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by tytiiiore
Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:40 am
Forum: Australian National Teams - Socceroos, Olyroos, Matildas etc
Topic: Burns gutted by Games snub
Replies: 4
Views: 2234

First time in America

I'm going to bump the tread up. Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat, they are wandering around New York City seeing the sights. As lunch time approaches, they decide they are hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling hot dogs. One says to the other in a shocked ...
by tytiiiore
Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:40 am
Forum: Australian National Teams - Socceroos, Olyroos, Matildas etc
Topic: Socceroos v South Africa
Replies: 7
Views: 2091

A Gentleman

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice ...
by tytiiiore
Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:47 am
Forum: Football Films
Topic: Bend it Like Beckham
Replies: 24
Views: 8964

Wash your face

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by tytiiiore
Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:47 am
Forum: Australian National Teams - Socceroos, Olyroos, Matildas etc
Topic: Socceroos Fixtures - World Cup Qualifiers
Replies: 1
Views: 1278

A Gentleman

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice ...
by tytiiiore
Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:47 am
Forum: World Football
Topic: Montenegro v Ireland
Replies: 2
Views: 478

Five Hundred Times

bump and lurk In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might ...
by tytiiiore
Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:46 am
Forum: Other Football Topics - Futsal + 7-a-Side + Referees + Rules of the Game
Topic: FUTSAL AT THE GARDENS REC CENTRE
Replies: 14
Views: 4903

High and Low Voice

bump up then lurk High and Low Voice “Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?” “A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me;a low-pitched voice is when my father speaks with his boss.” FFXI Gil , everquest plat , eq2 plat , eq2 gold , everquest ...
by tytiiiore
Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:46 am
Forum: World Football
Topic: Northern Ireland v Czech
Replies: 1
Views: 419

The hat is brand new

bump up .. There was a little old lady standing at a corner one windy day. She was using both hands to keep her hat on while the wind blew her dress up. A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, like that, while you ...
by tytiiiore
Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:50 am
Forum: World Football
Topic: Naples fans will love this
Replies: 17
Views: 2794

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by tytiiiore
Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:48 am
Forum: Other Football Topics - Futsal + 7-a-Side + Referees + Rules of the Game
Topic: Congratulations to local player who made National Team.
Replies: 2
Views: 1985

When Do People Talk Least

bump up lurk Who's 50 Cents Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school. Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it. Jacky: But what I found was two quarters. Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk. Welcome to our ...
by tytiiiore
Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:48 am
Forum: Other Football Topics - Futsal + 7-a-Side + Referees + Rules of the Game
Topic: Goalkeeping SA
Replies: 2
Views: 2066

Write a letter to God

just my two cents bump A little boy wanted $100 very badly and his mother told him to pray to God for it.He prayed and prayed but nothing turned up.He decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God,"they opened it and send it to the ...
by tytiiiore
Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:45 am
Forum: Football Films
Topic: Offside
Replies: 3
Views: 4915

Happy

bump and lurk You're facing the wrong way In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: "Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film." "In that case," said one of them, "you're facing the wrong way." Welcome to our website for you World of Warcraft Gold,Wow Gold ...
by tytiiiore
Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:45 am
Forum: Amateur and Collegiate Leagues
Topic: pontian eagles keeper
Replies: 17
Views: 3799

The Climate of New Zealand

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by tytiiiore
Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:44 am
Forum: World Football
Topic: Zamparini at it again
Replies: 7
Views: 1226

When Do People Talk Least

bump up lurk Who's 50 Cents Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school. Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it. Jacky: But what I found was two quarters. Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk. Welcome to our ...
by tytiiiore
Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:44 am
Forum: Amateur and Collegiate Leagues
Topic: PARA HILLS WEST
Replies: 7
Views: 1982

Animal with Four Legs

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