Instant Impact - Brett Cutting

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Today at the Grove's 6-1 demolition of Beograd those lucky enough to be at the game, saw an absolute masterclass from Grove's new signing, Brett Cutting.

After starting the season with Modbury Jets Soccer Club the dynamic centre back seamlessly adjusted into 'amateur league' conditions leading the Grove to their biggest win of the season. However this is all old news for the club's former 'Best & Fairest' winner having led the team to the first division during the 2010 season. Much to the disappointment of the Peckers, Brett then went on to ply his trade in England deciding that the only way left to challenge himself was abroad. With many questioning Brett's aspirations and ability it quickly became Brett's number 1 goal to shut-up those naysayers. He did so in style, receiving multiple individual accolades and becoming the focal point of thes club's championship winning side.

Having now returned to Adelaide, Brett keen to showcase his abilities sought refuge at Playford City Soccer Club. Brett, notorious for being a dominant figure in the changerooms, clashed with Playford's young coach Steven De Giovanniello and left the club on a distasteful note. However, still looking to further hone his skills as a footballer, Cutting decided to make the trek up the hill to Modbury Jets. Under the guidance of newly appointed coach Jason Trimboli, Brett flourished making the left back spot his own. However late last week this fairytale came to a sudden halt with Brett deciding to reevaluate his priorities. Much to the dismay of Modbury, Cutting decided to place a greater importance on his teaching career thus lacking the time and energy to give his best at Modbury.

Cutting looking to still maintain his fitness and well being, came to the conclusion that a more 'relaxed' attitude to soccer would be beneficial to him. Having multiple ties to Elizabeth Grove Soccer Club, Brett signed for the Peckers just in time for their do-or-die game against Beograd seeking give to the club in which he has already given. With a performance worthy of the title 'League's Best Player' Cutting led from the back marking his debut in style.

Peckers for Promotion? "Challenge Accepted" - Brett Cutting
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When's this movie out?

WTF?!
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Nice autobiography Brett.

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Changes clubs more often than his jocks it would seem.
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lets be homest, you would have to be an absolute mug to leave a federation club
and not shine in div 2 amateurs.
teaching career will always come above football especially in SA.
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He's an awesome player. Great signing for the Grove.
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Will the grove make another good signing Bowties?
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no1footballer wrote:Today at the Grove's 6-1 demolition of Beograd those lucky enough to be at the game, saw an absolute masterclass from Grove's new signing, Brett Cutting.

After starting the season with Modbury Jets Soccer Club the dynamic centre back seamlessly adjusted into 'amateur league' conditions leading the Grove to their biggest win of the season. However this is all old news for the club's former 'Best & Fairest' winner having led the team to the first division during the 2010 season. Much to the disappointment of the Peckers, Brett then went on to ply his trade in England deciding that the only way left to challenge himself was abroad. With many questioning Brett's aspirations and ability it quickly became Brett's number 1 goal to shut-up those naysayers. He did so in style, receiving multiple individual accolades and becoming the focal point of thes club's championship winning side.

Having now returned to Adelaide, Brett keen to showcase his abilities sought refuge at Playford City Soccer Club. Brett, notorious for being a dominant figure in the changerooms, clashed with Playford's young coach Steven De Giovanniello and left the club on a distasteful note. However, still looking to further hone his skills as a footballer, Cutting decided to make the trek up the hill to Modbury Jets. Under the guidance of newly appointed coach Jason Trimboli, Brett flourished making the left back spot his own. However late last week this fairytale came to a sudden halt with Brett deciding to reevaluate his priorities. Much to the dismay of Modbury, Cutting decided to place a greater importance on his teaching career thus lacking the time and energy to give his best at Modbury.

Cutting looking to still maintain his fitness and well being, came to the conclusion that a more 'relaxed' attitude to soccer would be beneficial to him. Having multiple ties to Elizabeth Grove Soccer Club, Brett signed for the Peckers just in time for their do-or-die game against Beograd seeking give to the club in which he has already given. With a performance worthy of the title 'League's Best Player' Cutting led from the back marking his debut in style.

