Mate it's going to be like mating time at the zoo. Fingers and sh$t going everywhere.PASC wrote:look out for ghan vs blue nile... round 9 i think
there will be more then fingers being used to stir up the opposition...
i have a bad feeling about this year...hate to say it and i hope im wrong but there will be trouble ...
FINGERS UP THE BUM??
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when ya feel the 1st knuckle going in just squeeze out a loaf...that'll teach em....guthers hot tip is to have a a 6 pack of guiness and a bowl of vindaloo the night before to maximise the effect
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You're a class act gunthergunther wrote:when ya feel the 1st knuckle going in just squeeze out a loaf...that'll teach em....guthers hot tip is to have a a 6 pack of guiness and a bowl of vindaloo the night before to maximise the effect


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oh that is pure filth ...gunther wrote:when ya feel the 1st knuckle going in just squeeze out a loaf...that'll teach em....guthers hot tip is to have a a 6 pack of guiness and a bowl of vindaloo the night before to maximise the effect


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Gunther I heard you are actually thinking of offering your services to all sides in this div so you can cop this every week, the old classic Gunther ask,s if they can remove their ring because it is scratching him. Fat fingers Freddy reply 'ring what ring that's my wrist watch'.....gunther wrote:when ya feel the 1st knuckle going in just squeeze out a loaf...that'll teach em....guthers hot tip is to have a a 6 pack of guiness and a bowl of vindaloo the night before to maximise the effect
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Great way to catch the f%#kers brown handed.gunther wrote:when ya feel the 1st knuckle going in just squeeze out a loaf...that'll teach em....guthers hot tip is to have a a 6 pack of guiness and a bowl of vindaloo the night before to maximise the effect
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Way too much finger pointing for my liking.
We must get to the bottom of this.
Afgan Astronauts may have simply missed the Mars Bar and settled for Uranus.
We must get to the bottom of this.
Afgan Astronauts may have simply missed the Mars Bar and settled for Uranus.
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agreed, but lets not get too anal about itbob downs wrote:Way too much finger pointing for my liking.
We must get to the bottom of this.
Afgan Astronauts may have simply missed the Mars Bar and settled for Uranus.
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Don't like being a grammar Nazi, but shouldn't anal have a colon before it ?Ciudad Juarez wrote:agreed, but lets not get too anal about itbob downs wrote:Way too much finger pointing for my liking.
We must get to the bottom of this.
Afgan Astronauts may have simply missed the Mars Bar and settled for Uranus.

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This topic reminds me of the old Crystal Gayle song..... Don't It Make Your Brown Eyes Blue !

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Didn't they have an Easter fund raiser selling chocolate starfish?
Whats wrong with you?
Its either indigestion or this forum, and I hope its indigestion
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Why?
Because at least I know that will get better in a little while
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Im not being racist, i know some perfectly nice camel humpers.
A bit below the belt, yes. My mother was Afgan. My daddy was her pet goat.
A bit below the belt, yes. My mother was Afgan. My daddy was her pet goat.
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When coach said "go the knuckle" a whiteboard and diagram may have come in handy.
Dont know how the chocolate starfish raffle went. But the donut stall went boonta.
Dont know how the chocolate starfish raffle went. But the donut stall went boonta.
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I got 99 virgins but the Hazara's ain't one.MuzzaStu111 wrote:What ever happened to the 99 virgins??? :?
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Its easy to make hazara the butt of all these jokes, I just think that stinks
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They need to stop using 'Stinkfist' by Tool as their pre-game pump up song.
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It was a really tight game up until the middle of the second half, but as players began to tire, there were gaping holes everywhere
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way out of control now




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fair call PASC...but can you blame muzzas team for feeling a bit stiff?PASC wrote:way out of control now
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6th July is the return fixture. Let the whole of Murray Bridge know what they did to your teenagers.
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Hang on, isn't this the team that has a dinosaur in their emblem...the megasaurass?
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I think the players misunderstood the coach when he said at half time; "I need you to push harder from the back, play it through the guts and clog up any loose holes at the back"
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Has this issue been sorted out by the league. What sort of response did they provide ensuring it was not going to happen again!
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I've heard that they've arranged world peace and ended famine too...Sean at Strath wrote:Has this issue been sorted out by the league. What sort of response did they provide ensuring it was not going to happen again!
One of those things that without concrete proof, is hard to do anything about.
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