Speaking of life memberships I would have thought a guy who has played and been involved with the downs for 43 years did bar manager for 5 was chairman and coached as well could be considered . Legga definitely deserved his but maybe this bloke does too

Thanks very much for your efforts I am in

Gardens get around it by paying catta in pies

I also heard we have appointed the company that built the new world trade centre in new York to extend our trophy cabinet. Cos I feel some more trophies coming.

I hope you have ordered plenty of spam and bung fritz patties for the occasion. These will go nicely with the opulent surroundings in your dog box of a clubrooms. Also it will be easier for all of your toothless supporters to enjoy some food.

Does anyone out there know what date the cup semis and the cup finals are on ?

Heard a rumour that the funniest man in the amateur league Steve Main will be making his long awaited 2014 debut on the sidelines at the Downs Inter today. Get down there notebook in hand because I heard he has spent all off season coming up with his funniest sledges yet. And slightly off topic I ...

when the downs won the double last year dickhead

having been involved with the amateur league for years I respect all who are involved with it. As for my little "joke " this afternoon that was not supposed to offend anyone. It was the result of a few bevvies, being bored on a sunday and an excessive sense of humour. I apologise to all who were ...

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the downs are playing for their team mates, the mighty maroon and white colors, their suppporters and their pride you knob.

funny to hear old nugget talking about taking things out of the boy. Isn't that why he went to prison?

you would know about the word on the street seeing as you work on it arse seller

no its just there must be problems in the gene pool. who sired that pig

well done maybe you can melt down the trophy to get your reserve keeper that sex change he cant afford to finish. you know the one with the big tits

Below is what is rumoured to be a transcript of an interview to become a member of Parafield Gardens soccer club. Hello sir what is your name? Billy-bobb Can you spell it? I.T No can you spell your name? Y.O.U.R N.A.M.E No can you spell Billy-bobb? Yes. Moving along, what are your hobbies ...

What a bunch of biffs on this forum. Teams have been so called "buying championships since inter in the 80s. Don't piss and moan just because someone else is doing it better than you. As for you king nugget, I was going to bag you but you are not worth it. Maybe watch a game near the coast bit of ...

what about gardens farmers?

Manor Farm Oval
Para Hills West – Elizabeth Downs -:- 0-2

Walkleys Park
Ingle Farm – Parafield Gardens -:- 2-2

Lockleys Oval
West Beach – Elizabeth Vale -:- 0-0

Yalumba Drive
Pontian Eagles – Fulham United -:- 2-1

Richardson Reserve
Modbury Vista – Salisbury Inter -:- 3-2

Argana Park
Elizabeth Downs – Ingle Farm -:- 3-1

Collins Reserve
Fulham United – Modbury Vista -:- 1-3

Mofflin Rd
Elizabeth Vale – Pontian Eagles -:- 3-2

Bradman Oval
Parafield Gardens – West Beach -:- Nuggets knuckledraggers to win 2-1

Underdown Park
Salisbury Inter – Para Hills West -:- 2-1

Walkleys Park
Ingle Farm – Para Hills West -:- 2-2

Argana Park
Elizabeth Downs – West Beach -:- 3-0

Bradman Oval
Parafield Gardens – Pontian Eagles -:- sadly 6-1

Richardson Reserve
Modbury Vista – Elizabeth Vale -:- 2-2

Collins Reserve
Fulham United – Salisbury Inter -:- 2-0

It only went quiet when one of your officials let out a racist comment. Lucky adam goodes wasn't there. Nice work Modbury squirters

so it was the womens team then

thanks callum and the goat for the return of my beanie. to be fair so drunk sunday didn't know I had lost it.

Good to see benchwarmer typing like he speaks. like a cretin

FULHAM v PH WEST 2-2 SALS INTER v ELIZ VALE 1-3 MOD VISTA v PARAFIELD 2-2 PONTIAN v ELIZ DOWNS 0-6 WEST BEACH v INGLE FARM 1-3 Also a little message for the Modbury Knuckleheads who tried to come to the downs on sunday and take on the master sledgers. If you want to improve yourselves maybe start ...

I know this is a soccer forum but...................
I see the mighty English cricket team smashed the convicts last night . Which will be the first of many.

Because the Saturday teams are generally pretty crap

They said the downs vale game was a big top of the table clash and see what happened there

downs to beat inter in a close one 1-0

oops fell asleep thinking about who will win the other games.