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Sounds like he just chucked it into the "too hard basket" like many more in the past......at least most of the top ex fed players that have graced the amateur league have given it a red hot go and have proven themselves consistently over many years. Good luck to him and Grove anyway. :|
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YO DABBA DABBA wrote:
no1footballer wrote:Today at the Grove's 6-1 demolition of Beograd those lucky enough to be at the game, saw an absolute masterclass from Grove's new signing, Brett Cutting.

After starting the season with Modbury Jets Soccer Club the dynamic centre back seamlessly adjusted into 'amateur league' conditions leading the Grove to their biggest win of the season. However this is all old news for the club's former 'Best & Fairest' winner having led the team to the first division during the 2010 season. Much to the disappointment of the Peckers, Brett then went on to ply his trade in England deciding that the only way left to challenge himself was abroad. With many questioning Brett's aspirations and ability it quickly became Brett's number 1 goal to shut-up those naysayers. He did so in style, receiving multiple individual accolades and becoming the focal point of thes club's championship winning side.

Having now returned to Adelaide, Brett keen to showcase his abilities sought refuge at Playford City Soccer Club. Brett, notorious for being a dominant figure in the changerooms, clashed with Playford's young coach Steven De Giovanniello and left the club on a distasteful note. However, still looking to further hone his skills as a footballer, Cutting decided to make the trek up the hill to Modbury Jets. Under the guidance of newly appointed coach Jason Trimboli, Brett flourished making the left back spot his own. However late last week this fairytale came to a sudden halt with Brett deciding to reevaluate his priorities. Much to the dismay of Modbury, Cutting decided to place a greater importance on his teaching career thus lacking the time and energy to give his best at Modbury.

Cutting looking to still maintain his fitness and well being, came to the conclusion that a more 'relaxed' attitude to soccer would be beneficial to him. Having multiple ties to Elizabeth Grove Soccer Club, Brett signed for the Peckers just in time for their do-or-die game against Beograd seeking give to the club in which he has already given. With a performance worthy of the title 'League's Best Player' Cutting led from the back marking his debut in style.

Peckers for Promotion? "Challenge Accepted" - Brett Cutting
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BowTiesAreCool wrote:He's an awesome player. Great signing for the Grove.

A genuine all round nice guy. Good luck to Brett back at the Peckers.
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Good to see Brett's mum follows Football news, probably also explains why he didn't sign until after Mothers Day
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Let's not forget that Grove also have a former Las Palmas player and also a player from last year's Double winning Downs side.
Grove will pick up quite a few points in the second half of the season.
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I will refrain from making any cutting remarks from here on in !
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swannsong wrote:I will refrain from making any cutting remarks from here on in !
Obviously couldn't Cut it in the big leagues
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swannsong wrote:Let's not forget that Grove also have a former Las Palmas player and also a player from last year's Double winning Downs side.
Grove will pick up quite a few points in the second half of the season.

Yeah well said my friend, although dont no how long we have the former Las Palmas player for!! I can let u all no that he has been invited to train with NSW premier league, and looks like signing ill keep everyone posted
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Elizabeth Grove to be renamed the Cutting Crew

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redfred wrote:Will the grove make another good signing Bowties?
Not at this point in time I'm afraid. Who knows in the future though? :wink:
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Is this the same Brett Cutting who was dropped or subbed on almost every occasion at Modbury, or am I getting confused with a different player. If so, except my apologies.
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Clearly now I see the problem with the Grove.

There are too many teachers, managers and full time job holders with in the club.

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I hear young Bastable has been doing a decent job for the Grove this year.

Good player and a good lad.
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pino wrote:I hear young Bastable has been doing a decent job for the Grove this year.

Good player and a good lad.
Having that abnormally large fivehead must give him some advantage.

Agreed quality player
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Brett was shit at modbury
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he cant even teach....i seen those kids finger paintings and they suck
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gunther wrote:he cant even teach....i seen those kids finger paintings and they suck
These finger painting kids ... which club do they play for?!
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