FINGERS UP THE BUM??

[bob downs]

This subject is getting more hits than a Afgans goat.

[Delete Your Account]

How much actually penetration could have occurred with underwear & playing shorts in the way? To actually penetrate the anus, he'd have to have been a pretty accurate and nimble digitiser.

You sound like the expert...

Not an expert. Just not homophobic.

[God is an Englishman]

How much actually penetration could have occurred with underwear & playing shorts in the way? To actually penetrate the anus, he'd have to have been a pretty accurate and nimble digitiser.

You sound like the expert...

Not an expert. Just not homophobic.

I hear pernunz is trying to get a transfer so he can play against them.

I don't see the point in how much penetration there is, I don't want anything up there. I don't see how that's homophobic.

[Statler and Waldorf]

Up the bum
No harm done

[BANYA]

This reminds me of that one time in Band Camp...

[PDog]

I don't see the point in how much penetration there is, I don't want anything up there. I don't see how that's homophobic.

+1

[MuzzaStu111]

These guys don't care about human rights and I bet they would care about hitting older and women supporters either.quote]

Stop the boats!!!

Sorry if you think I put my pointy white hat on PPG but is it not my human right to walk around without getting my ass fingered!

[PASC]

If you don't want the brawl then you need to raise the matter with the referree. One of the marshalls should gain the referee's attention, inform him and if nothing is done then you only have one choice. Walk off the pitch. The league may fine you, you may lose the game but you'll have your anal virginity in tact.

Would teams consider walking off or just to boycott these fixtures or is that an over-reaction?

our ressies walked off against vlaznia after a fkhead that ran from the opposite end of the pitch punched our player in the face, from behind totally unprovoked ... i think they got kicked out that year for other incidents and came back as besa or some shite . only to have brawl with western strikers and hit the ref( which they also did years back at polonia reserve) and finally get booted for good

point is these fkers never learn

[Ciudad Juarez]

Muzza, were your players flirting? Perhaps they were showing too much leg?

[Paleon Patros Germanos]

Sorry if you think I put my pointy white hat on PPG but is it not my human right to walk around without getting my ass fingered!

I agree.

1) Report it to the official;
2) Report it to your committee so they can notify the SAASL and SAASRA of the situation;
3) Put in a police report.

Instead you write

Hazara yesterday applied this tactic to us yesterday! how do we combat this attack without a all in brawl happening?
(note half our team is teenagers and supporters are female and mostly teenagers so not keen on a brawl)

Personally I think this is disgraceful! After we are out there to have fun not a anal examination!!

[Clubsport]

Can't see the issue, as long as he takes you out to dinner and buys you flowers, what's the big deal?

[Azzurri80]

Fingers up the bum?? WTF???

I'm struggling to understand why any man would happily do this at all, let alone during a football match

My personal view, anyone's thumbs, fingers, toes, nose, what the f%#k ever comes near my rear end, especially during a football match, I'm taking, and keeping the lot, including the un-offending digits. I will happily report myself to the police, do a few months in lock up or community service, and happily retire from the game with a cool story to tell the grand kids.

"Hey Pop, remember that time you confiscated all that man's fingers playing football?"

"I sure do sonny, I sure do".

[Spursman]

How much actually penetration could have occurred with underwear & playing shorts in the way? To actually penetrate the anus, he'd have to have been a pretty accurate and nimble digitiser.

Fair point. If you would prefer:

CRIMINAL LAW CONSOLIDATION ACT 1935 - SECT 56

56—Indecent assault

(1) A person who indecently assaults another is guilty of an offence.

Maximum penalty:

(a) for a basic offence—imprisonment for 8 years;

(b) for an aggravated offence—imprisonment for 10 years.

'...the prosecution must prove each of two elements beyond reasonable doubt:
an assault – an intentional and unlawful application of force to another person – mere touching is sufficient;
the assault was in circumstances of indecency – that is, offensive to community standards of common propriety.' (R v Clark [2012] SADC 23, 5)

No matter how you look at it, if the accusations which have been leveled against Hazara are in anyway true there has been a serious assault and the police should be informed.

[MuzzaStu111]

Sorry if you think I put my pointy white hat on PPG but is it not my human right to walk around without getting my ass fingered!

I agree.

1) Report it to the official;
2) Report it to your committee so they can notify the SAASL and SAASRA of the situation;
3) Put in a police report.

Instead you write

Hazara yesterday applied this tactic to us yesterday! how do we combat this attack without a all in brawl happening?
(note half our team is teenagers and supporters are female and mostly teenagers so not keen on a brawl)

Personally I think this is disgraceful! After we are out there to have fun not a anal examination!!

We have notified saasl and bought a 50 pack of rubber gloves so we can return fire next game!

[Se7en]

Seriously weird and f$&@"$d up. Knowing the officials it would be the 'victim' having an early shower for retaliation. Perhaps a number of showers. Honestly Why would anyone even contemplate resorting to those tactics in a football game. Just train hard, apply yourself and ffs play football. If things don't go to plan by all means finger urself silly after the game if that's what u are into but keep that shit to urself.

[Azzurri80]

Seriously weird and f$&@"$d up. Knowing the officials it would be the 'victim' having an early shower for retaliation. Perhaps a number of showers. Honestly Why would anyone even contemplate resorting to those tactics in a football game. Just train hard, apply yourself and ffs play football. If things don't go to plan by all means finger urself silly after the game if that's what u are into but keep that cabernet to urself.

Gold.

[swannsong]

They've had chances to redeem themselves in the past, now it seems that they've rectum !

[Wraith]

Simple solution for anyone who comes up against them;

Get someone to tape the game.

[God is an Englishman]

Simple solution for anyone who comes up against them;

Get someone to tape the game.

What are the chances of the camera being on it, surely the cameraman will follow the ball.

[Wraith]

If its correctly set up it will catch everything.

[God is an Englishman]

If its correctly set up it will catch everything.

I fail to see how, naturally the camera will follow the ball. Is it going to see their CH doing anything when they're aboiut to score.

[Wraith]

If its correctly set up it will catch everything.

I fail to see how, naturally the camera will follow the ball. Is it going to see their CH doing anything when they're aboiut to score.

There's a bloke on this forum that can get the job done.

Gets the action whilst still covering the majority of the pitch.

He's done a few WA games so I can vouch for it.

[Ciudad Juarez]

They've had chances to redeem themselves in the past, now it seems that they've rectum !

with all this negative publicity, I sphincter going to behave themselves this week

[Fudpucker]

with all this negative publicity, I sphincter going to behave themselves this week

I don't think anyone from Hazara even gets on here so they would be oblivious!

[Ciudad Juarez]

[Wraith]

[PASC]

looks like a fudpucker

[Fudpucker]

I got the joke mate, just thought there may have been some truth to the statement as well. I'll cop that one though

Have any other clubs reported Hazara to league for other issues?

[misterb]

I heard that they do a lot of player recruiting in the city at a night club called the Mars bar club or something like that!!!

Free chocolate fudge packing at half time - keep out of the showers lads haha

[PASC]

look out for ghan vs blue nile... round 9 i think
there will be more then fingers being used to stir up the opposition...
i have a bad feeling about this year...hate to say it and i hope im wrong but there will be trouble ...