lame. (PS - what's a benie ?)
But I'll give you the second comment
PPS - Good win on the weekend...will get photos up shortly !

Sorry I missed the letter A (beanie) & it was nowhere near as lame as
what handbags original post was. !!
Cheers I look forward to seeing the pics as I couldn't make the game

[KING NUGGETT]

ATM PARAFIELD GARDEN S.C. are TOP OF THE LEAGUE & INTO ANOTHER CUP SEMI at HINDMARSH

We could be looking at 3 League Titles & 3 Challenge Cups, 3 Shields & a Champion of Champions in the last 4 years.....
No wonder your all pissed off & feel a need to bag our Club, we love it ....

BRING IT ON YOU FuKs

[Talk Is Cheap]

ATM PARAFIELD GARDEN S.C. are TOP OF THE LEAGUE & INTO ANOTHER CUP SEMI at HINDMARSH

We could be looking at 3 League Titles & 3 Challenge Cups, 3 Shields & a Champion of Champions in the last 4 years.....
No wonder your all pissed off & feel a need to bag our Club, we love it ....

BRING IT ON YOU shiraz

I wonder what brought you back ito the radar

[KING NUGGETT]

what we just started winning now stupid

[Talk Is Cheap]

what we just started winning now stupid

Glory end of the season and looking like Gardens will be, yes.

[KING NUGGETT]

Its a long, long way to go I'm sure the boys aren't celebrating just yet...

[You Too]

There's no fat lady yet. Four quality teams still in the cup and the league will go to the final day. Can't see the Mongs given anything away. Winners fight to the end.

[On The Pine]

Below is what is rumoured to be a transcript of an interview to become a member of Parafield Gardens soccer club.

Hello sir what is your name?
Billy-bobb

Can you spell it?
I.T

No can you spell your name?
Y.O.U.R N.A.M.E

No can you spell Billy-bobb?
Yes.

Moving along, what are your hobbies?
Strangling animals, golf and sodomising Nugget.

You have let yourself down there golf is not very popular around here. What is your occupation?
What?

What do you do for money?
Nugget sometimes pays me.

Favourite movie?
Deliverance.

Favourite porno?
Deliverance, you know the scene.

Favourite musical?
Deliverance, that duelling banjos is a real toe tapper.

If you won lotto what would you buy?
I would buy my two headed sister a couple of new hats.

That’s nice you must really love your sister?
Every chance I get.

We have a strict dress code here, do you wear your bib and brace overalls with or without a shirt?
Without of course.

Now Billy-bobb its time for the oral test.

I didn’t know there was going to be one. I didn’t brush my teeth.
That’s ok I haven’t cleaned my knob.

35 seconds later.

So am I in?
Well your I.Q is way over the rest of our members, but OK Billy-bobb.