Best of Mario Balotelli stories

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Best of Mario Balotelli stories

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Best of Mario Balotelli stories:

Car has been impounded 27 times. £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.

Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.

Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.

Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary
hearing.

Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the
"no touching" rule at a strip club.

The "bib" saga. Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a
week.

Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say
"Balotelli will see you now"

Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials
for the house, came back with a giant trampoline
and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.

Has started fights at training with Kompany,
Boateng, Tevez and Richards.

Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name
on the back while playing for Inter.

Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he
sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the
opposition, his team mates and the referee.

After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been
sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?

Was stopped by police going around his hometown
of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat.
When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"

Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she
was presenting a live show.

Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was
downstairs.

Drove his car into a women's prison because he
wanted to "look around"

Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has
testified in court at a Mafia trial.

Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's
international against the Faroe Islands because he
wanted to play games on it.

Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-
fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United
6-1.

Became the face of a firework safety campaign a
few days after setting his house on fire from letting
off fireworks indoors.

Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at
the start of the second half for their first match
wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old
kit, claiming he didn't like the new one.

Turned his back garden of his house into a Quad
bike track.

Went into Manchester Uni library and tried to pay off
all outstanding book fines for everyone.

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On the football ramble website a while ago they had an interview with him in which his response to: what would you be if you were not a footballer? Was UFC cage fighter
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When he had an interview with a member from the band Oasis, he laughed most of these stories off and said they never happened. I hope he is lying though :lol:
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Red-4-Life wrote:
Best of Mario Balotelli stories:

Has started fights at training with Kompany,
Boateng, Tevez and Richards.

Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has
testified in court at a Mafia trial.
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JolyV wrote:
Red-4-Life wrote:
Best of Mario Balotelli stories:

Has started fights at training with Kompany,
Boateng, Tevez and Richards.

Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has
testified in court at a Mafia trial.
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The second one is rubbish.

He has a mate in Naples who "knows a few people". He liked the movie "Camorra" and asked to visit a few places where it was filmed which are usually dubbed "no go zones" by locals and since he had a friend who could get him there, thought he would ask to be taken for the tour. He was then summonsed in trial to ask what his association was.
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I actually hope he writes a book when his career is over. It would definitely be worth a read...
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I support United but this guys gold :lol:
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The following is a true story & is typical of our Mario.
During the last game of the season when Man City had just conceded the 2nd goal, while sitting on the bench turned to Richards (who was distraught at this point) & calmly said 'don't worry Micah we win this match I promise you'. History will show not only did he come off the bench in the later stages to give City a lift but he was also responsible for the 'assist of the year' when he toe poked his pass through to Aguero for the winner.
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Super talent who I hope continues to develop without letting his ego hinder him.
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Ga Pala wrote:Super talent who I hope continues to develop without letting his ego hinder him.
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Ga Pala wrote:Super talent who I hope continues to develop without letting his ego hinder him.
Let his ego go, its nice to see personalities in the game.
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The Wise Monkey wrote:
Ga Pala wrote:Super talent who I hope continues to develop without letting his ego hinder him.
Let his ego go, its nice to see personalities in the game.

Excellent posts - we are lacking anyone to liven the game up except for him - the game is too sanitised these days.

We need another Cantona to wake the game up and bring back the razzmatazz.
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